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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Strawberry Vanilla.
   

This Week:  Will yanking on your donky make it smaller or larger?  Is Quake one giant chick deterrent?  How can you deal with Pubes of Death, how can you get your girlfriend naked for Quake, and can chicks love men who like to crossdress?  Oh, and a charming letter about Mynx's posterior.  Touch it, love it.


  Will Pulling The Pud Make It Grow (Please?!?)
Yo mynx! I sorta have a question and I was thinking you were probably the most qualified person to ask without getting all sorts of weird looks. Does masturbation make it smaller? I don't masturbate, and i was just wondering if it did because some of my friends do (they actually told me that). I was just thinking, coz if it makes it bigger, then i might have to start (not that it's small or anything).

-Stubchub

Feh.  If masturbation made your gorilla bait smaller, 99% of the world's male population would have nothing but pubic hair and some wee little sweet pea testes.  Of course tallywhacking won't make it smaller.  It's a nice way to pass the time and exercise your prostate, but no, you won't notice any effect on penis size.


  Is Quake Worse Than B.O.?
I am 18 years old, and have never even had a date.  I am not that bad looking, but I have a hard time meeting people.  It *might* even be BECAUSE of the fact that I am part of the Quake community (the girls whom I vie for attention think that because I play games, i might be some crazy violent freak.  One even told me that...)  I honestly could try harder, I suppose, but I don't really know how...  I always feel like a fool when I try talking to those of the opposite sex.  I always was sort of a loner (even in my sex life... the only action I have gotten is from my own 10 digits...)  What is wrong with me?  I am not gay, I know that for a fact.  I love women as much as the next guy/lesbian, but I just can't seem to get their attention for much more than laughing at me... 

Which brings me to a few questions:  What am I doing wrong?  Is the fact that I am known to be a QuakeHead hurting me? (I am certainly not a crazy violent person, in fact, some people might even call me.... wuss..., I prefer passive or gentle...  DID I SAY I AM NOT GAY?  I get THAT, too!)  and also, How can I meet people who I might get along better with, or won't mind my "Quake Community" Lifestyle?  (every time I find someone I like and who is able to "click" with me and my personal style, they are already involved in someone else!)

-Qstyled

Chicks are fickle and generally quite difficult to understand.  We pride ourselves on manipulating and confusing you men.  So, really, the girls you meet are just doing their jobs.  But, any girl who tells you that they think you're a violent freak because you play games... well, I wouldn't waste my time on her.  She obviously can't think for herself and believes whatever news story is spoon fed to her.  Anyway, you're supposed to feel like a fool when you talk to those of the fairer sex - especially when you're still kind of new to hitting on chicks.  The more you do it, the better you'll get.  And, rest assured that there are gals out there who dig game geeks.  I can testify to that.


  Watch Out For That Tr... BUSH!
I thought I would give you a shot on this as I am in a quandary on what to do. To make a long story short, my girlfriend has a very hairy pubic region. I mean VERY. It's thick and it's everywhere. I made my first trip 'south of the border' recently and I almost got lost.

Problem is, I don't find this very attractive. I like giving oral sex, but this was tough with the pubes in the way. It got a little gross towards the end. My question is this, is this something open to discussion? Can I ask her to trim? Personally, I keep Captain Winky surrounded by a well maintained lawn, but I know this is my preference. We have open and great conversation, but I am reluctant to say anything. We've only been seeing each other a few weeks and I don't want to freak her out.

I am just wondering what you would think if a guy you were dating spoke to you about this. 

-George of the Jungle

Well, I'm a big fan of the "just ask" method.  Just ask her if she'd be willing to wax or trim or whatever, tell her that you think it would look beautiful on her.  Offer to do it for her.  I had a redheaded pal whose boyfriend would regularly shave her into a teeny thin stripe - if he did it, she'd keep it up, but she wasn't all that interested in doing it herself.  Of course, you have to trust someone a buttload to let them near your monkeytrap with a razor, y'know?  Then again, you probably shouldn't be boinking someone you don't trust so this could be moot.

The lovelashing you mention above is an important and worthwhile part of nookie.  I personally believe that no healthy sex life is complete without oral sex, but, like I said, that's just me.  So find a way to work around this; it would be a shame to give it up for something so easily tweaked.


  Quake, Quake, Quake Naked
I am a quake lover and have been for some time. So I was wondering what incentive I should propose for my girlfriend to get naked while I'm playing quake3?

What should I say?  Am I a pervert? Do I need counseling or should I
should I just put my joystick away and stop thinking bad thoughts about this here mouse?

-Perv

Some girlfriends will happily disrobe for quake, but others do need some persuasion.  Never underestimate the value of jewelry.  Or, you could just take a lesson from the guy in the previous message and offer her a hundred tongue lashings in return for some naked Quaking.  Oh, and yeah, you are a pervert.  Pervert.


  When He Raids Your Panties
Ok, here we go.  I don't have much relationship experience, because I do a bit of Crossdressing.  I am kind of afraid of what people will think if they find out (the relationships I were in never really went anywhere, fortunately for my ego.)  What I want to know is this:  what do women (okay, I won't ask you to speak for all women, you are only one.  but I hope I can get a general idea, thigh-high boots and crop aside)  ummm, lets start sentence again.  What do women (or you....) think of this?  is it too weird?  Am I a freak? I am not gay, I am straight as an arrow.  (Men have never turned me on, so I know this)  Sometimes, when I look at a women, they don't turn me on themselves, but their clothing....  I sort of envy it.  I wish I could look as good as them in that...  but I am still straight, and that is a real complication.  I don't really know what to do...  I am too embarrassed about it to get into any serious relationships..

-Divine

Personally I don't see altogether too much wrong with crossdressing.  I mean, sure, I'm a chick so I understand - I too would much rather wear soft and silky chick stuff than scratchy man clothes.  Some people are quite open about it, even.  I think one of the Spice Girls, who is married to a soccer player, recently -publicly- said that her husband enjoys wearing her panties.  Big deal.  Some people aren't comfortable unless they wear a couple or three shirts.  Some people like pretty clothes.  It doesn't make you any less of a person or a less valuable partner in a relationship.  Granted, it might freak out some girls, but chances are if you find yourself in a relationship that progresses to the point of mutual secret sharing, you'll already know if the person will accept your hobby or not.  If this is not something you're willing to give up then it is going to have to be something that the person you love must accept.  Simple as that.


  More Panties!
Would you be willing to post a picture of your butt in a pair of panties?  If not post it then at least send it to me?  I really need to see your luscious orbs in some nice satin unders.

-Assman

No.  I only inflict my ass on the Chosen Ones, which you are not.

 


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