THIS WEEK: QuakeCon. Casual sex at QuakeCon.
Some chick in love with a geek at QuakeCon. A QuakeCon
virgin afraid to go, a QuakeCon id stalker wants to meet the men behind
the game, QuakeCon and drunken freaks, wanking at QuakeCon, and would mynx
let Mental4 go to QuakeCon??
When I was at QuakeCon last year, I met this
incredibly gorgeous guy. He was everything I dream about
in a guy - a hot computer geek. I know you can relate,
Mynx, which is why I'm writing to you. Now that QC99
approaches, I'm hoping to see him again, but I don't know how to hit
on him or otherwise make him aware of my love for him. Can you
give me any advice? How can I get a geek to notice me?
Thus far I've never even spoken to him directly.
God, I love a good geek. I really do. There's just
something so unassuming and innocent about them, you know?
And when you find one that's a total babe, it just makes
life worthwhile. There's one secret to getting a geek
guy: talk to him. No, really. I've yet
to meet a computer nerd who will turn down any sort of attention
from a woman.. Unless of course he's in the middle of toying with
a really sweet cpu setup, in which case, you're outta
luck. Wait till he's done licking his TNT2U before you try
to get his attention.
slept with someone at Quakecon last year. It was
something I've never done before (sleeping with a virtual stranger)
but I did it anyway and it rocked and yep I want to do it
again. I really enjoyed our time together and if I
see this person again, I'm going to try to get with her. The
problem is, I said we'd talk after last QC, but I never ICQ'd her or
emailed her or anything and now I'm afraid that she'll be royally
pissed. I didn't give her any way to get in touch with
me, but I had her info - so it was all up to me and I wasn't
into that sort of follow-up stuff. But since we'll
see each other again (maybe) it might be worth a shot. Of
course, I don't even know if she's going to come this
probably didn't last year, either, but didn't want to hurt your
feelings. Basically all I can really say here is that if she
expected to hear from you and you told her you'd fulfill that
obligation, she's probably not going to be too keen on seeing you,
let alone allow you to invade her orifices. But, since even I
am occasionally wrong, if she actually speaks to you and by some
miracle chooses to introduce her cat to your mouse, make sure she
understands your intention at the outset. If all you want is
sex, make that clear. It could be that's all she wants
too. If she's going to bed (or desk or floor or bathroom) with
you with the expectation that this begins some relationship, there
will be hurt feelings. Oh, and for godsake man, take a shower
at least once during Quakecon, ok? She'll be a lot
I have never
been to a #quakecon. I've wanted to go for years but basically
I'm shy. I'm afraid nobody
will like me or believe that I'm the same guy they know
on irc. I'm scared to be a letdown to all my old irc buddies.
Give the guys a little more credit. I
mean, have you actually seen some of these people? Quake
geeks come in a very wide variety of shapes, sizes, colors
and genres. You'll see everything from a bleached and
mega-tatooed scary looking guy to a tall skinny afro web
dude to some game chicks with big hooterang. You've
got your long haired game rock stars, your short potbellied and
balding affable geeks, your bad boy muscle game guys, your quiet
unassuming geniuses, and an assorted foreign pothead or two.
Not everyone is gorgeous. Not everyone is brilliant. They
all love Quake, they all (mostly) respect each
other, and all you gotta do is sit down and play. Go
on. You'll have fun.
Do you feel it's appropriate for me to talk to
guys like John Carmack and John Cash and Paul Steed? Will they
call security on me or something if I try to ask for autographs or
want a picture taken? Do you know these guys? What are
they like and how will they react? Help, I'm afraid.
It's been my experience that people like the ones you
mentioned are typically gracious and willing to make a fan happy.
That said, you might want to make sure you're not naked with
a big "I BRAKE FOR JOHN CARMACK" tattooed across your buttcheeks
when you ask for the above mentioned autograph and photo.
I don't know Carmack, so I can't give you any idea of how he'll
react. John Cash is only an acquaintance, but I can tell
you that he's been nothing but gracious and friendly. Paul Steed
is an insufferable babe and a testosterone explosion just
waiting to happen, but if you tell him how great you think he
is he probably won't kick your ass, or if he does at least he'll
enjoy doing it.
I heard that they threw a guy out of
QC last year for being drunk. Is this true? Is it true
that we can't have a beer and a frag at QuakeCon? What
in the holy hell are we supposed to do for fun?!
Mash the hamster. Grab sCary's ass.
Try to decipher exactly what RadPipe ate to make him smell so
pungent. Duh, hello?
Play Quake. What
the hell else do you think you do
at QuakeCon? Sheesh.
I want to wank
during the tourney at quake con 99. I want to sit there amongst
all the other players, and touch myself. Do you
think I could pull it off (heh heh) unnoticed?
could probably pull it off, but there's no way you'd go
unnoticed. With all the network geeks crawling around
under tables, someone is going to come eye to eye with your belching
trouser munchkin. If my hunch is right,
you probably won't mind... people who belch the felcher in public
are usually out for kicks when people see them. Just try not to
get arrested, k?
Would you let Mental4 go to QuakeCon? Without you?
Everyone going to QuakeCon
knows Dr4 is chained and cuffed to me forever more, so there's not a
whole lot of trouble he could get into without me hearing about it
later. Not to mention that the old Doctor Schlongo is very
loyal and trustworthy. Funny, though, he would never let ME go
to QuakeCon without him... but that's probably because I'd want to
show up in thigh-high black leather boots with a bullwhip. Who
wouldn't trust me??