Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
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Quake fetishes, tiny penises, and Mynx vs. Hellchick in jello.
Do It or Not, That Is The Question
I think you should be able to help me out here Mynx. I've
been friends with this girl for a while now and we are very
close to doin' the nasty. We're not going out or anything,
just friends and I'm worried that if we do go through with
having sex it would ruin our friendship that we have. Or would
it just make it better and us closer? I always hear about
people breaking friendships because they had a relationship...and
I don't want that to happen. Any idea what I should do here
Mynx? Oh yeah. My dog licks herself too much. How can I make
her stop. Thanks.
Well, the easiest way to help the dog is to get a water pistol.
you're asking a game developer what to do here? The thing
here is that any step you make with this girl is going to be
the next step in your relationship? Do you want to move
the relationship on from the good friend you have now to the
girlfriend that she could become? Depending on your answer
to that you'll find the answer about what to do.
But... Is It GOOD?
I really REALLY want to have sex.
How good is it anyway? I'm actually very handsome
for someone of my age (lets say between 14 and 17).
Do you think an older woman would do it with me if I asked
her. Like you hellchick, I bet if you saw me you would
want some. But would you really take it?
Wow, well thanks for the offer,
but I'm not hellchick, and she's quite married. I'll
take your question that you want to have sex with someone
else, since I'm sure you're already quite versed with the
solo version of the act. Moving on from there doesn't
mean having some empty sex with someone, say a hooker, for
the heck of it. The next move is to have sex with someone
who actually means something to you, which means you first
need to get a relationship with someone. Of course,
you can't just cultivate a relationship with the goal of breaking
in your tools, so you'll have to get with the rest of the
world and put your heart out there.
Wood Is Good
I can't stop playing Quake, partially because every
time I load the bad boy up I find myself with a rather commendable
banger. Do you know why this happens? Is it a
bad thing? Should I just enjoy it and frag away?
Quake is a game, it's not a sex toy (although, hmmmmm).
What you find exciting about it is something you need to work
out, and I bet a lot of people out there have a fetish similar
to yours. I'd just enjoy yourself and frag anyway, you're
probably at a disadvantage if you play with one hand, but
heck, whatever makes you happy.
I have a problem mynx. my fleshy allstar
down there is not what it should be. im 25 years old and its
4 inches long. whats even worse is that its also 3 inches
in girth! It's a horrible sight and whenever a girl gets down
there she either screams or laughs. is there any sort of product
or attachment that i can use to mask my square penis? please
Okay, embarrassing as a trip to the doc is on a problem
like this, it's time for a trip to the doc. He's got
solutions for you that can make a huge (literally) difference
to the quality of your sex life. This is the 21st
century, we've got pills for this now.
Is It Cherry
If John Carmack refereed a hot jello
wrestling match between Hellchick and Mynx... who would
I think the jello would win because it's got the best reflection
mapping, LOD bias, and heat conductivity. Hellchick
and Mynx may have the best curve code, but we did curves
in Quake 3, so it's old news.