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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Double bunking.
   

Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!

This Week:  Does it hurt the first time the tuna boat goes to the fish factory?  Can you ever go on if your mom catches you punching the munchkin?  Who has the bigger penis, Redwood or Blue?  Are you gay if you wanna be Mynx?  A special double bunking Embarrassment Spotlight.  We've got something new coming to Dear Mynx, keep your crotchless panties on...


   The First Time - Ow Ow or Oh Oh?
As a teenage boy I enjoy pretty rigorous (albeit one handed) sex life, but lately I've been wondering about the opposite side of the equastion, ie chickzors....

Just how painful is it for chickz the first time, whether by themselves or with a partner.  I've heard all kinds of stories about bleeding and screaming in pain, so I turned to the ultimate fragging femme, Mynx.

(ps, does the female sensitive spot get "looser" over time, yet again just teenage curiosity)

-Newbie

Um well from personal experience, it doesn't hurt at all.  For me it was actually really fun, but I may be the exception to the rule.  Most girls nowadays, by the time they reach knobgobbling age, have already broken their hymen, the thin membrane that can cause the pain - by using tampons or engaging in horseback riding or other sports.  Sex, especially when preceded by proper foreplay, usually doesn't hurt a bit.  Quite the opposite, in fact.  As for becoming looser, no.  The neat thing about girlie bits is that they are designed to stretch and then regain their former shape.  We vagina owners kind of rule like that.


  Cheesefarming For Mom
I want to die... my mom caught me masturbating and now she can hardly even look me in the eye.  Not that I'm feeling all that proud either, how many guys want their moms to walk in and find them with their fist flying - and she walked in just at the crescendo, if you know what I mean.  But I don't know what to do or say now... do I talk about it with her or just suffer or what? 

-Stiffy

Guys wank.  There's just no way around it.  Your mom knows it, your dad knows it, hell, your grandparents know it.  THEY ALL KNOW YOU PUMP THE PORKER.  Every one of them is fully aware of it.  It's just what young guys do.  You are probably feeling a whole lot more guilt and embarrassment than your mom is - having an audience is not something you are used to or expected.  You can talk to her about it if you want to, but I would imagine it would just cause more embarrassment and trauma all around.  Do you really want your mom trying to explain to you that she knows its normal and fine and you're not in trouble or anything, all the while subjecting herself to visions of her poor son, purple faced and sweaty, letting fly right in front of her?  Like, ew, and stuff.  Just suck it up and get on with life.  Oh, and lock your door next time.


  Penis Sizes Amongst The Quake Community
Do you have some sort of chart somewhere that notes penis sizes of Quake guys?  I mean I have heard that great big dudes have tiny little penises so I have kind of a hard time looking Redwood in the eye at events.. I mean harder than normal considering the dude is like 8 feet tall.  But then I hear that skinny dudes often have big honking floppers that they need to toss over their shoulders... so I can't help but cast a suspicious glare at, say, Blue.  I am tormented by the bulges of other Quake dudes, and it is ruining my fun at conventions.  So HELP, do you have a listing??

-Donger

Blue and Redwood could both have penises of the exact same size, but if you were looking at them both naked, each winkie could look different.  It's all a matter of perception - a perfectly normal sized penis may LOOK smaller on a man of rather gargantuan size simply because the rest of him is so huge - and the same penis could look enormous on a bony dude because the rest of him is so skinny.  The penii could measure and feel quite large actually, but the tricks the eye can play on you might keep you guessing.  Um, now that we've got all of this out of the way, I should mention that right about now we've probably got two very disturbed web guys out there.  Heh heh.


  Being Hot and Pouty
I'm a 25 year old Quake playing man and I must say I enjoy playing with your bot.  I like to pretend I'm you and run around with my big hooters and pouty lips.  I like the way I go "oh!!  OOOH!" when I get hit.  In general, it turns me on to be you.  Am I homosexual or something if I enjoy pretending to be you, a woman... I know I like women, but this is the first time I've liked BEING one, you know?  Do you really make noises like the bot does?

-Botman and Rubbin

I doubt it makes you homosexual.  A little... special, maybe, but not necessarily playing for the home team.  You're playing a computer game, here, sport, not dressing up in pink lace panties and heading down to the local Big and Burly to pick up some hairyfairy boyfriend.  You're getting yourself lathered up over something that really isn't all that important.  And yes, I do moan and groan.  Quite a lot actually.  Oh Oh Oooh.


 Embarrassment Spotlight
Just something short and sweet while I get a new Dear Mynx feature ready for you guys:

"Last night I found myself in a rather awkward situation.  It was 3:30 in the morning and my roomate had been asleep for about an hour.  Usually he goes home for the weekend and I have the dorm to myself, but for some
reason (maybe the warmer weather) I just couldn't wait that long.  So after getting charged up on some reading materials on Usenet I got into bed and quietly (favorite euphamism here).  Shortly after I finished I heard my roomate stirring in the bunk above me.  The next morning he didn't give any indication that he knew anything until he left for class singing "he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."


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