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    PlanetQuake | The PQ Poll | This Week's Poll
   

The PQ Poll: November 30, 2000
Got poll questions (and answers) you think we should use? Email them to [email protected]!



How long did it take you to remember about prox mines in team arena? [submitted by Kaled]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
c'mon, they BEEP for christs sake
575
41.9%
one grisly denial
139
10.1%
many deaths...much blood...cries of "holy shit"
210
15.3%
hunh?...*BOOM*
448
32.6%

mynx: As my little Quake baby says.. "beep on you!"
Bastard: I hang my head in shame: I haven't played TA yet!
Pappy-R: I love the prox mines far too much to forget the little buggers.
Hellchick: I EAT PROX MINES FOR BREAKFAST!
shaithis: I've been remembering them since Ritual put them into Scourge of Armagon for Quake1. :P
Spyke: How long did it take you to remember that "Team Arena" is supposed to be capitalized?
Lee'Mon: I rejoice in the sound of "BEEEEP! ... SPLAT!" And no, it almost never is me. ;^)
Demonwench: There are prox mines in TA? *step* *beep*
Ash: It's my job to clear the prox mines while Hellchick moves for the captures, so I target them specifically.

In a team based game there's a teamkiller on YOUR team! What you do? [submitted by Pestilence]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
What the !*&%?? he fragged me? Now my new sacred mission is to HUNT YA DOWN!!!
613
44.9%
I'll warn him and see what happens, if he does it again I'll leave this server.
146
10.7%
Screw playing!! I'll use my verbal skillz to chat and enlighten him about some gymnastics he can do with his mother / other relatives.
197
14.4%
I don't pay attention to him. I'm here to play a game, let others frag him.
407
29.8%

mynx: Kill back. Or something.
Bastard: Kick back. Or something.
Pappy-R: Kill me once shame on you, kill me twice...DIE DIE DIE!
Hellchick: I haX0r Q3A to find his IP, trace his account, find his real address, and then leave a prox mine in his pants.
shaithis: Whatever... keep trying to play. If he's made that impossible, switch servers. It's not worth wasting any effort on him.
Spyke: Cry.
Lee'Mon: I will shoot him first. Even if the base is overrun.
Demonwench: I will hunt him/her down and feed them their various bodyparts!
Ash: I'm with shai. I'm not going to let one punk ruin my game and trash my focus. I'd have much more fun just moving to another server.

How long until Mynx releases those photos of Hellchick `ruling her bootay'? [submitted by Kha'Ri]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Next week
352
26.2%
January 1st. We need another party!
167
12.4%
A month from Thursday
58
4.3%
$19.95 plus postage and handling.
765
57%

mynx: MUAHAHAHAHA IT WILL COST YOU... ONE *MILLION* DOLLARS!!! *pinky in mouth*
Bastard: Would someone please simply describe what "ruling her bootay" means?
Pappy-R: Eeeevil Mynx! (/me passes the hat around to the readers)
Hellchick: And with that $19.95, you get the Ronco Salad Slicer and Cat Washer combo (tm)!
shaithis: Nothing garnishes a salad quite like cat hair...
Ash: Is that it then? Are the photos actually instructional for using the Ronco Salad Slicer and the Cat Washer Combo(tm)? *shudder*
Spyke: Nobody could handle those pictures.
Lee'Mon: I will pay $19.95 to keep the photos of Spyke locked away for another month.
Demonwench: I don't really want to see those pics. Forgive me for not putting anything in the hat.

How often do you play Bots? [submitted by Tom]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
ALWAYS! Major is my Bitch!
157
11.5%
I have to, I have dial up, I suck, just kill me now.
282
20.8%
Sometimes, like when my F?$#ing cable modem goes down.
337
24.8%
Rarely, I seek real bl00d! oh, you mean in Quake?
263
19.4%
NEVER! only lame ass L0053r5 play offline.
134
9.8%
|-|0\/\/ |)4|23 j00 3\/3|\| 45|<. 1 0|\||_Y |>\/\/33|\| 0|\||_1|\|3 !!!!
181
13.3%

mynx: I play with myself.
Bastard: I play with myself thinking about mynx playing with herself.
Pappy-R: I always warm up on bots. That would be often then.
Hellchick: I play bots in Team Arena. Never could get into it in Q3A other than to finish the single player tiers.
shaithis: Notice how the amount of l33t sp3ak goes up as people play less with bots? I have no idea what that means, but l33t sp3ak is stupid.
Ash: Not very often, unless I'm warming up with Pappy.
Spyke: Whenever I play Hellchick. :)
Lee'Mon: Whenever I'm not playing WFA, or my friends don't want to play, or I need to test bot support, or I'm on vacation. Oh, and that one bastard at that LAN party.
Demonwench: More often than I play people. Still trying to shoot in one direction and run in another.

How satisfying was the t&a demo for you overall? [submitted by Kaled]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
not enough new stuff to shake my grandma's hog-poking stick at
216
16%
ONE MAP???
466
34.5%
just enough to rekindle my rabies
147
10.9%
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oh,yeah
185
13.7%
dammit, I just searched for t&a and got some stupid geek site, freedom of information MY ASS.
334
24.7%

mynx: t&a is ALWAYS satisfying!
Bastard: TA will ALWAYS stand for Total Annhilation, the king of RTS games. Don't F with me!!!
Pappy-R: Satisfying? No way! An huge tease is what it was!
Hellchick: I gotta admit, I'm kind of tired of Inner Sanctums. But it's just making me look forward to the full version even more.
shaithis: Fut...fut... futbol!
Ash: The T&A Demo was great, but I liked Virtual Valer.... wait, Team Arena? Ya, it's fantastic.
Spyke: Haven't actually played it yet.. damn you, out of date system!
Lee'Mon: I should never have played the full game while it was in development. I'm hooked. I keep refreshing EBWorld to see if my preordered copy has shipped yet.
Demonwench: It looks all pretty and sparkling.

 


Who are these people anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
Hellchick is GameSpy's Action Genre Producer, or at least has convinced her friends that she is.
Ash is PQ's Content Manager and doesn't realize that there are other games in the world besides Quake.
Mynx is our resident advice expert, knowledgeable about all sorts of topics that the rest of us are just too scared to touch.
Bastard is the man that started it all, from PQ to GameSpy. Besides having kick ass poll comments, he's also our boss.
shaithis is a former PQ Site Director who now spends his days running GameSpy.com and sharpening the spikes on the top of his cubicle.
Spyke does the PQ in Review, the PQ Mailbag, and your girlfriend.
Lee'Mon writes articles and editorials for PQ, which means he's really into finding things to complain about.
Demonwench helps with the Mailbag and helps give a fresh new perspective for how people suck.


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