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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Pween.
   

Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!

This Week:  More beer, please.

  Yeah Hi, Prozac Calling
I'm in love.  I feel the twinge in my gut when I read this girl's profile.  I'm on an on-line dating service, and this woman is everything I've wanted.  She feels like the reason I was put on this earth.  She's funny, smart, Russian, a doctor.  She loves medicine, and Feng Shui.  I want to take her to eat Sushi, and then eat her.  I'm in love with her face, and the 2 pictures I've seen of her.  There's just one problem.  She lives in China, and is moving to the US in November.  I've sent her 7 emails, and she's read 2 of them.  How do I win her love?.

-Yahooligan

Guess what?  That's right, you're not in love!  Bing bing bing!  You're not.  Much as you may think you are, sorry bungus, this isn't love.  You may very well be in love with the IDEA of this woman (if that's what she really is!) but the fact is, you don't know her!  You don't know anything about her other than what she's put out there for you to see.  She makes your heart go *bing* and your nads go *zing* so you think you are in love with her and you've not so much as had pop rocks with the woman.  So she's read two of your emails.  This may be your first clue that she might not be interested.  If you just can't bear to live life without your little vodka flower, then I suggest you continue to attempt correspondence with her... only slow down a bit there, mandingo.  Even I would get annoyed and tend to blow off someone who sent me seven emails in a row.  Play a little hard to get!  Make her want your dead sexay self - don't just throw yourself at her feeties.

  Is It "The Manzier" or "The Bro"?
Do women think man-boobs are attractive? 

-B-Cup

No.  I mean, not if they be droopy saggy things.  I like a nice firm pair o' perkies, m'self... you should see Mental's tits!

  No Cheese In His Weez!
Hi am a 32 yr old male VIRGIN.   I've never been out on a date, for one i am incredably shy, for another I also took care of various family members who were dying, including my grandmother, uncle, and father.   Is it too late for me to send in the solder for an underground attack.  What can I do to create a lil' syvyn..

-Boy Wonder 

Aw, what a nice gentle sweetie pie you sound like.  (gag!)  I think it is really human of you to take care of your ailing relatives like that, but come on man, you gotta have some life of your own.  It's never too late to get your hamsock on, but you need to get out and frolic a little.  Go places.  Do stuff.  Stand naked on main street with a sign that reads "will pork for food".  Why are you so shy?  What are you afraid of?  The worst that can happen to you is a woman will point and laugh.. but she still might get on anyhow! 

   Ooot and Abooot!
I'm having a little problem.  I'm gay, and I've known it ever since the first time I beat off.  I'm an open minded individual, and I don't have problems me being gay or with gay people at all.  Problem is, I haven't come out of the closet, and I live in the oh so wonderful state of Alabama (gay guy was killed here a few months ago and his body was thrown onto a mass of burning tires).  I only know 2 people who I could come out to (my mom and my sister), but neither would work at this moment because my sister lives a few hundred miles away and my mom is already having a tough time with her dating life without the additional stress of finding out her son is queer.  I can't tell my dad cuz he would shoot himself, I can't tell my friends (who I am not attracted too, well not that much) because they would kick me the hell out of their group (one of the guys is a militant homophobic), My grandparents would have a heart attack if I told them, and I already have a pretty low social status without people knowing I'm gay.  Who do I tell I play for the other team?


-Pink Panther 

So... you're gay.  Tell them all to come read Dear Mynx, that'll spare you the trouble of telling them, eh? :)  Honestly, you don't HAVE to tell anyone, if you don't want to.  I mean seriously, how much is it going to change your life if you walk in the door one day, throw down your books and announce.. "Mom, I LIKE MANBUTT!"  You'll still be you, she'll still be your mom, and you'll still dig on manswine.  If you really feel the need to come out to everyone, then just say "you know, here's the thing: I'm gay.  Any questions?"  and let it go at that.  If you're telling your friends, you can assure them that just because you like guys, doesn't mean you want their hairy little manmuffins.  Tell them you have better taste than that. :P

  Bot Wanking!  Better'n Bacon!
I just have to know if it is okay for me to wank to the mynx bot?  Pls say yes!!

-Tugger 

Who am I to tell a guy how to wank?  Wank till it drops off!  Go go go! 


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