Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Just what IS it about those gay folks, tell me a tale of a penis, Mynx's juju, what to
do about stiffies, and penis names, what happens when you don't have
tits, and bisexual chicks. Give it to me baby, uh
huh uh huh!
How To Be Gay
Hey Mynx, I've got a
kinda weird question (though judging by most of your letters,
I think this is gonna be fairly normal for one such as
yourself), concerning gay men. the thing is, you
understand how a heterosexual male such as myself and others
finds the very thought of even kissing another man (let alone
having sexual contact with one), completely and utterly wrong
/ disgusting ? my question is, do gay men think the same
thing about kissing or having sex with a woman? or do they
just simply "not get" what the appeal is in women, and would
prefer someone who can go into bat with them?
thanks for your help :)
known many gay boys over the years, and I'd say nearly
all of them think girls are great and fun and all that, but
they just don't charge the old lightning rod, if you
namsayn. There have been a couple who would wrinkle
noses and say "eew, girls are YUCKY" if you asked them; this
is unusual, in my experience, because typically girls aren't
big, stinky and hairy like men are. This makes it easy
to not find them disgusting.
Penis Talk! My Favorite!!
Hi, I'm an average 17 year
old male, now first off what do you think is
a good size for a mans penis? I mean really, because
alot of women say it doesn't matter, be we
all know that's not the case. As well I'm not sure if
you've even seen those baners on the web that claim you can enlarge your penis
by traditional methods without surgury, they say you can make you penis grow by working
it out, i'm not sure, but would this mean
lifting weights with you penis? It's not that I've got a small
manhood ( over 8 1/2 inches ) but do
you think it's true that you can workout your penis like any
other muscle to make it bigger and provide more enjoyment?
Well, let me just say I have never
actually seen that sort of thing work. More often
than not, if you are born with a teeny weenie, you will die
with a teeny weenie, and if you are lucky, while using
it. I know that it is possible to restore a
foreskin with some weight therapy of some sort,
but weights and penis pumps and the like will pretty
much just cost you money and make you feel stupid, walking
around doing dick lifts with a tiny little barbell.
I can't actually tell you what *I* think is a good penis size,
because honey, ALL penises are
Mynx's Juju, Stiffies, and Dicktalk.
How does Mental feel about you knowing so much about
the male body and what goes on in our minds? I'd feel so
intimidated if a chick knew more about my body than I did.
usually don't have much trouble controlling my sausage, but
sometimes when I'm sitting on a bus or the subway and I let my
mind wander to normal, teenage male thoughts, I get hard. I
don't realize it until I stand up to get off the bus/train.
What am I supposed to do about this???
Finally, I'm in desperate need for more
euphamisms! I can't bring myself to say 'penis' in public, so
what can I say besides schlong, pecker, monkey, rocket
launcher, sausage, etc.?
I don't know. I never asked
him! I intimidate Mental in so many ways, though, that I
would think this would be the least of his worries!
for your frankenshnerker on the bus, ah, no big deal.
Er.. no pun intended. Most people won't be looking
directly at your crotch so even though you feel like a huge
erection is bobbing in front of your face roaring at passerby,
most won't even notice. Make eye contact and smile, and
their attention will be held at your face, and not.. well,
Most anything can be a penis
word. Context is everything. "hey, you
like eggplant?" takes on a whole new meaning when you are
shaking your genitals at someone. It is all in the
Losing the Boobeez =
All hail the great Goddess and
all that jazz. I seek your wise opinion on this most
I recently became romantically involved
with this great guy. He's a gamer, like me, and we love to
kick each others asses across the room. I am really attracted
to him, but here's the problem. He, like most men, is way into
my breasts. Now, let me clarify something here. I have large
breasts, like I wear a size 36 G. I want to get a breast
reduction, but I'm afraid that if my breasts get smaller, I'll
loose this wonderful, sexy, Quake-playin' studmuffin! What do
I do, keep the guy, along with the annoyances that come with
large breasts (i.e. backaches, neck tension, headaches,
etc...) or get the surgery done and possibly lose the love of
I don't have to
tell you what you already know - if your man leaves when your
tits do, he was a worthless piece of shit in the first place,
and not someone you would want to spend the rest of your life
with. Having your knockers knocked down is a pretty
drastic surgery: all kinds of breast tissue is removed, and
you will be very likely to have problems nursing babies,
because typically, some milk glands are taken out in the
reduction. You will have an upside down T shaped scar
from your nipple down, and you may lose nipple sensitivity
partially or completely. Now, I am typing this while
wearing an H-cup, so I know the pain of which you speak.
Get yourself a good bra. I mean *good*. Go to an
actual bra shop with trained fitters and get properly sized
and fitted. This will help you a good bit with strain
problems, because the bra will do a lot of the supporting that
your back, shoulders and neck do now. If you end up
getting the surgery, and your man gives you problems, remind
him that you love him despite his miniscule penis, and then
tell him to eat
Ok... ive heard that
all women have bi-sexual tendencies, but ive asked some very
close female friends and i get mixed answers. What is
your opinion have you had thoughts
of that nature? Do most girls have those tendencies as far
as you know?
"All women have bisexual
tendencies" is such a load of poop. Talk about
male fueled propaganda! Sure, I know tons of bisexual chicks
and few bisexual guys, but I think girls are just
more willing to admit such things. I'm going to
have to disappoint you here and say no. "Most"
chicks aren't bisexual. But, there are a good number out
there, maybe if you behave yourself you'll happen upon one. :)