Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
trouble with freakin nutcase ex girlfriends, having half your
penis hacked off just because you might have the chance to sail
the tuna boat to the fish factory, nerds who give up life
for Quake, an interesting plea for homosexual id love,
and a girly geek who was way stylin for the early 80s.
I Smell Boiling Bunnies!
Basically, my ex girlfriend won't leave
me the hell alone, and keeps ringing me and shit.. and when I
see her she's always trying to kiss me.. basically it's fuckin'
annoying and she won't take the hint.. I'm very interested
in another girl and I've told her so.. but she won't let up..
the other thing is that I don't want to hurt her by just right
out telling her to 'get fucked'..
You know, sometimes you just have to suck it up and say "get
the hell away from me you skunky walking sperm bank!" and
hope for the best. This nutso chick obviously isn't
taking any hint you're giving her, so you're going to just
have to come right out and say it. She's figuring if
she keeps this stuff up, you won't be able to actually break
up with her because she won't "let you". Bzzt, wrongo.
Unless she has some really nice leather restraints, she isn't
keeping you anywhere. So tell her hitch up her panties
and head off on her way; you've got a life to live.
Oh, and uh you might want to avoid seeing her, ok? At
least that will spare you the agony of her climbing all over
you and stuff.
Clipping The Wings Of Love For
A good friend and I have been talking about
getting together some night and playin around a bit. I'm a 19
year old virgin and sorta looking forward to it, she's very
hot and it's cool and all. However, her comment lately has been
that a guy who has not been clipped can't hold out all night.
So again, I bring up the age old question- how would this effect
me? Does she really have a point there? Where would I have it
done, and what would it cost me? I can tell she wants me to
do it, but it'd be lame if I wasn't happy with it. It ain't
like it's comin back.
DO IT. PLEASE. For godsake would you cut out your
tongue if she asked you to? Don't go and hack off part
of your body - a very useful part, I might add, because of
this. This girl doesn't know what she's talking about.
Even if she happens to have done the bouncy bouncy with
one intact schmekkie who happened to be a quick
draw - heck, I've slept with a few that WERE clipped who couldn't
make it more than a couple of minutes. Your foreskin
serves some very important purposes: Protection. It
keeps the glans moist and sensitive, as well as keeping yucky
stuff (sand, fuzz, sardines, broken glass) out. Without
it the bare head of your penis would be in constant contact
with your underwear, other clothing and god knows what else
until it became "calloused", at a great loss of sensitivity.
Lubrication: Your body manufactures a substance called "smegma"
which is not unlike the girly goo that chicks make -
it is there to keep things nice and clean. Then there
is the all important gratification factor: when you have bump
ulgies with your "friend", your foreskin will slide up and
down, adding a second dimension to the intercourse.
That would be gone. Boo hoo. Oh, and if you're
the sort who uses your foreskin for, well... self pleasure
purposes, that would be gone too. Forever. And
female (and uh, some males) I know that has had the pleasure
of sleeping with an intact penis says that it is MUCH
better than bald penises.
I like to play Quake, but it's getting
in the way of my normal life. I would almost even rather
play Quake than have sex. My girlfriend is pissed off
at me. My mom is pissed off at me. Even my damn
dog is pissed off at me because I play Quake instead of taking
him out for walks. I even kept playing the other day
while he humped my leg just because I was in the middle of
a skirmish that I couldn't look away from without getting
killed. I just want to play Quake, I don't even want
to go to school. Help!
Nerd. Yes, I'm talking to you. You are a great
big flaming droopy nerd. You probably knew that already,
though. What else is going on in your nerdy world?
Is it really that you love Quake THAT much, or are you burrowing
in and hiding from something else? It sounds to me like
you're pissy with life in general and Quake is an all too
convenient escape route. Or hey it could just be that
you like having your leg doghumped, I'll probably never know.
In any case, you're not doing anyone any good, most of all
yourself. Set some limits. Give yourself a certain
period of time daily when you can play, and then play... but
stop when you're time is up. I don't care if the Mynx
bot has you in a leglock, you turn off that computer.
Pay attention to your girlfriend. Pay attention to your
dog.. just don't confuse the two.
Mmm.. Big Gay id Boys
Is it wrong for me to have lustful thoughts about Paul Steed,
well, especially Paul Steed, but most of id in general?
I'm 22 years old, I do data entry, and I'm a really big fan
of their work and somehow somewhere in my mind the line has
blurred and I've started adoring THEM, not just what they
do. Do you know if any of them are gay? Gay and
single would be nice, too, but not mandatory. Do you
think I have a shot? My mom says I'm hot and that any
girl would be lucky to get me.. only I don't want a girl.
I want one of the id studs. Can you introduce me to
any of them? Preferably Paul but anyone will do.
Thx Mynx your the best.
Oy vey. Ok well even though I'd like to say the opposite,
I'll tell you no, it is not "wrong" for you to have lustful
thoughts about Paul Steed (if that were "wrong" a whole lot
of people would be going straight to hell heh) or any of the
other id boys... although I'm sure they would tell you differently.
(Un?)Fortunately I am unwilling to divulge which way any/all
of those boys swing... A good number of them are married,
though. I'm sure Paul and his coworkers are flattered
and stuff that you find them so luscious (and who doesn't?)
-but honey, this obsession of yours just doesn't sound healthy.
In fact it sounds a little tootie fruity to me - and so on
that basis, I'm going to say no, I won't be introducing you
to them anytime soon. And uh - just for the record -
you might not want to go around telling people that your mom
thinks you're a hottie, ok?
Name That Game Geek
Last week's geek got your
panties in some twists, too. Bowlcuts will do it for
geeks every time, I'm tellin ya.
This week's geek was moving in and taking over boy's clubs
before she even hit puberty! A chick with a big gun...
now that's what I like to see.
"Girls rule the planet, yeah baybee"