This Week: Does wanking hurt your chances
of academic success? Just how small is too small when
we're talking gobblers? Where does Mynx come up with
all of this junk, and just who does she turn to for advice?
Is it okay for a 19 year old to hide the hedgehog in a 14
year old... and some guy wastes baby batter on the Q3A Mynx
model, even though Mynx never really wears pink lipstick.
Oh, and we even have a playground penis story in this week's
Embarrassment Spotlight. Happy Thanksgiving, USA folk.
Try not to contaminate the turkey with bodily fluid.
Wanking... A Performance
I'm a 17 year
old male and masturbate almost daily. But I was thinking of
masturbation's drawbacks. I mean, I know athletes don't have sex
for a few weeks before they have to perform. Except the effect
it has physically does it do the same thing mentally? Maybe I
could use the same tactic for when i have
Well, personally, I've never been able
to turn that sort of frustrated tension into a drive to
succeed. I'm a much happier and productive person when I'm
having orgasms. But, hey, that's just me. There are
certain personality types that work well under pressure - if you
happen to be one of these sorts then perhaps taking a break from
gripping your gecko will provide you with the tension and
pressure to help you succeed...
if you're anything like
me, however, it will simply make you scatterbrained
and you'll end up with a frightfully difficult time
paying attention. Um, what was the
Hey there Mynx. I read your section all
the time and enjoy it a lot. I am a 17 year old
guy and am just wondering how I "measure up" as far as penal
size is concerned. I'm a good 7 1/4 inches erect, how
does this measure up? Is there an average penal size or something? Never
had sex, everything but, and don't want to get laughed at when the trousers
are dropped. Appreciate any help you can give me.
There is some dispute over what is
actually the "average" size, depending on who you ask.
Whichever average you choose to believe, you come down in the "above
average" category. I believe average is somewhere around five
and a half to six and a half inches. While a
larger battering ram is certainly desirable, that doesn't make
up for lack of technique, so don't start strutting around just
yet. When you do drop trou for that special lady (or dude...
or, well, goat, if you swing that way), be sure to focus on
what (and who) you're doing, and take your time. Attention to
detail gets big bonus
points in the studmuffin
Advice For The Advice
I heard once that "The worst advice
is(accentuated pronunciation) advice". Now, I'm certainly not
sure if that's true, there are plenty
of my best friends that give good advice (I'm supposing, well, it hasn't
hurt me yet). So whats your opinion on that matter? You
seem to be asked plenty about chicks n dicks n cli...
nm ;) but what about Mynx? Have you ever written to an
advice columnist btw? Oh, and how did you become an advice columnist (is
there a background you have to have?). Who do you go for
advice? Was there ever an instance where you had to ask
someone for advice when someone was asking you for advice?
As much as I'd love to tell you I'm all
knowing and wise and have an answer for everything... well, ok,
I *do* have an answer for everything, but I'm not all knowing and
wise. I haven't ever written to an advice column, but I
have written a few irate letters to editors in my
day. There have been times when I've asked around for varying opinions before answering some
of the more pressing questions, but for
the most part the answers you see here are the
product of my own demented little world. When I need advice
for my own little personal traumas I have some
very nifty girlfriends who help me out quite a bit,
and no, you can't talk to them too. (mine!) As
for my background, let's just say I've lived a very colorful
life and I'm incredibly bossy and nosy, with a strong
tendency to deliver
my opinion even when nobody asks for it. Oh, and being naked a
lot helps too. I don't know why, it just does. Shyness has never
been one of my strong points.
I'm a 19 year old college student, and the a
couple weeks ago I met a girl at a party who was really cool.
I seemed to hit it off very well with her, and we talked for
awhile. When she left to go do something, one of my friends
who knew her walked over to me and broke the
Well, we all had a good
laugh at my expense and I went on with my life, but the next week
she came out with us again and we hit it off once again. I
really like the fact that she hasn't been influenced by the whole
'party girl' scene that most of the girls my age are into now.
