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    PlanetQuake | Features | Dear Mynx | Dong.
   

Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!

This Week:  Redheads and the colors of grassy knolls, Mynx's boobs (honest!), the hows and the whys of missile attacking a pregnant gal, the proper appearance of pee pee goo, girls suck, falling in love, and a mynx/rodent/quake fantasy.  I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

   Redheads and Boobs!  Woo!
Hey Mynx-  I've got a weird, and kinda stupid question... If a girl (or guy) is a red head, is her "hidden valley" blooming red too?  And one more, completely unrelated question... What's your cup size?  Just wondering!

One can have all sorts of varying body hair colors.  I once knew a guy who was a natural very light blonde but had very dark, nay, black sausage warmers.  Most lighter red (orange) haired individuals will have naturally red short and curlies as well.  The eyebrows are a good indicator, usually, but those can be dyed nowadays, as well. 

As for me, at the moment, I am wearing a G cup, but could probably use an H or an I.  Lactation, and stuff.

   How Would One Boink A Pregnant Gal?
Ok simple question my fiancée is pregnant and I am wondering as to the do's and donts of sex with a Pregnant women.  Can I assume the position and take the top bunk or will that be bad. Also when does the sickness go away or does it ever or does it decrease with time cuz she is 3 months along and the last time I had sex was hmmmm let me see 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The very best way to frag your sweetheart is to, well, turn her around.  Keeps the baby out of the way and such.  You won't hurt her or the baby, sex is perfectly fine and dandy when someone is pregnant, *unless* she is on doctor ordered pelvic rest for some reason.  Morning sickness is a terrible thing - sometimes it goes away, sometimes it doesn't.  You'll just have to wait and see.  You can climb up on the top bunk as long as you're careful not to squish her, and be quick about it.  It's not good for a pregnant gal to lie on her back for any extended amount of time.

  But Does It Whiten And Freshen?
im a frequent *ahem* wanker, whenever i get orgasm, my 'cum' doesn't cum (nice punt eh?) out as i expect. i usually see it to be firm, toothpasty kinda substance, but for me, its just kinda milky sticky liquid. could you tell me what its really supposed to look like?.

I'm imagining that you "usually see it" on the web or something?  If anything resembling toothpase comes staggering out of your manchub, I would be quite seriously concerned.  When you humble the hyena, you should see exactly what you describe.. some sort of milky slime.  It seems everything is in working order, here, and thank you for the mental image.

   Girls Suck
i've got the ex-girlfriend from hell.  we went out for 14 or so months total, but on our 1 year anniversary we both gave our virginity to each other.  i don't want mine back, but she does.  now you know as well as i do that i can't give it back, but jesus christ she's like Stacy on "Wayne's World" and won't leave me alone.  she even got a fake alias on a message board i visit, and i only discovered by accident that it was her.  she's really made my life miserable only because she's miserable.  she can't imagine that a person can fall out of love, even after they've consummated their relationship.  so what do i do to make her realize that i don't want her around?  i've told her to leave me alone but she just doesn't understand.  one other thing, when we, uh, did the deed, she cried out "OW" when the love handle penetrated her, and i'm not that long, but i'm a bit wider than normal.  is that a bad thing to be wide, or is longer better?  thanks!

Dude, you stuck around for a year, got your nookie on, and then took off on her two months later?  What kind of animal ARE you?  Now that I've got that out of the way... she really shouldn't be haunting you, as she is.  But, still, you need to understand that the girl still loves you, and just because you don't love her anymore doesn't mean she can just get over it and get on with life as quickly and effortlessly as you can.  Give the poor girl a chance to grieve and move on, and it ain't gunna happen overnight.  You can tell her straight out that you are sorry she is hurting but that you want her to get on with her life and be happy - and then get caller ID.  Heh. 

As for your dangling participle, wide -and- long is a Good Thing(tm). 


   Is It Real, Or Is It Hallmark?
I have been with my girlfriend for a month or so now and everyday I become more and more attracted to her. Not just physically though but also on a deep emotional level. However, she and I had a conversation before discussing our views on certain things and the issue of love came up. I totally believe in love and she on the other hand thinks it is a tool the media created. What I am asking is that I feel I am in love with her or if not in love, falling rapidly into its sea of wonders. How could I tell her this without scaring her off. Like it has only been 1 month but still.!

Yes, one month is far too short a time frame to completely know if you are in love.  As the song goes, love takes time - or uh, some shit like that.  I recall once telling a guy I loved him and his response was - I swear on my ass - "thank you".  At that point I should have promptly told him that he had the smallest penis I'd ever seen and bad skin to boot, and then shown him the door, but I was not always the strong opinionated bitchy gal you know today.  Take it slow, give her time to warm up.  You'll know when and if it is appropriate for you to start opening your yap and spewing all sorts of warm fuzzies all over her.  Trust the Mynxstress.

   Oh My
It has always been a fantasy of mine to email you and say: rodent.  I swear that so turns me on to think of me saying that and you reading it.  I decided to stop living in fear so I am living my fantasy with you.  Thank you, and thank you for making Quake 3 so great.

I'll uh.. I'll just leave it at that, I think you worked that one through on your own.


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