Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
The cost of loving someone who loves their homeland, some
guy turns to Mynx for help on getting his girlfriend to shave
the beast, a poor college boy and his small penis are suddenly
the talk of the dorm, and another dude whose girlfriend has
a radioactive crotch. All this and more... no wonder
you love me. Don't forget to check out the answer to
last week's geek, as well as our current little cutey...
Mail Order Brides
I met a woman over seas and I feel a very
strong attraction to her , I have saved up money for the last
7 months to go and visit her . I saved the required 1,400
dollars to fly there only to find out that the price went
up to 2,000 !!! I have been talking to here for over a year
almost two. I know that if I have waited that long I
can wait longer , but I can't! There is so many things about
this woman that I love . She is 20 and I am 26 . I don't know
what to do because I don't know what way my head is screwed
on!! Please help!?
Can't you find someone locally to burrow? Geez. I mean
hey I'm all for love and stuff but there is such a thing as
geographical undesirability. If you're really bound
by the peehole to go and see this chick, you will find a way.
So the price has gone up to $2k - airfares change all the
time. Find a travel agent who will book you a trip -
it may take you 3 days and 14 connecting flights to do it,
but you'll get there in the end. Hell, there's always
priceline.com - or for that matter, get your precious little
lambchop to kick in some bucksters to your little love fund.
What's she been doing while you've been saving up for 7 months?
Loosen your grip on the old manjerky and start comparison
shopping. You'll find a flight package within your budget.
What IS It With Men And Bald
I don't know if I'm crazy or what but I
got to ask someone, and I thought you would be the best one
to ask. Summer is coming up here (in Toronto, Ontario) and that
means its time for my girl to once again shave her BIKINI LINE!
This year though, I wanted to ask her to just do the WHOLE THING,
to make it easier for, you know, STUFF. (that I'm sure your
dirty mind can think of :) How do you think I should go about
asking her to do this? I don't want to make an ass of myself,
I guess I'm asking how would you EXPECT your boy to ask you
to do that? Any help here would be MORE THEN appreciated :)
ASK. It's not all that difficult, just slide
up next to her and say "hey baby, how's bout you go for totally
bald beef curtains this bikini season?" She'll
either turn around and smack you, or say something along the
lines of "are you serious?". Either one will
give you ample opportunity to explain further. If
she cares, you can tell her that I said "everyone should sport
a baldy at least once in life." For cracksake, it does
grow back. I will, however, recommend waxing, because
while there is significantly more pain involved, there
is far less upkeep. One bloodcurdling screaming
yank hair out by the roots session, and you're good to
go for about 6 weeks. Shaving you have to do at
least every other day. Oh, and I would be remiss if
I did not insist that you make it, well, lets just say "worth
her while" to do this. Slurp.
My penis is reasonably sized (7.1 inches,
you can tell I'm a geek at heart) when erect, but when flaccid,
it frequently shrinks down to about 1.5 inches. This
has never been a problem, as by the time girls get into my
pants, this flagpole is ready to be hoisted. However,
I just transferred to a new school, and some girl walked in
on me changing in my dorm room, forgetting the old occupant
had moved to an apartment. She saw the little guy, and
now it's whispered about in all the social areas, and is totally
cramping my style.
what can I do to rectify the situation?!
Are you certain that they're really whispering about your
wee winkie? Could it be that you're just projecting
- being unsure of yourself in a new place is hard, and it
would be easy to assume that everyone is talking about That
New Guy With The Needledick down the hall. If they
really are going on about your shrinkage factor, you could
always offer to show them otherwise, although that
could prove just as embarrassing. I do have to
say that -most- mandanglers retreat into tinyness while flaccid
- it's just what they do. The girl who took a step at
your nude probably doesn't have much experience in the penile
arena, because most of us womenfolk know this, and reserve
judgement on the penis in question until after we've given
it a test drive, so to speak. There's not a whole lot
you can do if rumors are flying, except wait it out.
There will be new gossip fodder soon enough, and they'll forget
all about your shorty.
But Will It Bleach My Mansteak?!
My girlfriend and I have reached that point in our relationship
where we are starting to do things like leave articles of
clothing at each other's apartments. She'll stay the
night at my place sometimes, and leave her dirty clothes from
the day before to just toss in the wash with my stuff.
Now, I don't mind this in the least, but something is really
bothering me... she wears colored cotton type undies; IOW
they are cotton all around, but they are dyed - pinks, blues,
purples, etc. My problem is with the crotch of her panties..
they have big blotches where it looks as if the fabric has
been bleached just by her wearing them!! I am far too
much the gentleman to ask her about this, so I'm asking you...
is my girlfriends crotch radioactive or something to be bleaching
out the inside of her underwear?.
First, let me assure you that no matter what, your girlfriend's
snapper is not going to chew through your little schmekkie
like battery acid, which, I suspect, is your true fear.
I honestly have no idea what it is, exactly, that causes this,
but I will tell you that the environment in your (every) girlie's
lovenest is a very alkaline one. That's just the nature
of the beast - will it fade underwear? I don't know.
I suppose it's possible. It is also possible that she's
using some sort of feminine product - a deodorant spray, an
over the counter yeast infection ointment (doesn't that sound
yummy!) or douche that is causing the crotch assault.
As long as she doesn't have some eyewatering odor or itching
or other problematic things going on, it's probably just business
as usual for her and you don't need to worry about the effects
of her sock on your shoehorn.
Name That Game Geek
Last week's geek, really whipped
you freaks into a frothy lather - something she's still doing
to this day, apparently.
This week's geek was already honing his stud skills,
even at the tender young age below. Check out that haircut...
you just know he got all the 2nd grade hotties!
"Hey baby, wanna be in my game? Unf unf"