THIS WEEK: Taking a bite out of love, cutting off ciruclation with a
manglove, living with a stupid haircut for the love of a good woman, aliens
baking bread in the underpants of women around the world, another net.love
connection (aww, how sweet!), and an interesting peek into the depths of the
Quake community's bathroom habits. It doesn't get much stranger than
this. Are you guys medicated for these problems or what?
I love my
girlfriend more than anything in the world...I've never been closer
to anyone in my entire life. I'm so happy ;-)
But she's got a quirk that I was wondering was
common or not...she has a real thing about biting. We'll be
sitting/lying doing nothing, and she'll ask the inevitable
question...."Can I bite you?". It never turns out to be anything
painful, I'm actually liking it a little. Now I have a real thing
about biting. I was just wondering, is this common (if we both like
it, who cares though..)?
Well, common, yes and no. Back
before our ancestors decided to stop braiding their asshair and swing down out of the
trees, biting played quite an active role in the humpitty humpitty
hula. If you observe some present day animals in their natural habitats you
will continue to see biting as part of the love act. In
humans, this is not as common,
but still well within the bounds of normal as long as nobody is
bleeding or screaming in pain. A little love nip here, some gnashing there
can only be described as fun. I personally can understand your
girlfriend. Every so often I'll look at Mental and just... walk up
and bite him, I can't help it. Darwin would love this.
Glove Love (and Hate)
I am a virgin. It doesn't bother me to admit it
at all. Well I was talking to my friend who is quite sexually active
with his girl friend, and he said condoms cut off circulation, cause
numbness and are downright painful, I thought hmm it must have to do
with size, well I had a talk with his girlfriend, and he is
very close to the same size as me, so I am really bothered by this.
He said large sized helped a little but still it was the same, and
that they are expensive! How can this be? I think something is wrong
with this though, so tell me is he right? Or is he just unlucky and his situation isn't normal?
Your friend is the exception to the norm. I have
known some, um, proud guys in my day, and let me tell you, only
one of them ever suffered any circulation trouble or numbness, and legend has
it he was half horse. There are all sorts of shapes and sizes of condom out there, ranging from little smokie to summer sausage. Honestly, there will be one that works for you, and if not, there is always the
female condom (for your partner). Send your pal and his
knick knack paddywhack to condomania
and he'll find something that gives his dog a bone. Arf.
Big Bad Bald Boys
About 5 years ago I got a strange haircut,
and somehow it's stuck with me up until now. While it's not the most uncommon
of hairstyles, it does happen to be getting old. I feel
like just chucking it and getting a so-called "normal"
therein lies my problem. I'm a member of a local punk band,
and none of my bandmates, fans, or friends want to see me change
my hairstyle. I was all set to ignore their pleas and get it cut
when a girl that I'm very interested in asked me
not to get it cut on my way to the
barber shop. But, my hair is an annoyance. Should I get
a "normal" haircut and live comfortably or keep the one I have to appease a possible future girlfriend?
Dude, the mullet cut is SO five minutes ago! It went out with swatch guards and neon shirts. I say, be bold,
shave that bad boy clean. Yes, you read right, just shave it
all off. That's the niffity thing about hair... it grows
back! Well, usually. If this chick that you are
interested in is interested in you, my hope is that she is
interested in more than your hair. This isn't to say I don't
appreciate silken tendrils on a man, though. Mine has long,
smooth, perfect ringlets, and if I could shrink myself down to but a
couple of inches I would run naked through his hair for fun on the
weekends. But, know what? If his hair all fell out
tomorrow (and he's getting up there in years, it might!) or he
hacked it all off, I'd still want to climb him, because I have the
hots for more than just his hair. Do what makes you
comfortable. If you're not comfortable with yourself, you wont
Baking Undie Bread
recently become very intimate with my
girlfriend of just over a year. I've never 'gone as far' with anyone
else so to speak. As we were getting dressed she asked me
to hand her her underwear. The underwear was a 'tealish
yellowish' color (which is how she bought it) But because of the
sort of strange color of underwear I decided to look at the
underwear, she advised me not to. But it was too late I had already
spotted some weird yellowish brownish little crumb like
things. She told me this was normal for females. However, I'm
having a little trouble believing this. I know it has nothing to do
with her period as obviously she was not having it at the time.
