Week of December 28th, 1998
What is the most satisfying part of smacking someone upside the head with a rocket?
|The raining gibs|
|Imagining how much it sucks for them|
|Rocket launcher? HA! Gimme da BFG!|
|You can use it to kill BESIDES jumping? WOW!|
Fargo: When you play on a LAN, you can hear them yelp in agony. Ohhh. Feels sooo good.
Mix: Chunky giblets falling down bring a tear to the eye...
China: Instant Giblets in one fiery blast: what can beat that?
What did you ask Santa for this Christmas?
|A new computer|
|A 3D accelerator card|
|A faster modem|
|Some other upgrade|
|A whack-ass controller|
|A game (Half-Life, Sin, Shogo...)|
|Bah! Santa doesn't exist|
|Hah! I have a life beyond computers|
Fargo: Santa dropped the Zelda bomb on me, I haven't had this much fun on an N64 since I smacked crt down in WaveRace!!
Mix: A new computer but the rat bastard didn't own up.
China: Death-Match center at PQ!!!! ROCK!
Gestalt: Does it matter? What matters is the FAT BASTARD DIDN'T BRING IT!
If you rocket jump, do you do it freestyle or do you have a script?
|Fire and forget!|
|Little bit of both|
|Fire that thing at my feet? You must be crazy...|
Fargo: |=R332tY|_3, baby!
Mix: fR33s7yL3. *ahem*
China: I always wanted to try a script, but isn't that... uh,.. cheating?
crt: fr33styl3 d00d!
Gestalt: Freestyle - it's the only way
How will you celebrate Christmas?
|Christmas dinner with my family|
|"Quality time" with my significant other|
|Night out with my friends|
|Climbing down chimneys|
|Some / all of the above|
|None of the above|
Fargo: I woulda made snow-angels, but I live in California nowadays, which bites for the holidays (they spray-paint snow on the articificial trees. ;) So I ... played Zelda for 24 straight hours!
Mix: Mostly quality time with my lovely wife and daughter, then some offerings to the porcelain god on christmas eve... No kidding. I got violently ill overnight before Christmas. It sucked.
China: Eating, drinking, friends and fambly.
crt: Constrained to a measly 33.6 modem, I was forced to spend Xmas with the fam
Gestalt: Christmas dinner with the family. Sad, eh?
What's your favourite method of suicide?
|Any or all of the above - suicide is painless|
|I never suicide!|
|Back flipping into the lava|
|Melting in slime|
|Tripping on your own grenade|
|Blowing yourself up|
|"Should have used a smaller gun"|
|Typing "kill" at the console|
Fargo: My favorite way? By taking some chump with me!
Mix: If real life were like Quake (and killing yourself didn't hurt) I think that suicide would be the biggest sport going.
China: Lava hot tub!
crt: Rocket Jump with 5 health.. if you're gonna go.. go in style
Gestalt: Cratering is the most stylish way to do it...
Fargo: So, what's a humbug, anyways? Is that the new Beetle?
Mix: And God bless us, every one.
Gestalt: And the same to you...