Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Wee Willy Winkie
Ok.. this is a
pretty simple and quick question for you. Im 14 and just
wondering two things - 1. What is a "average" size for a
penis? 2. When does a penis stop growing? ...thats about it
The good news is that average size is
about 6 inches. The bad news is that yours has
already stopped growing! Sorry, you are stuck with that
teeny little winkie for the REST OF YOUR LIFE! Ok, so maybe not. You are too young to be reading this column. Come back when your penis has finished growing. (It seems I am always saying that to SOMEONE or another!)
Betty Boop's... Boop?
I am 20 years old and had my pretty share
of some dozen girlfriends and some one-nights.I am in
college now and there is this 23 years old senior
chick that likes me.I kinda like her too ('kinda' is
important here) WE live in the same dorm so last night she
called me into her room and i went (every horny boy obeys
summons).We talked for a while then kissed for some time.Then
something strange happened :I simply touched her 'boop' in a
gentle way and she, in a gentle way,directed my hand away from
there. The consequence is I cannot touch her I can only kiss
her on the lips (no frenchs either) and she doesnt get turned
on even with kisses on the neck! (I'll never try the earlobe!)
She is 23 and no touching! I feel
so...strange.I am not in
love with her and I don't waste my time with
ladies. I respect someone's virginity,but come on!Get a
boops,hell....But Mynx with yer directives we may
see the love-lady beneath that shell...Or maybe you can tell
me how to end this lame relationship...I dunno :) I am
confused it is not the first time I meet a girl like this
but then again,those
girl were 20 maximum!MYNX! HELP!.
Come on now, admit it, your knuckles
bleed when you walk, right? APE! Gee maybe
this girl didn't want the hand of some guy she hardly knows
climbing up her shugashack!? If you feel you are wasting
your time with a chick because she won't let you hike through
her jungle without a map then by all means, don't
see her anymore. She shouldn't be wasting her time with
YOU. She may think she is keeping you interested, giving
you little bits at a time so that you'll come back for more,
but then again, it may be that she really does want to keep a
tight grip on her hymen.. so to speak. Why don't you try
TALKING to this girl (strange, I know) and find out a bit more
about her? Nobody's ripped out your larynx yet,
right? Give it a shot!
How do most girl's masturbate (what's the usual procedure?) and how often? And is there any way to tell if a girl does the solo thing without asking?
I'll tell you how the procedure differs
from that of a dude. No magazines or kleenex
required! Hot damn! I cannot however divulge the
ancient practices of girly self love, because, well, you're
not a girl. If you were, you wouldn't be asking.
As for the rest, um, the only way to tell if a girl flies the braille bean is, of course, 4 of your 5 senses. Sight, smell, taste, sound, touch. You can't just look at a girl and go "oh, she wanks!" I mean, really, think this through! Either ask her, or catch her in the act. That's about all you can do.
That Is So Gay
What is this obsession with calling other people gay? I
feel like screaming and smacking someone upside the head until they
quack whenever I hear 'd00d ur succh a fag0t' and
it's even worse in real life: 'd00d ur so0oo
gay.' ARGH! I have absolutely nothing
wrong with gays, I can see how they'd find some guys sexy, and I
pretty much never call anyone 'gay' since I have the wit to
think of other insults. Help!
Well, follow the logic, here.
Gay: slang for queer. Queer, differing in some
way from normal, odd. It has been an insult to
single someone out from the norm for ages. Let me
illustrate: John Romero is queer. However John
Romero is not gay. Thus, when John Romero flips his fruity smelling fruityass fruit
hair over his fruity shoulders one
could say "dude, you are so
gay!" I, for one, prefer to call
people "testicle". As in, "oh you are SUCH a
testicle". "Penis wrinkle" is a good one, too, although yesterday someone called me "buttcheek".
having an issue with a tight fit. This is the second girl 18
that I've dated, and the second time I've had
this problem. When ever things start going, it takes
about a full minute to dive into the red cavern to start
things going, it's a _REALLY_ tight fit. When we finish, she
ends up being too sore to go at it again for a day or two. How
long is it gonna take for her to uhm.. stretch to the point
where she no longer gets so sore?being young I'd like to be
able to engage in this activity more than 2-3
times a week.?
I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say
the common denominator here is YOU. If you spent more
time ensuring that the row you are hoing is ready to be
planted, well by gum you'd find you have a much easier
seeding! Take some time. At least a
half an hour. There is so much more to it
than just getting naked and kissing her once or twice
before you go spelunking. Even in Texas, where they consider foreplay to
be grabbing a gal by the hair and throwing her in the bed of a truck.