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Top 49 Things To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter
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#49 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
Force the owners of quake3.com to sit and watch endless hours of Barney
Send them countless emails with information about Quake 3
Email them tons of copies of O.J Simpson trial avi.s
Hack their site and post up xeroed/scanned copies of your ass
Force the webmasters of quake3.com to watch My Little Pony shows
Tell them they should post some Good pics on their site
Ask if they deliver
Scramble their brains into thinking they are your slaves
Whip out your "paintguns" and "redecorate" their site.
Send them this list
Make some kind of rendering of him in Quake 3 for us to destroy.
Add him to a ton of SPAM lists
Write a virus that floods his domain and slows down his connection
Hack and rewrite his page into something useful...
send him one big e-mail message, like 2,000,000,000,000 lines long of
repeating 'Stupid Squatter' messages so he gets hung up in the download...
Death by lethal explosion
50mb Email bomb of mating rhinos
hack www.quake3.com and 're-direct' it to
www.planetquake.com/qdevels/
if the guys into porn so much, how bout we post his email address on
a gay sex newsgroup (hehe nasty) along the lines of:
sad man, needs manly comfort and loving, likes shaved men :)
I could always post him them pictures of his mum? hehehehe
get the bastard in real life and nail his tongue to his foot (just a
parting gesture like :))
Spread rumours that Quake3.com actually stands for:
Quite.Unnatural.And.Kooky.Evil.Communists.
Suggest to the remaining strogg that this guy thinks they wear dresses.
Send attachments of all mail addressed to id to www.quake3.com (gee, I thought this site was about quake, sorry about the 5000 messages a day.)
At last! Snipers are welcome! Haul your ass over to this guy's house and do what you do best.
Arrange a meeting for him with President Clinton in the oval office.
Make agreement with Microsoft and Netscape that all future browsers cannot access www.quake3.com.
Just shoot the prick.
Ignore them (e.g. planetquake2.com, stomped2.com, quake3.quake2.com
instead of www.xxx.xxx, etc.), and,
Talk about them behind their back (e.g. usenet posts "Quake3.com
sucks", "Virus found on Quake3.com",
"Pam vids and hot kiddie pr0n at Quake3.com", etc.)
Make him play a "special" version of q2 where his only weapon is the hand blaster.
He never is allowed to have a gl version of q2 or any id product.
Sishkobobing comes to mind....
Send em cans of spam.
(CTF Specific :) Use his genitila as a grapple point....
(CTF Specific :) Plant the flag in his genitila....
I say we hunt their asses down, strap them in restraining chairs with a
tv infront of it... then using those eyebrow clippy thingies (like in
Clockwork Orange) keep his eyes open. Now on the tv play rerun's of the
carebears and barney while playing the quake2 soundtrack in the
background....
Same as above with hunting their asses down, but this time take them to
a lan party and pull the cables on the lan. When everyone goes berserk
blame the losers instead :)
cut one of his arms off, then leave him hanging by his only arm to the edge
of a cliff while you tickle his ass with a very itchy feather.
Force him to take a shower
Tell him you'd like to meet all of his friends
Trash his collection of Star Wars figurines
Block out the Sci-Fi and Playboy channels on his TV
Dispose of his pocket protector
Expose him to sunlight
Make the inside of his underwear inaccessible to his hands
Hand him a mirror
Install Surf-Watch on his computer
Ask Zoid to create a new mode in Quake3 called "Capture the quake3 loser". Curiously, if this is played over TCP/IP, packets get sent to the "master server"
at www.quake3.com.
#5 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
Sue the guy (Ultima Online style) for false representation. "Unless those girls are crackwhores, and I can shoot 'em, I want my money back!"
#4 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
If Quake3 is a copyrighted name have ID sue him for infringment... ;-)
#3 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
Attach him to the Anti-porn on the Net campaign's mailing list...
#2 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
Tell him the Nude-Raider code just before you crack his Tomb Raider CD
#1 Thing To Do To The www.quake3.com Domain Name Squatter :
