Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: More beer,
Yeah Hi, Prozac Calling
I'm in love. I feel the twinge in
my gut when I read this girl's profile. I'm on an
on-line dating service, and this woman is everything I've
wanted. She feels like the reason I was put on this
earth. She's funny, smart, Russian, a doctor. She
loves medicine, and Feng Shui. I want to take her to eat
Sushi, and then eat her. I'm in love with her face, and
the 2 pictures I've seen of her. There's just one
problem. She lives in China, and is moving to the US in
November. I've sent her 7 emails, and she's read 2 of
How do I win her love?.
Guess what? That's right, you're not
in love! Bing bing bing! You're not. Much as
you may think you are, sorry bungus, this isn't love.
You may very well be in love with the IDEA of this woman (if
that's what she really is!) but the
fact is, you don't know her!
You don't know anything about her other
than what she's put out there for you to see. She
makes your heart go *bing* and your nads go *zing* so you
think you are in love with her and you've not so much as
had pop rocks with the woman. So she's read two
of your emails. This may be your first clue that she might
not be interested. If you just can't bear to live life without
your little vodka flower, then I suggest you continue to attempt correspondence with her...
only slow down a bit there, mandingo. Even I would get
annoyed and tend to blow off someone who sent me seven
emails in a row. Play a little hard to get!
Make her want your dead sexay self - don't just
throw yourself at
Is It "The Manzier" or "The Bro"?
women think man-boobs are attractive?
No. I mean, not if
they be droopy saggy things. I like a nice firm pair o'
perkies, m'self... you should see Mental's
Hi am a
32 yr old male VIRGIN. I've never been out
on a date, for one i am incredably shy, for another I
also took care of various family members who were dying, including my
grandmother, uncle, and father. Is it too late for me to send
in the solder for an underground attack. What can I do
to create a lil' syvyn..
Aw, what a nice gentle sweetie
pie you sound like. (gag!) I think it is really
human of you to take care of your ailing relatives like
that, but come on man, you gotta have some life of your own.
It's never too late to get your hamsock on, but you need to get
out and frolic a little. Go places. Do
stuff. Stand naked on main street with a sign
that reads "will pork for food". Why are you so
shy? What are you afraid of? The worst that
can happen to you is a woman will point and laugh.. but she
still might get
Ooot and Abooot!
Wanking! Better'n Bacon!
I'm having a little problem. I'm
gay, and I've known it ever since the first time I beat
off. I'm an open minded individual, and I don't have
problems me being gay or with gay people at all. Problem
is, I haven't come out of the closet, and I live in the oh so
wonderful state of Alabama (gay guy was killed here a few
months ago and his body was thrown onto a mass of burning
tires). I only know 2 people who I could come out to (my
mom and my sister), but neither would work at this moment
because my sister lives a few hundred miles away and my mom is
already having a tough time with her dating life without the
additional stress of finding out her son is queer. I
can't tell my dad cuz he would shoot himself, I can't tell my
friends (who I am not attracted too, well not that much)
because they would kick me the hell out of their group (one of
the guys is a militant homophobic), My grandparents would have
a heart attack if I told them, and I already have a pretty low
social status without people knowing I'm gay. Who do I tell I
play for the other team?
So... you're gay. Tell them all to
come read Dear Mynx, that'll spare you the trouble of telling
them, eh? :) Honestly, you don't HAVE to tell anyone, if
you don't want to. I mean seriously, how much is it
going to change your life if you walk in the door one
day, throw down your books and announce.. "Mom, I LIKE
MANBUTT!" You'll still be you, she'll still be your mom,
and you'll still dig on manswine. If you really feel the
need to come out to everyone, then just say "you know, here's
the thing: I'm gay. Any questions?" and let it go
at that. If you're telling your friends, you can assure
them that just because you like guys, doesn't mean you want
their hairy little manmuffins. Tell them you have better
taste than that.
I just have to know if it is okay for me
to wank to the
mynx bot? Pls say
Who am I
to tell a guy how to wank? Wank till it drops off!