Week of April 12th, 1999
Whats your favorite Weapons Factory class?
|Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf|
|WTF is Weapons Factory!|
Darx: Uhhhh...I don't know but the dude that shooots the really ssllooww rockets is annoying! =)
Fargo: Check out Weapons Factory for Quake II. It's awesome if you're into class-based teamplay mods. If you're not ... uh, then it probably sucks.
dakota: The Tumorhead class: powerful as the gunner, but likes to dress like a nurse on the weekend.
Bastard: Come on people - it's gotta be the NURSE.
Moltar: Hank isn't angry, he's just misunderstood and wants to be loved.
FL0W3R: Chix LOVE snipers!
crispy: You heard it here first, guys. Chix LOVE snipers.
How often do you kill non-enemy NPC's in FPS-games?
|Always - Everybody dies!|
|Usually - Oops... did I do that?|
|When needed - Get out of the way dammit!|
|Not often - Sorry, didn't see you back there|
|Never - Love, peace & understanding|
Darx: After a bad day at work! =/
Fargo: "Ah, Gordon, so good to see yo-" *THUMP*
dakota: Ever since I took the crowbar to Walter in Half-Life. Scientist gib real good.
Bastard: I'm not happy unless I'm getting showered by NPC blood.
Moltar: "There waiting for you, Gordon, in the test chamb.." *BLAM*
FL0W3R: I only attack when people come in my office and start asking for it.
crispy: "I refuse to go another step!"... okay, maybe a shotgun blast in the back of your head will "change your mind".
Do you read the poll results for the numbers, or the comments?
|The comments. They're like...funny, and such.|
|Both, but more the comments.|
|Both, but more the numbers.|
|The numbers. I like cold, hard statistics.|
|I just vote, I don't read the results.|
|I didn't even mean to come here! Oh God...help...so lost... SO LOST!|
Darx: I take it all in and analyze everything then report to the mothership.
Fargo: [Must ... think ... of something ... witty...]
dakota: Comments suck. People that write comments suck.
Bastard: Do yourself a favor and go to last weeks results and read Dakota's answers. And THEN tell me that they are funny. We cut him slack for being an attorney and all... but jeeeeezus.
Moltar: This is a test of the emergency Quake3 Test system.... BLEEAAARAAGH! This is only a test.. if it was really released you wouldn't be reading the poll.
FL0W3R: Hell yeah! My comments are random and my biscuits don't come with tea!
crispy: Dakota told me he was in a "happier place" this week. I think his comments reflect it.
What do you think of the Retro Poll Question?
|So long as crispy grows an afro, retro's cool with me.|
|I like em. It's fun to compare results.|
|Can't say as I care much one way or the other.|
|I don't like them. The past holds no importance!|
|Wait...retro polls? Do I have to start wearing bell-bottoms?|
Fargo: Crispy started re-asking questions from a year or two years ago to compare the answers then with the answers today. That's the retro-poll. Back in those days, we used to play ... Quake ... one...
Bastard: Crispy? Afro? ROCK!
Moltar: I put the order in for your "My First Afro Sheen" kit.
FL0W3R: LOVE IT! I think we should have theme music with the question though. Like.... who is the man who would risk his neck for his brotha man....SHAFT!
crispy: AWWWW YEH! I've always wanted an afro!
Team Fortress (Quake 1) or Team Fortress Classic (Half-Life)?
|Team Fortress. We need no conversions!|
|Team Fortress Classic owns me, body and soul.|
|Either one. I swing both ways.|
|Neither. I don't like TF.|
|Neither... I don't know what TF is.|
Darx: Newer is better!
Fargo: I am so 0wned by TeamFortress, they could come out with "TeamFortress for Gauntlet" and I'd play it. "Sniper, your life force is running out..."
dakota: TFC is Totally Frickin' Cool, baby
Bastard: GOOD LORD TFC IS THE MOTHA F'N BOMB.
FL0W3R: TF is to isdn as TFC is to dual T3zzz
crispy: I swing both ways, but mostly TFC right now.
RETRO POLL (04/12/97): Do you consider "camping" a fair tactic or a wussy cop out?
|Wussy Cop Out|
Answers from (04/12/97): Fair Tactic: 8, Wussy Cop Out: 9
[Note that in all retro polls, only the original answers are available, so mailing me and saying "you should have a 'depends' option!" doesn't do any good. :) -crispy]
Darx: Umm, camping's kewl when I have 2 health and am stuck on some spot that I'll die if I fall from which is where I was camping in the first place. You make the call.
Fargo: HOly crap, can't you people make up your minds?
dakota: Let's hope that the people who voted "fair tactic" have returned to Hearts by now.
Bastard: Well, it's clear that it's a wussy cop out. Thank god for polls!
Moltar: Campers suck my left... uh.. my left... .. uh.. yeah.. my left.
FL0W3R: (see above)...
crispy: I think this is the closest PQ Poll I've ever seen. These answers are _not_ tampered with.