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    PlanetQuake | The PQ Poll | This Week's Poll
   

The PQ Poll: January 12, 2000
Got poll questions you think we should use? Email them to [email protected]!



What do you like best about RA3? [Submitted by TNP-Crackah]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Clan Arena! Teamplay rocks!
263
25.6%
The one on one maps, cause I'm a fragging machine.
229
22.3%
The MP3s; I burned them to jam out in the car.
130
12.6%
RA3? Red Alert 3 is out? Really?
402
39.2%

Spyke: One on one, baby. It's just so steek.
Hellchick: I love the maps. I love everything about RA3!
Pappy-R: It's all so chewy, and tasty it's hard to pick just one facet.
Ash: RA3 is my daddy. I would have bought RA3 retail.

Who would win in a Q3A match between George W. Bush and Al Gore? [Submitted by frznwater]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
George Dubya would put some republican smack down.
113
11.1%
Al Gore would provide the democratic pw33n4g3.
132
13%
Joe Lieberman would take one look at Q3A and demand it be censored to those under 18.
382
37.7%
I am not American and balk at the Americentricity of this question.
386
38.1%

Spyke: I invented the word "Americentricity".
Hellchick: Put me down for that Joe Lieberman question, there.
Pappy-R: We'll see very soon. I'll be helping those US voters in the only way possible...FRAG FEST!
Ash: George Dubya's muh man. After it was censored to those under 18.

Do you have illegal copies of any Quake game? [Submitted by Thrillhouse]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes, and proud of it!
252
24.9%
I did but then I went out and bought one or more of them.
316
31.3%
I bought them as soon as they came out.
381
37.7%
What's a Quake?
60
5.9%

Spyke: No sirree! They'd fire me if I did.
Hellchick: I admit that a friend of mine gave me Quake 2 years ago, long before I was remotely connected with PQ and GameSpy. I have since atoned for my sins and have gone out and bought it.
Pappy-R: Nope, proud owner of everything 'id' in retail package form. Doubles and triples in some cases.
Ash: I got a copy of Quake from a friend originally, but after the love hit me, I've researved copies ever since.

Who would you like on your PQ boxers / briefs? [Submitted by Stephen Howe]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Mynx, for the dreamer in all of us.
418
42.3%
Pappy R, someone has got to keep things together down there!
32
3.2%
Hellchick, just cause everyone needs a little discipline.
374
37.8%
Lee'Mon, the man who can keep your attention for hours.
32
3.2%
Spyke, because he's hardcore, just like what's in my pants!
131
13.2%

Spyke: I beat Lee and Pappy combined! I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!
Hellchick: Good Lord! Since when have I become associated with discipline? Excuse me while I go do something "wacky" or "zany" or "felonious".
Pappy-R: I don't want either of the lovely ladies on my shorts. Spyke? Hardcore? Oh people, people...will you never learn?
Ash: I want an Ash on my shorts, that has an Ash on it, with an Ash on it too. Huh huh, shut up Beavis.

I'd like to see more Q3A maps that.. [Submitted by Sigma8]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
..are big outdoor maps! Deer Hunter Q3A!
158
15.9%
..put me in a real place; I'll frag your ass at Disneyland!
298
30%
..are Bill Gates' house.
69
6.9%
..are a helluva lot bigger. BIGGER DAMMIT.
132
13.3%
..use wacky textures! Q3A on acid!
63
6.3%
..feature more crates! Every good game has tons of crates!
120
12%
..are made by Jeff K.
152
15.3%

Spyke: ..are actually good.
Hellchick: Real places would be cool. I'd like to make a map of my apartment. No, wait, that would just be creepy.
Pappy-R: Not Real! Lots of realism out there. I want hell, abandoned sci-fi wharehouses and such. I want effects and bizaar realms to blow the brainpan.
Ash: I just want awesome gameplay, I have all the graphic appeal turned down anyway.

What's the weirdest question sent in this week that didn't make it? [Submitted by Spyke]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The one about why we didn't use their question, even though it sucked.
33
3.3%
The one asking how many PQ staffers it takes to screw in a light bulb.
107
10.8%
The one featuring Quake, a school, and marauding badgers.
99
10%
The one about Quake characters and masturbation.
426
43.2%
Yes, that last one was a real question.
321
32.5%

Spyke: I'm going with the majority here.
Hellchick: You thought I was kidding when I handed off the poll to you, didn't you, Spyke?
Pappy-R: I will be developing a PQ Community "State of Mental Health" exam. You people are sicker than me! (/me thanks the powers that be)
Ash: Going with the majority, and adding on, I think that Klesk would be a fiend. I mean, just look at all those well manicured spikes... you just know he polishes.

 


Who are these people anyway?

Pappy-R is PQ's News Jockey and Part-time Table Dancer.
Spyke does the PQ in Review, the PQ Mailbag, and your girlfriend.
Lee'Mon writes articles and editorials for PQ, which means he's really into finding things to complain about.
Hellchick is GameSpy's Action Genre Producer, or at least has convinced her friends that she is.
shaithis is a former PQ Site Director who now spends his days running GameSpy.com and sharpening the spikes on the top of his cubicle. You think we're kidding.
Fragmaster also used to run PQ, and now manages ClassicGaming.com and the console section of the GameSpy network. He also enjoys the occasional potted tuna.
Mynx is our resident advice expert, knowledgeable about all sorts of topics that the rest of us are just too scared to touch.
Tetsuo performs miracles that mere mortals cannot understand as part of the tech team at GameSpy. He also really likes bacon. Even more than Hellchick.
Fargo has been around since the beginning of PQ. He's been known to camp everything, including the poll.

 


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