Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: Lots of dicks, this week! What
could be finer?!
How To Count Like A Woman
All right mynx. This questions might seem
a little perverted but I'm gonna ask you anyway. I see
all those sizes for measuring women, like 36-34-36 and C Cup.
What the heck does all this mean? well, I know the cup thingy,
but what does all three numbers mean?
I love it when
geeks have no clue about girls. It makes me giggle in
that Goldie Hawn has had too much to drink type
way. Okay - these three numbers refer to three different
measurements on a woman. The first typically refers to
the measurement of the chest, just above the fullest part of
the hootang. The second number is the waist measurement,
taken above the navel but below the ribcage, and the
last number in the trio is the hip measurement.
Lets you know how much funk is in girlfriend's trunk, if ya
Its kinda of embarrassing to broadcast my
problems all over the net, but if it means that you will help
me, it is worth the pain. I have these strange red bumps
on my willy, (cut the crap and get to the point) I don't have
any on my conos, or the base of my penis, because they tend to
stay near the head. They are really annoying.
Whenever I whip it out, they are really easy to see.
with great pain, I have tried popping them, but to no
avail. They keep coming back. And if I can bear
the pain to pop one it gets red and inflamed. I don't
really want to take
it to a dermatologist and get it looked at, so I thought I'd
ask you. Other than the embarrassing factor, they don't itch
or burn, but my girlfriend has noticed. I know it isn't
herpes or anything, could you please help me.
These is my darkest times, I need your help! get me out
of this jam and I'll love you forever.
Sometimes, people have what is called
"sensitive skin" - this means that your skin is reacting to...
something, that is causing it to get
irritated. It could be the detergent your mommy is
using to wash your panties, it could be the parfum
your girlfriend is dabbing on her bellybutton, it could be any
number of things. Your first course of
action is to get mama
to switch to a fragrance free detergent, and buy gentle type soap
for the shower (such as Dove). Keep all fragrance and
dye laden things away from your porkenshnerker. You
could try a tiny dab of hydrocortisone
cream once or twice a day, for about three days, and
see if that helps. If your little lumps of
love don't clear up after trying the above, and
you are still bothered, I'm afraid you'll have to penis
whip a doctor and get some further
ok here is the deal i have
a somewhat i dunno it seems like how skin appears
after it has been sunburnt appeal to my groin its only
been the past couple of days and it hasnt
gone away and whats worse know all the scrotum has
dry skin :( i really need help if it will
help you i wear boxers and live somewhere near coffs harbour
in nsw in aus PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP.
Well somehow I don't think that dry saq is
something affecting 99% of all Australian males, but thank you
for telling us where you live. I'm betting you are not
drinking enough water - you should be consuming at least 64
ounces a day of WATER, not soda or spooge or tea - and you
could try a nice gentle moisturizer on your poor little
nads. Use olive oil if you can't find anything without
fragrance. Oh, and keep your hands off for the time
being.. you don't need to be shuffling the muffler when it is
in this condition.
Dear Mynx, I have a question I've been
pondering for a while. How the hell do circumcised guys jack
off? I mean, my tip is so sensitive it hurts if I merely touch
it; I couldn't even imagine manhandling it without the
protective foreskin. Not only is it protective, it's lots of
fun too. You can pull it and stretch it and love it! Anyway, do you know the
Unfortunately, circumcised guys don't have that kind of
sensitivity at all. The foreskin is there to protect the
glans, keep it moist and tender and juicy, not unlike a nice
yummy steak! When the foreskin is removed at birth, from
that moment foreword, the head of the penis is constantly
in contact with materials - diapers, clothing, etc. It
is usually dry and somewhat desensitized, compared to
the intact penis. Whereas a guy with a foreskin typically slides
it up and down whilst wanking, foreskinless men obviously can't
do this. Most just grip the gristle
in their hand, and slide said hand up
and down. Many guys will use some sort of lubricant, however many
will just do this "dry". Now you know.
Love your column - that's enough sun
shine. Here's the deal - I played Q3A for the first time on
the weekend (i know, i know, but cartoons and beer have kept
me busy for the last....some??...months.) Anyways, i spent the
friday/saturday playing quake with a few of my mates, then
saturday night and sunday shagging the hell out of this girl
I've been seeing for about six weeks. In between bumping
uglies, though, all i could think about was quake...so i
played quake and drank beer. I know what you're thinking
- "What's the problem there?" There isn't one. Just wanted to
point out that i
spent the weekend playing Q3A, having stupid amounts of tremendous sex,
and drinking excellent Tasmanian beer.
Thanks for your time and patience.
I have printed this letter if only to
give hope to the thousands of Quake geeks out there.
You're a good man, leading a GOOD life. It makes me so proud! I'm all choked up!