My question is: in your humble opinion, do you think it's all right
to see a 14 year old?? It seems really weird to me, but I
just can't get over how well
we seem to go together. I am very
You know, Priscilla was only 14 when she
met Elvis. Hell, my mom was only 14 when she met my dad.
Come to think of it neither of those ended well, though. I'd
have to say that at this point in your life, 19 and 14 is still
an enormous difference. When you're in your 20s and
30s, it won't be much of a big deal, but a 14 year old, no matter
how mature and seemingly well adjusted, just does not have the life
skills necessary to be in a relationship with a more or less
adult. Now, mind you, I am married to someone 8 years
older than me, but if we were the same age I'd be far too
mature for him. :) I was over 21 when I met him,
though, and I'd done a fair bit of life living and lesson learning
before settling in to do that ever after thing. I hate
to live life by the numbers, but I'm gunna step my ass
right on up here and say no, I don't think it's okay for you
to date a 14 year old. If you two really
go together well, if there's a real spark
there, it's still going to be there when she's
old enough to be old enough.
Oh Goddess, Here We
the Mynx model. Mmm Mmm good she be hot. I've
been pulling off to the renders of her since I first say em
and I had to tell you that I've splattered the monitor over and over again! I
open your column and I open
the render and I go to it, I can't help it, those light
pink lips drive me nuts. Do you think you can send me some of
your worn underwear? Here is my address:
You have way, way, way too much free
time on your hands. Listen to me, and listen to me
carefully. Turn off your computer. Put your penis
away. I said put that thing AWAY! I will not be sending
you any of my panties, not only because I think there is some sort
of Federal Regulation(tm) against transporting biological fluids
through the USPS but because if I gave my knickers to you I'd have
to give them to EVERYONE! And then where would I be?
Huh? And besides. I never wear frosted pink
lipstick. Blood red, baby,
This week's embarrassing moment
spoke to me, because I got in trouble for much the same thing in
grade school! Although, I still find it to be an effective
means for intriguing people! :) Thanks Pedro!
I've been reading your
articles on Planetquake for a long time now and it's my favorite of
all Planet (Quake)! I really enjoy the embarrassment spotlight
and decided to send you the story of one of my life's most embarrassing moments,
it isn't as nasty as some of the ones I read in your articles,
but you might find it amusing!
When I was 9 or 10 years old, I attended a private boarding
school. It was nice, but in my class there was only one other boy
and the rest were all girls which is a really bad thing for a 9
year old boy, no kids to play and talk about girls!
was always a bit weak and so some of the girls pushed me around and
even tried to beat me a few times, so I developed a "technique" that
was running around the playground threatening to kiss them whenever
the girls bothered me! This worked really fine... for some
time at least, because some of the girls didn't find it so bad to be
kissed and others really discovered that I didn't liked to kiss them
also (remember, I was only 9!), so I had to change strategy in order
to survive at the playground...
And so my new strategy was to "flash" my pubic areas at the
girls and if that wasn't enough to dissuade them, them I would
threat to show my dick, which was usually enough to scare them to
death and make them run and scream around the playground!
there was this girl that was really getting on my nerves and so I
unzipped my pants and pulled down my trousers a bit, just enough to
show my (nonexistent) pubic hair and started chasing her, when all
of a sudden I hear the voice of the school attendant: "JUST
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR'RE DOING?!?"
That was it, I thought I
was gonna die, if not from heart attack, from the beating I was
gonna get when my parents knew! She grabbed me by the arm and took
me to the detention room where I stayed for the next two hours, and
after I cried and sobbed for a long time and promised never to do IT
again, she let me go and didn't tell my parents but she left the
warning... if I didn't behave, then my parents would know.
Quite obviously I became a roll model student for the rest
of my staying at the school because I was more afraid of my folks
than of a bunch of girls :) The moral of the story is to
never chase girls with your fly open!