Got problems with your girlfriend because she can't take
your constant Quake playing? Are you finding yourself just
a little too attracted to the game models? Then talk
to Mynx and she'll sort it all out for you!
Week: No teeth on the wookie! Mansechs, wifely
condoms, EverQuest sucks, and is breastmilk yummy? Love,
TEETH NO TEETH AIIE NO TEEEEETH
i need your help so badly. you're my only hope. ive been
goin out with this chick for about half a year now and just
recently we have started exploring the more intimate part of
the relationship (ie. oral sex). ive got no problem with this,
except...she has a bad habbit of drawing back with her teeth
whenever she goes down on me. she doesnt seem to notice cause
it is usually dark. i cant bring myself to talk to her
about this, however the damage she is causing is definately
impeading my ah...personal private pleasure at home, if u know
what i mean. Also it is extremely painful everytime she
goes down on me. tell me what to do, i am stuck between
pleasure and pain, possibly permanent damage the way she is
goin. plz help me, i dont wanna hurt her feelings, but i cant
go on with this, appreciate anything you have to
You just gotta, er, come right out and say
something along the lines of "eep! No teeth!" or,
I've found, "ow!" usually works. You should not just be
sitting there taking the torture, my friend. You don't
really need to pick a time out of the experience to sit
down and discuss it with her, unless she keeps it up.
Heck, she may not even have any idea she is your own private
black & decker pecker wrecker! You can even offer
her tried and true oral formation: Tongue out, upper lip
curled in. Works every time.
here) I'm your average 17-year old geek, except (Sorry!) I
play Tribes 2 instead of Q3A. Oh, well. Except I'm gay too,
but that's not part of the problem. I have a boyfriend
that I've been together with for quite a while. We're both
happy, and he's great. But we've often considered and tried
sex, but I can't. When it starts to get nice, I freeze up and
he gets worried. I think the only way I could do it is if he
raped me, but he refuses. What can I do? Is it linked to a
past event, or what? I'm begging, here. This has been
going on ever since we first started trying about a month ago.
What is wrong with me?! (classic question)
There's nothing wrong with you. It
is possible that you're just not ready to make the jump
into bunghole spelunking with your loved one, yet. It
sounds as if your mandingo there is a kind and understanding
soul - give him the honor of being trusted. Tell him
that maybe you're just not ready, and maybe you could wait a
little while before you try that particular activity
again. Give yourself permission to be a
little unsure and nervous, here.. it is just fine. You're
exploring new territory - you'll make it eventually.
Yeah, Uh Huh.
I have a
kind of interesting dilemma. My wife travels a lot
within our state for her job, and recently, she has started
coming home with condoms in her car. The first time I
confronted her about it she laughed hysterically and said that the
other techs like to play jokes and that she'd been targetted,
thus the condoms. Ok, I bought that. Now, every
time she comes back from a work order, there are condoms in
her car, she swears its the pranksters but she can't make them
stop. Do you believe her?
Well, no, I don't believe her, but
then... I'm sane. What is the MATTER with you,
man? She is completely yanking your chain (or, actually,
someone else's chain!) and you are just bending over and
asking for more. I don't have a solution for you, but...
dayum. Grow some gonads and stop chugging the crap she
is feeding you.
Is EverQuest grounds
for divorce? Tell me it is.
Is Breastmilk Yummy?
I kinda find myself arounsed by the idea of breastmilk... is that okay?
going to tell you that this is a good or a bad thing. I
could hypothesize all night long about how you probably
weren't breastfed and how you have some deep seeded need
to reconcile your forced weaning... but I
won't. I'll just say that breastmilk is sweet, it is
warm (when served fresh), and no, you may not have any of
mine. Neener neener.