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Week: Porn addict seeks help, a guy with a girl who
wants to be the wife, a guy that's a guy who wants to
be a girl but then a guy, and the
odds of giving yourself an STD. Can I get a Amen?!
I am very addicted to porn. I am fairly sure that it has something to do with me being introduced to it at an early age (8 or 9-ish). Now I'm 25 and tits gotten to the point where I am downloading it constantly at work, which could get me fired if anyone notices. I know this is unhealthy, but I can't seem to kick the habit. I don't want to end up some dirty old man who cant get off to anything less than tied up, feces flinging, necrophiliac, animals. Can you suggest anything that might help me quit, or at least help me to
lighten up a little?
Welcome, dearheart, to what is
called "desensitization". The more porn your greedy
little nads soak up, the less it will rock your, er,
boat. I would like to point out your Freudian typo, it
is just so obvious you have porn on your mind.
Downloading porn at work is quite clearly a cry for help,
here... you are an addict and you must be stopped. Your
friendly neighborhood La Leche League leader would tell you to
wean "gently and with love" when weaning a child from le
boobies.. so I will tell you to wean yourself from porn
"gently and with love". Or, maybe just gently.
Start by dropping your workday porn. You shouldn't be
buffing the banana at work anyhow. Once you are able to
get through the day without porn, try dropping your
before-work browsing. Keep it, well, keep it up until
you have reached a level of porn that you find will not
disrupt other areas of your
I do! You don't?
Me and my girlfriend have been dating for around two years now. I can honestly say that I love her, and she loves me. My problem lies in, she keeps talking about getting married and having children... and she keeps saying how she is ready to have a family. While I know she doesn't mean right this second, I get the feeling she means in the next few years. Being only 18, and a freshman in college, I would rather not be thinking about that sorta thing right now. It almost makes me feel like I am already "obligated" to marry her because she keeps talking like that. I feel unable to tell her that she is moving fast, because every time I hint at it she gets really hurt because she interperates it as "I don't want to marry you". Which is not neccisarily true. Any idea's on how to talk to my g/f about this?
Ah yes. I
used to be that girl. I will point out to you that I am
not married to the boy to whom I said such things. See,
you gotta understand... At your age, in a steady
relationship, a girl is really keen on the whole being a
grownup getting married settling down thing. Such a
not-quite-an-adult age. I
think what your girlie is really looking for here is some reassurance that you
"really" love her. Try giving her a promise ring. Those go over
really well. It is kind of like an engaged
to be engaged thing.. without actually being
engaged, namsayn? You
can tell her what you just told me: you love her but when she
goes on like that it kind of freaks your juice out man
because you're like, only eighTEEN, you aren't ready to
be making those kinds of lifelong decisions yet. It is not
so much that your feeling is NO.. just
not right this
He.. She.. He
I'll get the rump rubbing outa thu way quick. You write the best advice collumn ever in the unaverse and should have a statue of yourself made. Ok, now to the dirty stuff. I am a 20 year old guy, and like most other kids who caught the tail end of the 80's and the horror we call the 90's, i have a pretty active imagination. Well, as a kid, I alway thought it would be kinda neet to become a girl for a day or two. And now that i've gone through that whole sexual regeneration process, I still think it'd be kinda cool to become a girl for a day or two. But my thinking is more like having surgery and experiancing sex as a chick, to see what it feels like and then having it reversed. My biggest thing tho is this: Is this a normal thought, or is this like, gonna make ppl look at me wierd if I ever said anything about it. What do you think?
Well yeah pretty much you'd get some
weird looks. Maybe a few screams, points and stares,
too. There is an old saying... older than you or dare I
say even me... something about grass being greener on your
backside, or something. As I always say, nobody has a
right to tell you how to fantasize, not even your mommy.
But like.. probably best not to run around broadcasting,
But Can You Get Pregnant?
I was wondering and have been for a while if you can get any diseases like
HIV,etc from masturbating?
Ahem. No. You cannot contract anything from
yourself. I don't care if you are hanging upside down
from your nadsaq, yodeling the star spangled banner and
flogging that beast of a hose... you are not going to give
yourself a disease.. at least, not any disease that I am aware
of. Note, though, that dogs, goats, and hamsters are NOT
classified as mastubatory tools and thus are