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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | March 22, 1999
   

Week of March 22nd, 1999

Quake III Arena will show you when another player is typing. So .. what will you do?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Make a point of fragging them .. repeatedly
581
17.6%
Frag 'em anyway
614
18.6%
Wait for them to stop typing, then frag 'em
486
14.7%
Dance a little jig in front of them and run away laughing
1135
34.3%
Look for fresh meat elsewhere
348
10.5%
Run away! The pen is mighter than the sword!
96
2.9%
Other
40
1.2%

Gestalt: Frag 'em! Come on, with my ping it's the only way I'll get a kill. ;-)
Darx: Stand there aiming with my railgun, they are going to have a railgun right?, and wait until I see that thing go away and frag 'em! I'll never miss another rail shot!
Flower: Get'em!......Sh00t'em!!!!
crispy: frag, frag, frag! You wanna talk? Go to IRC!
Moltar: Shoot them because you're pretty sure they are about to say something bad about you
Bastard: Depends on how much I detest them.
Fargo: I only frag people who use too many winking emoticons. ;)
China: It's so tempting to kill them, but I always feel guilty afterwards
Dakota: Post the URL to an IRC client and then frag 'em

Whats the latest you've stayed up fragging the night away?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
12:00 - I need my beauty sleep for morning Frag Hour
167
5%
02:00 - The night is yet young!
472
14.3%
04:00 - Bahahahahha!
934
28.3%
06:00 - The early fragger gets the uhh...
1350
40.9%
I don't frag the night away
148
4.4%
Other
229
6.9%

Gestalt: After 6am a couple of times... Usually I'm in bed by 5 though.
Darx: Got BeatDown?
Flower: uh...Ever been to a Beatdown?
crispy: 4:30 am. Then my friend's mother kicked us off the property!
Moltar: 04:00
Bastard: Nothing like looking out the window and seeing the sun rise while playing clan arena!
Fargo: There's no option for fragging all night and having a 9:00 Denny's run?
Xenon: Who needs sleep? There's Quake!
China: Don't you mean "What is the earliest you've stayed up fragging?"
Dakota: 2:36:57 am

What's the earliest you've got up to frag?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Noon - I'm a lazy SOB
719
21.8%
10:00 - Hey, I tried, Ok?
522
15.8%
08:00 - Nice and early
622
18.8%
06:00 - Bright eyed and bushy tailed?
449
13.6%
Earlier - Couldn't wait to get started
387
11.7%
"I get up when I like, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman..."
416
12.6%
Other
183
5.5%

Gestalt: Well, if you count being woken up by a fire alarm at a LAN party, about 5am...
Darx: BeatDown...nuff said.
Flower: i'm wearing rabbit ears today - so I pick, #4
crispy: 5:15am, at a beatdown here.
Moltar: Noon
Bastard: I used to have to get up early before the PQ T1 would get all clogged. :)
Fargo: ...dustman?
China: I've never gotten up early to frag; nite-time fraggin' is where it's at!!
Dakota: 2:37:16 am

How many times a day do you think about quake?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Never - where am I again?
70
2.1%
Not often - there's more to life than Quake
1134
34.3%
Fairly often - can't get you outta my mind
1063
32.1%
Very often - I'm obsessed!
523
15.8%
All the time - Quake is all there is!
188
5.6%
More often than I think about sex - no, really
259
7.8%
Other
66
1.9%

Gestalt: Given that Quake is my job at the moment as well as my hobby, quite a lot... Sad, ain't it?
Darx: I'm not sure. I just put on my red armor and watch the campers in the other room under the quad.
Flower: 666, Recommended Daily Allowance
crispy: I'm required to think about quake for at least 10 hours a day! Otherwise Basty smacks me around.
Moltar: Fairly Often
Bastard: 6.5 times each minute. That's 390 times an hour, or 9360 times each day.
Fargo: A man thinks about sex 9 times every minute. By my calculations, there's a lot of thought processes left over for Quake.
China: Largest percentage of our readers think there's more to life than Quake.... bwwaahahahaa.
Dakota: I am sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about Quake...

Which famous sports commentater would you like to commentate on a deathmatch tournament?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
John Madden - "BOOM! What a shot!"
779
23.7%
That Latin soccer guy - "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!"
871
26.5%
Bill Walton - "In all my years of playing Basketball, I've gotta sa.." (Walton is hit by railgun)
130
3.9%
Marv Albert - "Yesh!"
304
9.2%
Chick Hearn - "Here's the rocket - count it if goes - It goes!"
129
3.9%
Harry Carrey - "Take me out to the death-match.."
202
6.1%
Murray Walker - "The boot's on the other Thresh now"
239
7.2%
Other
625
19%

Gestalt: Formula One's Murray Walker! It has to be. "And if I'm not very much mistaken .. and I AM very much mistaken." You gotta love Murray. As long as you can switch him off when he gets annoying. ;-)
Flower: bitch please, Howard Cosell, FOR SURE
crispy: I go for sheer volume. The Latin guy.
Moltar: Marv Albert
Bastard: Anyone other than that guy "rasta" that the PGL gets. Good Christ.
Fargo: Does anyone reading this know Mike Lang from the Pittsburgh Penguins? "He snipes, he scores! Scratch my back with a hacksaw! Michael Michael Motorcycle!!"
Dakota: I would love to hear Madden's comments...but aim a rocket launcher at Marv Albert

Is it just a game?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Of course it's just a game!
829
25.1%
Quake is a sport
670
20.2%
Quake is an art
638
19.3%
Quake is a religion
544
16.4%
Quake is my life
244
7.3%
Quake is .. um .. where am I again?
322
9.7%
Other
54
1.6%

Gestalt: It's all of those, and none of those. That enigmatic enough for ya?
Darx: Ppfft, puhlease...game. Games are for kids who whine about lag and bots...wait...
Flower: ask Thresh.
crispy: Quake is an art. No doubt.
Moltar: Of course it's just a game!
Bastard: It's a non-stop party.
Fargo: A perfect rail snipe to the head of a marine in mid air jumping off the ledge in Q2DM1 ... that, my friend, is art.
Xenon: Its in the Game! DOH! Wrong Company!
Dakota: Quake is a metaphore for life...and also goes well with dip.


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