Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Redheads and the colors of grassy knolls,
Mynx's boobs (honest!), the hows and the whys of missile
attacking a pregnant gal, the proper appearance of pee pee
goo, girls suck, falling in love, and a mynx/rodent/quake
fantasy. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
Redheads and Boobs! Woo!
Hey Mynx- I've got a weird, and
kinda stupid question... If a girl (or guy) is a red head, is
her "hidden valley" blooming red too? And one more,
completely unrelated question...
What's your cup size? Just wondering!
One can have all sorts of varying body
hair colors. I once knew a guy who was a natural very
light blonde but had very dark, nay, black sausage
warmers. Most lighter red (orange) haired individuals
will have naturally red short and curlies as well. The
eyebrows are a good indicator, usually, but those can be dyed
nowadays, as well.
As for me, at the moment, I
am wearing a G cup, but could probably use an H or an I.
How Would One Boink A Pregnant Gal?
simple question my fiancée is pregnant and I am wondering as to
the do's and donts of sex with a Pregnant
women. Can I assume the position and take the top bunk or will that be bad. Also when does the sickness go away or does it ever or does it decrease with time cuz she is 3 months along and the last time I had sex was hmmmm let me see 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The very best way to frag your sweetheart
is to, well, turn her around. Keeps the baby out of the
way and such. You won't hurt her or the baby, sex is
perfectly fine and dandy when someone is pregnant, *unless*
she is on doctor ordered pelvic rest for some reason.
Morning sickness is a terrible thing - sometimes it goes away,
sometimes it doesn't. You'll just have to wait and
see. You can climb up on the top bunk as long as you're
careful not to squish her, and be quick about it. It's
not good for a pregnant gal
to lie on her back for any extended
But Does It Whiten And Freshen?
frequent *ahem* wanker, whenever i get orgasm, my 'cum'
doesn't cum (nice punt eh?) out as i expect. i usually see it
to be firm, toothpasty kinda substance, but for me, its just kinda milky
sticky liquid. could you tell me what its really supposed to look
I'm imagining that you "usually see
it" on the web or something? If anything resembling
toothpase comes staggering out of your manchub, I would be
quite seriously concerned. When you humble the hyena,
you should see exactly what you describe.. some sort of milky
slime. It seems everything is in working order, here,
and thank you for the mental
Girls Suck Dude,
you stuck around for a year, got your nookie on, and then
took off on her two months later? What kind of animal
ARE you? Now that I've got that out of the way... she
really shouldn't be haunting you, as she is. But, still,
you need to understand that the girl still loves you, and just
because you don't love her anymore doesn't mean she can just
get over it and get on with life as quickly and effortlessly
as you can. Give the poor girl a chance to grieve and
move on, and it ain't gunna happen overnight. You can
tell her straight out that you are sorry she is hurting but
that you want her to get on with her life and be happy - and
then get caller ID. Heh.
i've got the ex-girlfriend from
hell. we went out for 14 or so months total, but on our
1 year anniversary we both gave our virginity to each
other. i don't want mine back, but she does. now
you know as well as i do that i can't give it back, but jesus
christ she's like Stacy on "Wayne's World" and won't leave me
alone. she even got a fake alias on a message board i
visit, and i only discovered by accident that it was
her. she's really made my life miserable only because
she's miserable. she can't imagine that a person can
fall out of love, even after they've consummated their
relationship. so what do i do to make her realize that i
don't want her around? i've told her to leave me alone
but she just doesn't understand. one other thing, when
we, uh, did the deed, she cried out "OW" when the love handle
penetrated her, and i'm not that long, but i'm a bit wider
than normal. is that a bad thing to be wide, or is
longer better? thanks!
As for your
dangling participle, wide -and- long is a Good
Is It Real, Or Is It
I have been with my girlfriend for a
month or so now and everyday I become more and more attracted
to her. Not just physically though but also on a deep
emotional level. However, she and I had a conversation before
discussing our views on certain things and the issue of love
came up. I totally believe in love and she on the other hand
thinks it is a tool the media created. What I am asking is
that I feel I am in love with her or if not in love, falling
rapidly into its sea of wonders.
could I tell her this without scaring her off. Like it
has only been 1 month but still.!
Yes, one month is far too short a time
frame to completely know if you are in love. As the song
goes, love takes time - or uh, some shit like that. I
recall once telling a guy I loved him and his response was - I
swear on my ass - "thank you". At that point I should
have promptly told him that he had the smallest penis I'd ever
seen and bad skin to boot, and then shown him the
door, but I was not always the strong opinionated bitchy gal
you know today. Take it slow, give her time to warm up.
You'll know when and if it is appropriate for you to start opening your yap and spewing all sorts of warm fuzzies all over her. Trust the Mynxstress.
It has always
been a fantasy of mine to email you and say: rodent.
I swear that so turns me on to
think of me saying that and you
reading it. I decided to stop living in fear so I am living my fantasy with you. Thank you,
and thank you for making Quake 3 so great.
I'll uh.. I'll just leave it at that, I think you worked that
one through on your own.