problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your
constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little
too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Want honorable virgins? Girls asking about
trimming the bush and how to please a man? A guy who
gave a beauty pagent gal an STD? Three gaming girls who talk
about self love? Hellchick losing her virginity?
YES! We've got it all in this edition of Dear Mynx...
if only this column were edible.
What has happened to honor? Don't laugh, but I really
want to know: Ok, I'm 18 and I have a gf. No we have
not done the nasty. And we don't plan on it for a long
time. We already have the idea and the vows of marriage,
and we have even started planning kids. But what I want
to know is why idiotic 17 year olds are going around and having
sex all the time. Haven't they heard of Chivalry or
a code of Honor? I guess they have never heard of abstinence
either. Please understand, I am not without my male
hormones. I would like to get it on, just as much as
the next guy, but I can at least keep my head on my shoulders,
and my pants around my waist.
a fine upstanding moral young man you are. I think it
is great that you are able to live your life as you see fit,
just like everyone else gets to do! Chivalry and codes
of honor don't necessarily have anything to do with slinging
the schmekkie snot. One can be an honorable, trustworthy,
kind and giving human being, yet still get down like Barry
White on viagra. I do still and always have advocated
personal choice and responsibility. I really respect your
decision to be virginal, but I'm not so booty-keen on your
holier-than-thou 'tude, dude.
Trimming The Hedge
I suppose you could say I'm one of your
few female readers, but your column is great! :)
my question is... do guys prefer your bikini line waxed? or
do they prefer the ah-lah-naturale look? Considering if you
trim the rest, it goes spikey.. duh?! :P When it grows back
it just looks ick... so can you tell me what guys prefer maybe?
also a virgin, and the only penis I've seen is this guy who
flashed at a party.... and I don't know what 'turns them on'
- and considering it'll be soon when I'll have to do something
like that, I don't know that spots they like to be touched.
Any info would help, thanks :)
I just now asked Mental and his response was "I dunno, waxed
I guess, whatever". So take that as you will.
Personally I can tell you that you'll never be able to please
everyone - I mean fetishes range from the extremes of
bald to apelike - generally a nicely trimmed and somewhat
waxed area will appeal to the broadest consumer base.
An informal efnet poll that I conducted falls in favor of
waxed, hands down. One respondant (my own dad, ugh)
said waxed OR shaved, doesn't matter, so long as there
are no hairs hanging out around the bikini.
As for the touching, it's kind of similar to the bikini
line question. Most guys will vocalize a preference,
but when it comes down to it they are so happy to have ANY
contact (be it with your bikini line, or you with their penises)
that they don't care. Seriously though, don't
be asking me. Watch the owner of the penis. Men
will generally respond positively if you are doing things
right. Just so long as you're not hearing "ARGH,
OUCH!" Oh, and let's not forget that it is customary
to greet Mr. Dingle with a nice kiss when saying hello.
Your column kicks ass! I've been reading
it for a while, and it definitely keeps me entertained, and
informed too. But now it's my time to ask a question. See,
this Thursday, I am going to my doctor to get tested for STD's.
I'm nearly positive I've got one. I've been with a whole lot
of girls, but there is one in particular I really regret,
because she's been around, I now know. She's got either good
ole' herpes or warts now, I don't know the difference, and
it seems like I've got it too.
The thing about this is, I think I will lose my girlfriend
over this. I've been with her for 4 months, today, and she
really is the best thing to happen to me in a long time. I
want to drop the L-bomb on her when we go back to school together
next month, because I do think I love her. I'm not worried
that she has it though, we haven't engaged in any "risky behavior",
but I need to tell her. Mynx, how should I tell her?
You wanna know something funny, on the side? Well you know
how they have Miss Teen USA, Miss Teen Canada, all that stuff,
I met one of them at a wedding last summer ( I'm not gonna
say what country though, I don't want to be hunted down and
shot), and went back to her hotel with her, now guess who
has a little disease too?
I've got another question too. I've got a dirty magazine or
two, and one thing I noticed, the girls in them have butt
cracks double the length of all the regular girls I've been
with. They go halfway up their backs sometimes. I don't have
a poop-chute fetish or anything, its just something funny
I noticed. Do you think the paint them onto the model's pictures?
So mynx, it would be super cool if you could give me some
help on what to tell my girl. i'm so scared, you have no idea.
this is so damn hard to deal with i have to tell someone,
and she is the one who is best for me. if i would make your
column this week, that would be the best thing you could ever
do, since that's the day i find out for sure. Hope to hear
from you! Thanks.
Well, by now they have jammed a q-tip up your corndog
and either you have one or you don't. Hopefully,
if you're infected, you've managed to get something cureable,
and not some sexual black plague. If you're lucky, you
can take your medicine, get better, learn a freakin lesson
and live your life a little more cautiously than you had before.
You have no excuse whatsoever for doing all of this poonhole
spelunking without a condom, you great big hairy dork.
Seriously, what the hell were you thinking? As for your
girlfriend, you're just going to have to tell her. You
owe it to her to be honest and sincere, since her health would
be at risk as well. You *should* tell everyone you
boinked.. especially if you've managed to contract something
more serious, it is your duty to call every single drain you
have snaked and tell them. Put your penis away and hop
over to condomnia.com. Tell them I sent you. Buy
some rubbers. Easy as pie.
As for the extra giant porn buttcracks... uhh.. I think maybe
it's just the camera angle.
Rub A Dub Dub
Heya, I've writen to you a few times before,
one letter even being addressed in your colum (yay for me!),
and I have recently began wondering: don't you ever get any
letters from girls? I have read that at least 5% of
all "gamers" are female, so that should make several letters
a month from female writers. The subject of guys wacking
off is geting old..
Which brings me to my other point. All guys wank, we
all know it. I personally will admit it, if asked,
I don't think its anything to be
ashamed of to admit that I'm human like everyone else.
So shouldn't it make sense that girls masturbate too?
I know several other guys who also admit to wanking, and we
are on a quest: to find a female that will admit to masturbating.
We've broadened the category to also admit toys and such too,
for lack of admit-ees. So far, no luck. We were
wondering would you be willing to admit it (it would stand
to reason that if all girls "wank", you probably did at some
point)? Publically or privately is fine, whatever suits
Of COURSE we wank. I wank. Hellchick wanks (it's
true, I asked her). KillCreek wanks (I just asked her
too). Girls are just supposed to be all modest and demure
and shit and say things like "*giggle giggle* oh NO I would
NEVER!!" But the truth is, we do. Oh yes we do.
Now, the toy thing, you're probably going to get some resistance
on no matter who you ask. I for instance would never
admit such a thing, and I won't even ask Hellchick or KillCreek.
Some things even I don't juanna know, joo know?
Gaming personalities talk about that magical "first
time". It happens to everyone, even us geeks (well,
most everyone), and there's always a tale to tell.
This week's deflowered geek is our very own, one and only,
Caryn "Hellchick" Law!!
"Ahh yes...it was back in the days before your beloved
Hellchick was called Hellchick. Back in the late 80's when
she had spikey and shaved purple hair and that oh-so-popular
Goth look. My boyfriend at the time was my high school sweetheart,
the guy I dated for three years back then, but amazingly
enough never married (a good thing, or else I'd have probably
ended up in prison). It was a late afternoon, and his parents
were off at work. Now, to be honest, that's all I remember.
I'm serious. I have tried and tried, but apparently it was
so unmemorable that I cannot recall for the life of me how
FAR more interesting, if you ask me, is the time that a
nosy cop interrupted my boyfriend and I on the beach. But
that's for another time."