Week of February 8th, 1999
Will you ever forgive us?
|Hell yes! I love you guys too much to stay mad at you|
|Yeah - I'm a forgiving kinda person|
|Nah - it's unforgivable|
|Hell no! You'll pay for this!|
|Um .. what the hell are you talking about?|
Tetsuo: The way I lose things (you know - keys, wallet, pass-through cables, rented playstation games), it'd be hard for me to be mad...
Fargo: Don't be mad at PQ, man. We love you. We'd never hurt you. So, please ... hand us the knife ... slowly...
Bastard: MAKE THEM PAY!
Gestalt: I don't know, where am I again?
China: And my comment last week were so witty!! :)
What *really* happened to the poll results from last week?
|Gestalt misplaced them|
|Fargo stole them|
|They were in my bag when I left home|
|The funky drunken monkeys ate them|
|A car drove over them|
|I was abducted by aliens|
|The poll system chewed them up|
|We'll probably never know|
Tetsuo: Gestalt missed placed them, but Fargo found them, and them stole them. Fargo was eaten by the funky drunken monkeys right before a car ran them over, turning them into monkey meat which was beamed up by aliens studying funky drunken monkeys. They were then places in a bag and mailed to Fox Mulder, who forwarded them back to PQ where the poll system chewed them up. I swear.
Fargo: All will be revelaed in next week's X-Files episode, where we'll catch a brief glimpse of Cigarette Smoking Man pouring over them...
Bastard: This is a scandal that Gestalt will not soon live down!
Gestalt: They were here a minute ago...
China: I really don't mind having the monkeys in the office; they're kinda cute as long as they're not on my desk. But I hate it when they get drunk.
Which is the best teamplay game?
Tetsuo: Every see them play volleyball on Baywatch? ROCK!
Fargo: Yeeah, bitch! My TF bruthas are heard!
Bastard: Woah - the TF addicts come out of the closet!
Gestalt: Deadlode II! Woop! Sorry .. blatant plug over.
China: Gotta go w/ CTF.
What word looks best after "Damn"?
Tetsuo: Damn funky drunken monkeys!
Bastard: ROCK! I came in second! You love me! You *really* love me! ;)
Gestalt: "Fine apple pie", obviously.
Who runs this site anyway?
|The funky drunken monkeys|
|You mean someone actually runs this site?|
Tetsuo: WTF? I voted for Dweomer from about 18 different computers, so I KNOW someone's messing with the numbers... Damn funky drunken monkeys!
Fargo: An infinite number of drunken monkeys at an infinite number of Pentium computers, pecking randomly at keys, has a complete certainty of creating the PlanetQuake website as you see it here. Too bad there's a monkey shortage. We're stuck with each other. ;)
Bastard: These guys don't even let me log into the news system any more. Remember when *I* ran the newspage? ROCK!
Gestalt: The truth is out there .. somewhere.
China: I know who it is, but I ain't tellin'. Bwwwahhahahah!