Of course, everyone knows that the
true name of the Quakefish, as recorded by the ancient lords
of Knunnng, is the Gibby.
GIBBY (kibble-blamus) genus: Quakefish
Lifespan: See current Timelimit
Reproduction: Let's not go into that...
Sadly, most of the Gibbys were wiped out by the Dopefish during
the Commander Keen famine of 1923 and few have been seen since.
However, Gibbys have been seen in the pacific ocean lately
by teams of Quakeobiologists, and there is evidence that their
numbers are rising. The ancient Quakelords of Knunnng believed
that if a Gibby was kept alive in the sacred pond of every
villiage, no-one would ever fall frag hungry again. Opponents
of the Knunnng grew fear of the Gibby, as one Bingor writing,
found engraved in the heart of a stone temple, shows:
After the fall of the Knunnng, Gibby's
allegedly vanished, some said it was a curse, others that
they hid in a secret place found by nobody... until now.
Lee'mon of PlanetQuake has recently
acquired a Gibby. Treated well, it will serve him well on
the battlefield (let's face it, he needs some help there),
but treated badly, the powers will be negated, and Spyke will
emerge triumphant of every level.
Caring for your Gibby:
Gibbys must be fed twice daily with kibbles of opponent. Male
Gibbys prefer the Blue team, for its spicy flavour, while
female Gibbys prefer Red Team Kibbles, as they are more succulent.
Groom your Gibby often by using the notch things on the top
of your Quake 3 Rocket Launcher as a comb. Gibbys need no
sleep, but do like to watch Demos, so do some good recording
and your Gibby will reward you. Above all, anyone who curses
a Gibby, or calls it any Internet names (d00d, kewl, etc),
while automatically loose the next match... treat your Gibby
Well, the Quakefish now has a longer storyline than the original
My son, the answer lies within the
If you prick it, shall it not rail
If you throw it in to the fog of death, does it not gib?
If it grabs the quad, are you not owned?
Yes my son, the answer should be
No, we are not asking for a simple
name here, something that might flow off the tounge
We want something that has the elegance of a haiku
Something that flows like water
Floats like a butterfly, but stings like a bee
The utter beauty of a rocketjump that lands you right on top
of your enemy as you rail him in overtime....
Yes my son, you are beginning to
see through the fog... to understand.
His name shall be....
TIMMY, The Mailbag Guardian!
All heed his war cry....
(hehe, sorry, it was too much fun...
Read: Southpark for the timmy thing)
The Xen of South Park Quaking... Three great tastes that
scare me together. Timmy's a great guy, but I'm afraid of
the connotations of giving his name to the Quakefish. Besides,
the Quakefish would only be Mailbag Guardian under Spyke's
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