Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Condom acrobatics, will too much yanking cause
a crook in the chook? Just how gross is it to want to
taste pee? Girls that want to boink while you play Quake
(I still don't see the problem with this), and a reader questions
Mynx on Killcreek's boobs. All sorts of chewy goodness.
Can you explain to me how people bite a hole through a condom,
and how you know how spermicide tastes? You know, the typical
place to put a condom is in a woman, not on a popsicle. Or
do people actually open them with their teeth because their
hands are typically busy at the moment that they really need
a condom? Uhh, yeah. Or maybe you ladies have certain... senses
down there that we don't know about. Hmm??
didn't know women have taste buds in their vaginas?
Jeez man what rock have you been hiding under? Well,
okay, so we don't. But it's kind of a nice thought don't
you think? It's not hard to find out what spermacide
tastes like.. unless you always leave your little wookie in
one place once you've put it there. As for the biting
part, it is "recommended" that the schmekkie be covered before
going near *any* orifice. Doesn't that sound pleasant?
He's A Lefty
My bald headed friend is a bit crooked
to the left when I get a hardon. is this normal (does it mean
I yanked it too much?)
know, they say that the president of our fine United States
has a (herpes marred) left hander. What this says
about his yanking practices, I dunno, but let me tell ya,
it would take a whole heck of a lot of one handed sausage
polishing to actually begin to cause a physical change.
If I recall my 9th grade health class, there are tissue
"tubes" in the mansteak that fill up with blood to cause the
stiffness. A curve is often caused by something
as simple as one of the tubes filling up more, or less, than
the others. If it doesn't cause you, the one you love,
or your dog any discomfort, don't worry about it.
You're the only person who I can really
ask this to (and every Dear Mynx reader out there), but my
problem is that I get... uh... turned on by the smell of urine.
There. I said it. Is this a normal or a sick thing? And is
it ok to taste it? Thanks mynx if you can help me out!
Well, yeah, I gotta say it's a pretty sick thing. Well,
I mean, we're not talking about someone peeing on your forehead
or something, though, right? I mean just being interested
in the smell of something is quite a different ballgame than
say, wallowing in or drinking it. Oh, wait, you want
to know if it's okay to taste it. Yuck. I'm told
that pee is actually sterile, and have heard those stories
about people drinking their own urine to survive, so I guess
it won't kill you, but I'm having a difficult time getting
past the 'oh god that's disgusting' factor. If you must
have pee to sniff in order to get your woody on, you
may have a pretty serious fetish. If it's just sort
of an extracurricular fun thing for you.. ugh, I guess, have
at it. All things in moderation though, 'kay?
Quake Sex! Woo!
I have a major problem. Lately, every
time I start playing Q3A, my girlfriend insists on having
...umm ... sexual relations. It's as if she is using her
womanly charms to prevent me from fulfilling my destiny
as a Q3A god! Sometimes it's possible to ignore her when
she dances greased and naked before me with our pet boa,
Kris, but when she starts doing a Lewinski with my cigar,
I have to stop playing and take care of business! On the
other hand, if I just sit quietly with her and watch some
lame show like Dawson's Creek, I get no bouncy-bouncy. Should
I consider buying her a toy to help fill the void in her
... er, life ... while I am playing quake, or will I be
just fragging my sex life permanently? These are choices
no Quake devotee should ever have to make! Please help a
fellow player going through major changes.
I fail to see the problem here. So you have to get
a little funky with your girl before you have at some frag
action. And you're COMPLAINING?! Godsake, man,
think about what you are saying! You're a geek, by
some stroke of luck you manage to have a woman, and she
actually wants to suffocate your muskrat on a
regular basis. So you find it a little troublesome
to be interrupted just when you want to frag... start up
your game a few minutes before you actually intend to play,
and then wait for her to move in for the kill. When
you're done, play Quake. Everybody wins!
KillCreek Pr0n, Part Deux
So Killcreek is gunna be nude for
all to see soon. Will you look? Does it freak
you out to think that she'll be like butt nekkid for everyone
to wank over? Will you let Mental look? Will
you critique her nippage in the next Dear Mynx?!
You know, never have I seen such hoopla over a pair of
naked boobs in all my years. Well, I did have a
pretty good year myself there once, but you know
what I mean. You won't be reading any
nip critiques here, and I think it's great that she's
worked her ass off (literally) to be in nudie pic
shape. Will I let mental look? Sure. We'll
probably be looking together. I don't see what the
big deal is... if I really wanted to see her naked, all
I'd have to do is ask. She told me so. ;)
Name That Game Geek
Last week's super geek plugged
up the valve for every one of you, since you all guessed
This week's geek came over to id at the 11th hour.