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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Harder!  More!
   

Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!

This Week:    Stiff boys (oooh!), boys in Speedos (ooh la la!), the dish on The Pill, and slimy Q3A model love.  Such dirty minds.  I love you all.

  Dong Control
I am 16, and a sophomore in High School, namely Lake Worthless (had to say that, unstoppable). My problem, is any where I am, whether it be lunch, the dmv, or 6th hour, I have a god damn stiffy, EVEN DURING TESTS! I really need some help here, I lose concentration while trying to control Mr. Spock, and I limp more then so because of this little problem. At least I am wearing baggy ass jeans 3/4 of the time (my dong is like 4" normal, around 7 and half erect[!]). Please help  with some tips on "Dong Control".

-Voted Dongs 

Welcome to adolescence, dongchild!!  What you have described is completely normal and probably happening to every other guy in your class as well.  Just don't go trying to look or you will probably get your stiffy ass turned inside out.  There is nothing wrong with you and nothing you can really do about it, short of riding the great white palm all the time to relieve yourself.   When you are 40 you will be wishing for these days.  Enjoy them while they last.  Ding dong ding!

   Oil Up!
I'm a 15 year old male and guess what? Where I come from -the southern hemisphere, summer's just around the corner. As this season draws closer I've been wondering what I'll be wearing come the many trips to the beach or pool. If you're in good shape (like me) are speedos okay? I would normally wear shorts, but that's what everybody wears. And besides, they feel a million times more comfortable to wear than shorts. So what are your thoughts? As long as you're not some massive ape, do speedos look as good, or even better than shorts?

-Slick

Nooooooo!!  There is never ever a good excuse to wear speedos!  Don't you know that other, more responsible beachgoers laugh at you?  We just sit and watch you rearrange yourself as you come out of the water, and laugh at your shrinkage.  Speedos look ridiculous and are only barely appropriate for swimsuit calendars, and even then they are doubtlessly laughed at.  Wear shorts.  Please.  Do us all the favor.  We don't really want to see your little eel.

  The Pill Vs. The Springhill Mine Disaster
I am 19 and my lovely girlfriend(17) and I have been together for a year
now.  We are in love and have been having sex for about 8 months.  Now she is on "the pill".  And she is careful to take it properly.  She never
really worries about getting pregnant.  But I get myself so scared.  Anyway, I would be out of the house if she got pregnant, and a baby would not be good at this point in either of our lives.  What I really want to know is how effective is "the pill" when taken properly?  Any reasurance would be great.  I think if I can't get over this fear, we will use condoms and "the pill".  Do you have any suggestions on how I can get over this?

-Sperminator 

This all depends on how regularly your sweet little stickycheeks is taking the pills.  The typical pill is a combination of two hormones, the 'mini pill' is only one.  The latter is less effective, however also not usually the first pill prescribed.  The combination pill is most effective when taken at exactly the same time every day, and that puts it at 99%.  This means that in a year, out of every 100 women who take the pill PERFECTLY, 1 will get pregnant.  However, perfect use hardly ever happens.  If they skip days by accident, or take it at widely varying times, the rate drops to 95%.  This means that 5 out of 100 women who take the pill will become pregnant in a year.  I feel the need to point out here that my three and a half year old was conceived while I was taking the pill, taking the pill properly, and had been on it for 7 years.  Sometimes, things happen.  Usually though, you are pretty well covered just by the pill.  You are so young, though, and it is likely that you will have other partners in your future - you should be stuffing your turkey in a condom regardless.

   Squeeeeak Squeeeeak
First off... Like most people that read this page, i'm a frequent Q3 player.. As well, like many other guys, i happen to find models such as yours, Mynx, rather attractive.. I know i'm Heterosexual. Heck, i even have a girlfriend in real life.. And i'd be lying if i'd say she does nothing for me. But.. Here's my concern: I've noticed that i find the Klesk model rather attractive.. When i fantasize about it, i always imagine it having the female organs downlow.. But, of course, it has nothing up above.. And most would consider it Male. Is there something really wrong with me? Or do i just have a weird fantasy-fetish..? Because, not only am i attracted to Klesk, but I've also found myself attractive to other Mythological creatures such as Dragons, Humanized Griffons, Animated werewolves, those Anime Catgirls, along with regular real-life Females. I'm aware that such things as mentioned above don't exist.. But still, should i be concerned about these attractions?  


-Lubed 

You know, who am I to comment on your twisted and depraved fantasies? :)  Just because something doesn't "exist" (picture me doing that Chris Farley quote marks with the fingers thing) per se, doesn't mean that it is outside the realm of sexual yummy yummy.  I mean, chances are that you won't find yourself in some sort of perverse orgy with a goat, chunkk, and a jar of marshmallow fluff... but even though all of those things "exist", they aren't ever going to "exist" in your reality, dig?  So hey.. If it makes your nipples chipper to think about the Klesk.. then by all means, squeal!


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