Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Which mynx came first, what's it like to trade
wives, should you be gay in a Quake clan? Sex dreams,
more questions on mowing the short n curlies, and a cute little
Valentine's Day Embarrassment Spotlight. Hope you buttmonkeys
had a nice greasy naked heart day.
Mynx, Mynx Bot, Turkey Jerky!
Two questions for you. For one,
which came first, mynx pq, or mynx q3a. Was the bot
some sorta homage to you? Second question. I
recently tried um, what did you call it? Oh yeah.
Strangling the mangler. I'm pretty sure I did it
right, but it didnt really do much for me. I know
I'm not gay. Is this normal? Are there guys who
just dont need to be jerkin the turkey? Is there something
wrong with me?
can be only one. I came first, but then I usually do.
Anyway, when it comes to waking, hey, take it or leave it.
You don't HAVE to grab your jabber just because I say so.
If you're perfectly content to leave your little winkie alone,
then go right ahead. But I still say wanking is more
fun than nothing.
Woo, Fun Fun Fun!
Dear Mynx, I have a problem that
I think you might be able to address. I have a friend
who wants me to switch wives with him for a night a pleasure. They
have done this before and find it very enjoyable. I
have to admit that I am curious to expierence this for I find
his wife very attractive. He is constantly asking me
when we are going to trade and has even asked my wife himself.
Her reply was a NO but, I think she is kind of curious too. My
main question though is, if she agrees to trade would this
have a effect on our relationship in the long run?
back for a minute. Do you still have any sort of productive
relationship with anyone (besides your wife) that you've slept
with previously? Does your wife? I would wager
that trading spouses for the night will probably be really
fun for the few hours you're handcuffed to the bed, but after
that it may be kind of difficult to have a beer with your
pal knowing that he's had his massive 11 incher in any one
of seven ports on your wife. Speaking of your wife,
she already said no, so this is kind of moot. But, should
you bring it up again, you'll have to be very gentle and understanding.
It's kind of hard to take "honey, I'd like to stuff Joe's
wife like a Christmas grouse" without it sounding like "you
suck and I'd rather stick my face in HIS nagging wife".
See? Personally I'd have to say it would be better to
invite the wives to have a little fun together, and you can
watch. Doesn't that sound like more fun?
Clans Against Funky Buttlove
Heres the 411. I joined a local Quake clan recently after
attending a few local LAN party's. The guys in the clan are
great and I've become friends with a few of them outside of
the world of online quake and LAN's. The thing is, I think
these guys are kind of, well, homophobic, and I'm Gay. It
was fine when we only ever talked online and at LAN's, but
now that we've been doing stuff outside of Quake as well,
I'm pretty sure they'll figure it out eventually. Should I
tell them and risk losing some friends, as well as having
to find a new clan? Or should I just try to hide it?
Let me just clarify something: You're not running around rubbing
up against these other guys, biting them and otherwise initiating
leg humps, right? Right? Well then who cares?
Have any of them taken you aside and said "listen, man, I'm
heterosexual. I just thought you should know.
Will you still be my friend?" Screw 'em (well, ok not
literally). You are who you are. You wouldn't
feel the need to tell them you have blue eyes or brown hair
or a third nipple or something, right? Just do your
thing and have fun at the LAN parties, and get back to me
when you have a crush on one of them or something. There's
nothing wrong with you that you need to warn them about.
Go live your life.
Sweet Dreams Are Made of This
I am married and have a child. They are
the best things that have happened to me in my life. Recently
I have been having many dreams...that are...errhh...sexual
dreams :-0 about other Women...glad I made that clear :-|
Last night was an exquisite one to say the least :-) I recall
going into the bedroom with this girl at my old job and doing
every imaginable deed to her.
thing was my Schmeckle dude was a WHOLE LOT BIGGER than what
it was in real life. Siggy Freud said that the penile
image in a dream usually stood for fertility right? What I
am wondering is why I am having all of these sexual dreams.
I mean WOW it feels like I am in them doing it. I wake up
all Guilty but then relax when I realize it was a dream. My
wife said every now and then she has sex dreams and she says
she tries to enjoy them as much as possible :-|???? Dunno
how to react to that one.
I should relax and just do what she does or maybe there is
something wrong with me??? I mean is it normal to dream about
bumpin grindin and such like about 3-4 times a week??
I agree with your wife. Enjoy it while it lasts!
You're not doing anything wrong, you're sleeping. The
only problem I can see is sticky sheets and hey, that's what
washing machines are for, dig? And furthermore, if you
find yourself with a foot long schlong in one of these dreams,
who cares what it represents? That's gotta be fun.
I mean, I'd find it fun, anyway. Sex dreams are fun.
They're even more fun if you actually get to the frosting
part of the nookie cake. I unfortunately always wake
up before that part. Sometimes life just ain't fair.
I'm writing this to you because you're
the only person I can think to ask who can't laugh in my face
(well, maybe you'll laugh, but I don't have to see it).
Here's my dilemma: my previous girlfriend (we broke
up about a month ago) was shaved 'down there' (if you don't
know what I mean, I've got the wrong Mynx at PQ). Because
I'm the sensitive, caring 31 year old guy that I am, I started
shaving 'down there' also. I've continued the practice
since the break up because I've found I prefer it. Now
the problem. A razor just doesn't seem to 'cut it'.
I can't get rid of all the stubble, and believe you me, that
is one place you do NOT want stubble. I've heard of
the chemical hair removal creams and stuff (such as 'Nair'),
and I'm wondering if it's safe for use in that particular
location. Any other ideas would also be appreciated
(say 'hot wax' and I hunt you down and beat you over the head
with a surf board <G>)
Well, put your surfboard away there, sailor. Wax
is my answer, although it doesn't have to be hot anymore.
There's cold wax these days. Shaving is really labor
intensive, and you have to do it at least daily to maintain
a nice smooth munchkin. Nair and other chemical hair
removers are just plain evil. Not to mention, they stink.
I have a friend who tried to Nair his nads and ended up with
a nasty chemical burn. Typically pubic hair is much
coarser and thicker than leg type hair, which is what Nair
and others are recommended for. Thus, you have to leave
them on longer to get the job done - if it works - and honestly
having chemicals so potent they dissolve HAIR on my skin kind
of freaks me out. Waxing sounds scarier than it really
is. Granted, you are ripping hair out by the root, but
it doesn't hurt all that bad anyway - trust me, I know these
things. You can do it yourself, but I would recommend
having it done at a salon. Even I have a hard time waxing
my own woo woo. So, hit the salon. Yeah yeah,
get over it. They wax coochies and schmekkies every
day, nobody cares. So you embarrass yourself for an
hour every six weeks. The result is a very smooth stubby
that will remain smooth for weeks at a time. It's worth
the quick pain.
In honor of our just passed Valentine's
Day (didja get anything good?) I'm sharing this timely little
morsel. It made me laugh, but then again, you know I
love corny stuff. Thanks to Lemur for sharing his torment.
So my girlfriend buys me this tie right? We had our
romantic V day dinner the day before V day because I
was going out of town. Anyways after dessert just
before I get my nookie on she wants to do gifts. So
she gives me this silk tie and it's got this V day theme on
it and it's cool and all, so I thank her, give her the necklace
I got for her and we get naked. Score.
Next day, I'm rushing around to catch my flight and I decide
to wear the tie because it will remind me of her. I
fly to Mountain View and have meetings all day. I notice
people giving me funny grins but I figured it was just a V
day thing. Not until one of the EA's says to me "oh
so YOU are the guy with the tie that they were talking about"
that I finally realize that there is TEXT on the tie.
It says "I've got a heart on for you". Oops!