Week of April 19th, 1999
From all the hype and previews, what do you think of Q3A's single player?
|It's gonna ROCK!|
|Sounds like it might be something new and fun|
|It'll be good for practice|
|Who needs it?|
|It's gonna SUCK!|
Moltar: I think it'll be better than a rabid mongoose in my pants
kaaos: single player? never heard of it.
Darx: Yes I'm a single playa...err...I'm not into single player I mean.
Fargo: It's like foreplay, I mean, it'll be a lot of fun, but it's just to get you ready for the good part. Oh, and like, when you rail a guy out of midair, that would be like an orgasm. Oh oh, and when you get a bunch of ammo, that's like, you know, lubing up. Oh! And armor is like protection, right? Oh oh! And -- [Err...Fargo? -crispy]... Oh... Sorry.
dakota: Single player? Is that what happens when your modem brakes?
China: Might be pretty fun to check out, but the Net play is definitely the strong point.
crispy: If the bots are good, it could be cool. Otherwise...meh.
Did you watch the shockwave movie on the Beatdown 18 Page?
|Hell ya! It OWNED! Better than Titanic!|
|Yah, it was pretty sweet.|
|Yes, but I wasn't that impressed.|
|No, my bandwith eats.|
|No, Shockwave scares me!|
|No, I care not for your movies.|
|No, I have no sense of humor.|
Moltar: It was better than Kate Winslet in my pants
kaaos: Fargo is the next Quentin Tarantino
Darx: Yes. Yes I did.
Fargo: The people who said it sucked were probably just jealous of my Howard Stern haircut.
dakota: That first mate is way cute. I can see why "mate" is in his title. Yummy!
China: I care not for your movies? How can you resist missing Fargo in a fro?
crispy: Absolutely. Repeatedly. Over and Over again.
What do you think of a quake or q2 mod which would allow you to carry a gun in your left and right hand
|Oh yeah, dual rocket launchers...woohoo!!!|
|O.k....might be kinda cool--tracking 2 guys at once|
|Nah, don't see the point, I only need 1 shot.|
|Hell no, it just ain't right, if you don't have skillz go back and play Blood.|
Moltar: I don't care what it is.. as long as I can carry it in my pants.
Darx: I'll take all the help I can get!
Fargo: Dual rocket jumping?
dakota: I prefer using stern looks and harsh words. Rocket launchers are for wimps.
China: The only way that would be cool is if you had 2 weapons you could fire in different directions; that would require some INTERESTING hardware.
crispy: Actually, there's a mod already that does that, I believe.
Have you seen "The Matrix" yet?
|There is no spoon, baby!!|
|Yeh, I saw it. Pretty cool.|
|Sure, I saw it. I see everything.|
|I saw it, but it sucked|
|Nope, haven't seen it, but I'm going to.|
|Watch a Keanu Reeves film? Me? You're insane.|
|What's the Matrix?|
Moltar: How about this.... I give you what's in my pants, and you give me my phone call.
Darx: Tell me Mr. Anderson. What good is a movie...if you can't see?
Fargo: Over the BeatDown we played "Matrix Quake," where we slowed the Quake I server speed to 7/100ths of normal. You could jump over rockets and dodge nails in super slow motion, with particles flying everywhere. It was too cool.
dakota: Been there, done that, use the screensaver.
China: One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Original concept, well-written, thumbs up.
crispy: I missed Matrix Quake?!? GAH! GRAAAAAEEAEAARGH! That Bites!
What is the true meaning of BLEAAURRAGH?
|The howl of torment you make when the other dude gets in that one last frag before the timelimit hits|
|The scream of anguish that emenates from a person driven insane waiting for Quake 3|
|Some random letters crispy threw out trying to be funny, and Moltar took to new levels|
|WTF are you talking about?|
kaaos: It's the Moltar/Yoda mating call
Moltar: It's what I say when I can't find ANYTHING in my pants.
kaaos: I know
Darx: It means someone has hurled off our balcony after drinking too much.
Fargo: It's the noise hardcore PC owners made when the discovered Q3Test was coming out on a Mac, first. :)
dakota: It is Moltar's middle name. The name is German for "Man who will devour your soul and get little bits stuck in his beard."
China: The sound when you step on Stevens' tail.
crispy: We've transcended the true answer. Join me, my brothers... BLEAAURRAGH!!#%[email protected]#
RETRO Poll (04/19/97): Would you prefer that if a percentage of the armor remaining after a player is fragged to end up in their backpack
Moltar: Backpack!.. I'd rather have it in my pants.
Fargo: Hey, that armor didn't help THAT poor sod, what's it gonna do for me?
dakota: Armor is for wimps...rocket launcher-using wimps.
China: I can't go on. The BRS is killing me!! :)
crispy: Interesting that this keeps getting more "yes" votes, but no one's actually made a mod to do this.