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Week: How to deal with a girl who sleeps with..
well, everyone; Why girls suck if you're a nice old regular
joe, girls with fartypants, and a poor guy with a really
smelly butt. And you thought you
Round Round Get Around She Gets Around
ok here's the
deal. I'm 19 years old. I met this girl online back in
October, we met in real life in November and were boyfriend
girlfriend seeing each other every other weekend or so in one
of those long distance relationships until about early may.
she was in love. i wasn't. at least I didn't think I was. she
was my first girlfriend, I didn't know what love
then we decided we'd just date
each other and see other people too. and I, being the horny
bastard that I am, agreed that sex was just sex and didn't
mean anything with anyone else. in retrospect this was a very
in late April we got to
talking and she blurted out accidentally that she had slept
with 2 other guys. I flipped out and broke it off with her. we
were each other's first time. and I have only slept with her.
so anyway a few weeks later she came to my work looking so god
damn hot and apologized for everything and wanted to go out
again. she has since told me that it wasn't just two guys, it
was closer to fifteen other guys. in a month and a half's
time. now I've dated 2 other girls while still dating her (and
no, I'm not a god damn player), going down on one of the
girls, but she really wants to be my one and only now. she's
said that I am the only guy she loves and that the other guys
were just mistakes cause she was so heartbroken when I dumped
I don't know what to think. part of me wants revenge or justice for the 15 guys, but I'm just not that shallow. and I'm going back to college in a few weeks and it would be another crappy long distance relationship with her if I did take her back. so I guess my question is this: how can I tell I'm in love with her, how could I possibly forgive her, what the hell should I do?
One guy is an "accident". Two could
be a "mistake". FIFTEEN? That's suckling
the ole batter dipped corndog for sport, not
for sustenance. I can't tell you how you'll
know it's love. That's something that is different for
everyone, and all I can say is if you are, you'll know
it. As for this little skankenfurter, my first
is to cut her loose and send her
downriver to hoville; but since I'm feeling charitable
this evening, I say what the steedball, give her one
more chance. Make it clear to her in no uncertain terms that you
have changed your opinion on the sex
thing - because clearly, sex is more than "just sex" to
you, now. Let her know what you expect of her, find
out what she expects from you, and then hold up your end
of the love bargain. If she goes out and "accidentally"
sleeps with four hundred and fifty one guys next month, dump her.
For good. Oh and um, hey while I'm thinking of it:
CONDOMS. Condoms are
Hello Mynx, I have got
just one question...are girls either undecisive and
don't know what they want or just plain
Forgive me for being so blunt, but
I am seriously fed up with girls. Every girl I have ever met
tells me I am smart, funny, cute, the sweetest guy they have
ever met, a blast to hang out with, caring, sensitive, not an
asshole, ect., ect., ect.!!! So, why am I single and ALWAYS
Well, I had a girlfriend for a
week, but she broke up with me. I don't really consider that a
girlfriend, more like a mishap or disaster event that ruined
my self-esteem and confidence. But isn't that what EVERY girl
wants though?! A smart, sweet, funny, attractive, ect. man?!
And every girl LOVES the fact that I can cook very well, I
know how to do my own laundry and not have mommy do it, I am
VERY good with kids and I love kids, I am not dependent on
other people, ect.
So, I guess my question is: WHAT
THE HELL AM I DOING WRONG?! I am 18 years old and confused as
all hell as to why girls just aren't a fan for me. Please
help, have any suggestions? Numbers of hitmen that I can
have? (jk) please help me restore my confidence that I won't
be a lonely man all my life.
Well, we're either one or the other, but
I'm not really sure. Har har har. You're wrestling
with one of the most common guy problems out there.
You're such a "sweetie", such a "good friend", such a
"dollface" and "like a brother" to these girls.
Translation: you're nice, you're respectable, you're
thoughtful and you don't do a thing to tickle the "oooh,
he scares me so much I simply MUST GET
NAKED AND BEG FOR A PIGGY BACK RIDE" fancy. You're the Nice Guy. Nice guys
have been plagued with this dilemma forever.
The only thing you can do is either try to beef up your
image a little - be a little unpredictable around these
chicks - or bide your time and wait
for that "nice girl" to show up. When she does, you'll
make her chowder simmer without having to try and "be" anything other than that
nice guy. Oh, and if she happens to have a really big butt, well,
them's the breaks.
have a problem that is pretty darn gross. My girlfriend
comes over to play quake, and while we are playing, she thinks
she can just go and fart anytime she wants to and nobody will
care. Like she thinks that the sound of the frags will
cover up the sound of her tooots or something. That
doesn't help the stink though. This totally grosses
me out and I have a hard time being hot for her when she is
farting like my fat uncle Marv. Help.
Ugh, eeeeew. That just grosses me
out. You too, apparently. Are you the direct
type? You could just say "look, honey, you are stinking
up this room worse than john romero after a taco binge", and
leave it at that. If you prefer a more indirect approach,
you could clutch your throat, hack and gag, feign
a loss of consciousness and spray air freshener wildly. She'll get the
hint. And fear not... once she stops laying rotten air artichokes,
you'll perk right back up and get back on the
hot to trot track.
Yet More Net.Love
My butt stinks. :[ Stop laughing, this isn't a joke, it really honestly smells.
It is not like some kind of poop stink, more like that rancid
cheese butt juice stink. I am aware of it almost all of the
time, but sometimes a waft will hit me when I'm in like Best Buy or something
and I want to run off and die. :[ What can I do?
Oh, poor stinky butt man. I feel
bad for you, as your ass odor is obviously causing you
great pain. I am sure you are bathing every single
solitary day, and wiping well when you've made a little
potty. This, though, sounds to me like a
sweat issue, not a butt-centric issue, per se. I would recommend
a good deoderant soap in the shower, and possibly
something like a shower to shower powder in
your buttcrack. Be sure to change your panties
every day now, not just when you happen to think
of it. You might try switching undies as well, as I
suspect you are a bright white BVD kind of boy. Switch to boxers
- yes, you'll get used to your boys
wandering - they are a bit better ventilated and your squeaky
little tushie should stay a bit dryer and less offensive.