Basically, my question is. Is this 'Normal' and if not is there a
nice way of bringing the subject up and asking here to see a
gynecologist? I assume this may be related to the fact that I did
break her 'hymen'(sp?) a little while ago, and she is still sort of
sore. Anyways please help!
Oh, there is such a big wide smear
of normalcy. Honestly, what should be worrisome is if it is
abnormal for her. If this is a sudden
development, she should see a doctor. If it is accompanied by
any burning or itching, again, see a doctor. It could be a
mild yeast infection. Really, though, do you know how the
female bits work? The nifty thing about the female sex organs
is that they are continually self-cleansing. This means that,
yes, there is usually some discharge. Color, texture, and odor
vary from person to person. If she is having any discomfort
and the discharge is an odd color and smells strongly, chances are
she has an infection of some sort, but it is quite probably just her
normal self, and she was right to assure you that this was no case
If she DOES turn out
to have a yeast infection, you need to be treated
as well. Buy the cream form of whatever treatment she uses, and apply
it to your little loaf of man, following the package instructions.
If you aren't treated at the same time, you two will
start a vicious reinfection cycle. Nobody likes used
The Love.Boat, Soon Will Be Making Another Run...
been chatting with someone I met on IRC for over two years,
and we've been really good friends over that time. Recently,
we've gotten a lot closer and we've realized that we're both crazy
for each other in a pretty serious way. Unfortunately, she
lives in Michigan and I live in Alabama, so we're nowhere near each
other. We've seen tons of pictures of each other, and talk on
the phone several times a week (I have an 800 number at work, so I
stay late so we can talk) In July, I'm going to be in Chicago visiting a friend , so
she's going to come down so we can meet and (hopefully) hit it
off. I don't want to screw this up, so if you have any
pointers that would help avoid initial awkwardness I would
GREATLY appreciate it.
Aw, this is so cute. It gives me the warm fluffies. If the
two of you have been in contact for over two years, chances are
pretty slim that you'll despise each other when you finally come
nose to nose. Make sure that your expectations are
realistic. Have a serious chat with her before you guys
actually get together. If you've got buckteeth and a lazy
eye that you forgot to mention, now is the time to tell her.
If she has an uncontrollable habit of farting in public and picks
her teeth with her fork, this is the time for her to tell you.
Lay it all out for her. Then, when you go to meet her, you can
do so knowing that you've told her all there is to tell and you're
meeting her with an open mind, ready for wherever the day takes
you. When you get to that day, the most important thing you
can do is relax. Oh, and bring roses (or daisies or chocolates
or floppy disks, whatever tangos her mango.)
Mental knew what
worked for me. I got roses AND Quake. Now there's a gift
that says lovin better than something from the oven!
Front To Back? Back To Front? Take The Wipe Challenge!!
We were at a lan party having a lot of fun and
talking about all sorts of stupid things. Somehow (don't ask how)
the conversation turned to how people wipe their butts.
person was adamant that _everyone_ starts at the back and goes
forward. Almost everyone else abstained from that particular topic
and so the conversation moved on. (well, two of us did come out and
tell him we went from front to back)
This would be the
end of it, but it seems the guy is now insecure or something, and
brings it up on occasion about how stupid we are, and how everyone
did it his way.
So, just to shut him
up (or make us eat crow?) which way do the majority of people wipe
Yup. Your pal is right on the
money. The majority of people today are typically back to
fronters. I personally am a die hard back to fronter, while my
best friend happens to be a front to backer. You should see
her crane around while she's trying to get the job done, it's
hilarious. As kids, girls are usually told not to go back to
front for fear of getting something stinky on their super sugar
crisp, but older girls have more control over the wipe finish line
and don't usually do a complete wipe follow through all the way on
up. I've done some informal polling on this subject today and
have only found one person out of a few dozen that goes front to
back, and no males admitted to this wipe phenomenon. This did,
however, spark another chicken-and-egg type potty question.
Toilet paper: fold or crumple?