Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Does it hurt the first time the tuna boat
goes to the fish factory? Can you ever go on if your
mom catches you punching the munchkin? Who has the bigger
penis, Redwood or Blue? Are you gay if you wanna be
Mynx? A special double bunking Embarrassment Spotlight.
We've got something new coming to Dear Mynx, keep your crotchless
The First Time - Ow Ow or Oh Oh?
As a teenage boy I enjoy pretty rigorous
(albeit one handed) sex life, but lately I've been wondering
about the opposite side of the equastion, ie chickzors....
Just how painful is it for chickz the first time,
whether by themselves or with a partner. I've heard
all kinds of stories about bleeding and screaming in pain,
so I turned to the ultimate fragging femme, Mynx.
(ps, does the female sensitive spot get "looser"
over time, yet again just teenage curiosity)
Um well from personal experience, it doesn't hurt at all.
For me it was actually really fun, but I may be the exception
to the rule. Most girls nowadays, by the time they reach
knobgobbling age, have already broken their hymen, the thin
membrane that can cause the pain - by using tampons or engaging
in horseback riding or other sports. Sex, especially
when preceded by proper foreplay, usually doesn't hurt a bit.
Quite the opposite, in fact. As for becoming looser,
no. The neat thing about girlie bits is that they are
designed to stretch and then regain their former shape.
We vagina owners kind of rule like that.
Cheesefarming For Mom
I want to die... my mom caught me
masturbating and now she can hardly even look me in the eye. Not
that I'm feeling all that proud either, how many
guys want their moms to walk in and find them with their fist
flying - and she walked in just at the crescendo, if you know
what I mean. But I don't know what to do or say now...
do I talk about it with her or just suffer or what?
Guys wank. There's just no way around it. Your
mom knows it, your dad knows it, hell, your grandparents know
it. THEY ALL KNOW YOU PUMP THE PORKER. Every one
of them is fully aware of it. It's just what young guys
do. You are probably feeling a whole lot more guilt
and embarrassment than your mom is - having an audience is
not something you are used to or expected. You can talk
to her about it if you want to, but I would imagine it would
just cause more embarrassment and trauma all around.
Do you really want your mom trying to explain to you that
she knows its normal and fine and you're not in trouble or
anything, all the while subjecting herself to visions of her
poor son, purple faced and sweaty, letting fly right in front
of her? Like, ew, and stuff. Just suck it up and
get on with life. Oh, and lock your door next time.
Penis Sizes Amongst The Quake Community
Do you have some sort of chart somewhere
that notes penis sizes of Quake guys? I mean I have
heard that great big dudes have tiny little penises so I have
kind of a hard time looking Redwood in the eye at events..
I mean harder than normal considering the dude is like 8 feet
tall. But then I hear that skinny dudes often have big
honking floppers that they need to toss over their shoulders...
so I can't help but cast a suspicious glare at, say, Blue.
I am tormented by the bulges of other Quake dudes, and it
is ruining my fun at conventions. So HELP, do you have
Blue and Redwood could both have penises of the exact same
size, but if you were looking at them both naked, each winkie
could look different. It's all a matter of perception
- a perfectly normal sized penis may LOOK smaller on a man
of rather gargantuan size simply because the rest of him is
so huge - and the same penis could look enormous on a bony
dude because the rest of him is so skinny. The penii
could measure and feel quite large actually, but the tricks
the eye can play on you might keep you guessing. Um,
now that we've got all of this out of the way, I should mention
that right about now we've probably got two very disturbed
web guys out there. Heh heh.
Being Hot and Pouty
I'm a 25 year old Quake playing man and I must say I enjoy
playing with your bot. I like to pretend I'm you and
run around with my big hooters and pouty lips. I like
the way I go "oh!! OOOH!" when I get hit. In general,
it turns me on to be you. Am I homosexual or something
if I enjoy pretending to be you, a woman... I know I like
women, but this is the first time I've liked BEING one, you
know? Do you really make noises like the bot does?
-Botman and Rubbin
I doubt it makes you homosexual. A little... special,
maybe, but not necessarily playing for the home team.
You're playing a computer game, here, sport, not dressing
up in pink lace panties and heading down to the local Big
and Burly to pick up some hairyfairy boyfriend. You're
getting yourself lathered up over something that really isn't
all that important. And yes, I do moan and groan.
Quite a lot actually. Oh Oh Oooh.
Just something short and sweet while I get a new Dear Mynx
feature ready for you guys:
"Last night I found myself in a rather awkward situation.
It was 3:30 in the morning and my roomate had been asleep
for about an hour. Usually he goes home for the weekend
and I have the dorm to myself, but for some
reason (maybe the warmer weather) I just couldn't wait that
long. So after getting charged up on some reading materials
on Usenet I got into bed and quietly (favorite euphamism here).
Shortly after I finished I heard my roomate stirring in the
bunk above me. The next morning he didn't give any indication
that he knew anything until he left for class singing "he
knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."