Week: Will yanking on your donky make it smaller
or larger? Is Quake one giant chick deterrent?
How can you deal with Pubes of Death, how can you get
your girlfriend naked for Quake, and can chicks love
men who like to crossdress? Oh, and a charming letter
about Mynx's posterior. Touch it, love it.
Will Pulling The Pud Make It Grow
Yo mynx! I sorta have a question and I was thinking you
were probably the most qualified person to ask without getting
all sorts of weird looks. Does masturbation make it smaller?
I don't masturbate, and i was just wondering if it did because
some of my friends do (they actually told me that). I was
just thinking, coz if it makes it bigger, then i might have
to start (not that it's small or anything).
If masturbation made your gorilla bait smaller, 99% of
the world's male population would have nothing but pubic
hair and some wee little sweet pea testes. Of course tallywhacking
won't make it smaller. It's a nice way to pass
the time and exercise your prostate, but no, you won't notice
any effect on penis size.
Is Quake Worse Than B.O.?
I am 18 years old, and have never even
had a date. I am not that bad looking, but I have a
hard time meeting people. It *might* even be BECAUSE
of the fact that I am part of the Quake community (the girls
whom I vie for attention think that because I play games,
i might be some crazy violent freak. One even told me
that...) I honestly could try harder, I suppose, but
I don't really know how... I always feel like a fool
when I try talking to those of the opposite sex. I always
was sort of a loner (even in my sex life... the only action
I have gotten is from my own 10 digits...) What is wrong
with me? I am not gay, I know that for a fact.
I love women as much as the next guy/lesbian, but I just can't
seem to get their attention for much more than laughing at
brings me to a few questions: What am I doing wrong?
Is the fact that I am known to be a QuakeHead hurting me?
(I am certainly not a crazy violent person, in fact, some
people might even call me.... wuss..., I prefer passive or
gentle... DID I SAY I AM NOT GAY? I get THAT,
too!) and also, How can I meet people who I might get
along better with, or won't mind my "Quake Community" Lifestyle?
(every time I find someone I like and who is able to "click"
with me and my personal style, they are already involved in
are fickle and generally quite difficult to understand.
We pride ourselves on manipulating and confusing you men.
So, really, the girls you meet are just doing their
jobs. But, any girl who tells you that they think
you're a violent freak because you play games... well, I wouldn't
waste my time on her. She obviously can't think for
herself and believes whatever news story is spoon fed to her.
Anyway, you're supposed to feel like a fool when you talk
to those of the fairer sex - especially when you're still
kind of new to hitting on chicks. The more you do it,
the better you'll get. And, rest assured that there
are gals out there who dig game geeks. I can testify
is, I don't find this very attractive. I like giving oral sex,
but this was tough with the pubes in the way. It got a little
gross towards the end. My question is this, is this something
open to discussion? Can I ask her to trim? Personally, I keep
Captain Winky surrounded by a well maintained lawn, but I know
this is my preference. We have open and great conversation,
but I am reluctant to say anything. We've only been seeing each
other a few weeks and I don't want to freak her out.
Watch Out For That Tr... BUSH!
I thought I would give you a shot on
this as I am in a quandary on what to do. To make a long story
short, my girlfriend has a very hairy pubic region. I mean
VERY. It's thick and it's everywhere. I made my first trip
'south of the border' recently and I almost got lost.
am just wondering what you would think if a guy you were dating
spoke to you about this.
-George of the Jungle
I'm a big fan of the "just ask" method. Just ask her
if she'd be willing to wax or trim or whatever, tell her that
you think it would look beautiful on her. Offer to do
it for her. I had a redheaded pal whose boyfriend would
regularly shave her into a teeny thin stripe - if he did it,
she'd keep it up, but she wasn't all that interested in doing
it herself. Of course, you have to trust someone a buttload
to let them near your monkeytrap with a razor, y'know?
Then again, you probably shouldn't be boinking someone you
don't trust so this could be moot.
The lovelashing you mention above is an important and worthwhile
part of nookie. I personally believe that no healthy
sex life is complete without oral sex, but, like I said, that's
just me. So find a way to work around this; it would
be a shame to give it up for something so easily tweaked.
Quake, Quake, Quake Naked
I am a quake lover and have been for some time. So I
was wondering what incentive I should propose for my girlfriend
to get naked while I'm playing quake3?
should I say? Am I a pervert? Do I need counseling or
should I just put my joystick away and stop thinking bad thoughts
about this here mouse?
girlfriends will happily disrobe for quake, but others do
need some persuasion. Never underestimate the value
of jewelry. Or, you could just take a lesson from the
guy in the previous message and offer her a hundred tongue
lashings in return for some naked Quaking. Oh, and yeah,
you are a pervert. Pervert.
When He Raids Your Panties
Ok, here we go. I don't have much relationship
experience, because I do a bit of Crossdressing.
I am kind of afraid of what people will think if they find
out (the relationships I were in never really went anywhere,
fortunately for my ego.) What I want to know is this:
what do women (okay, I won't ask you to speak for all women,
you are only one. but I hope I can get a general idea,
thigh-high boots and crop aside) ummm, lets start sentence
again. What do women (or you....) think of this?
is it too weird? Am I a freak? I am not gay, I am straight
as an arrow. (Men have never turned me on, so I know
this) Sometimes, when I look at a women, they don't
turn me on themselves, but their clothing.... I sort
of envy it. I wish I could look as good as them in that...
but I am still straight, and that is a real complication.
I don't really know what to do... I am too embarrassed
about it to get into any serious relationships..
Personally I don't see altogether too much wrong with crossdressing.
I mean, sure, I'm a chick so I understand - I too would much
rather wear soft and silky chick stuff than scratchy man
clothes. Some people are quite open about it, even.
I think one of the Spice Girls, who is married to a soccer
player, recently -publicly- said that her husband enjoys wearing
her panties. Big deal. Some people aren't comfortable
unless they wear a couple or three shirts. Some people
like pretty clothes. It doesn't make you any less of
a person or a less valuable partner in a relationship.
Granted, it might freak out some girls, but chances are if
you find yourself in a relationship that progresses to the
point of mutual secret sharing, you'll already know if the
person will accept your hobby or not. If this is not
something you're willing to give up then it is going to have
to be something that the person you love must accept.
Simple as that.
Would you be willing to post a picture of your
butt in a pair of panties? If not post it then at least
send it to me? I really need to see your luscious orbs
in some nice satin unders.
No. I only inflict my ass on the Chosen Ones, which
you are not.