Week of May 3rd, 1999
Do you know how to strafe jump?
|Yup. I outrun newbies like Carl Lewis on speed!|
|No, but I'm trying to perfect my technique.|
|No, but I've heard of it.|
|No, and for that matter, what the hell is it?|
|You can jump?!? wtf...I've been playing these games like Doom all this time!|
kaaos: dude I will circle strafe rail jump yo' ass on a dime. put the rail!
Fargo: Look! His neuralkinetics are off the scale!
Darx: Sure. I mean nothing is more annoying than when you're running around The Edge and some dork just has to get by you and you end up shooting your teammate in the back of the head in RA2 instead of railing that mofo all the way across the map.
Cobby: know yes - have the ability no
crt: Yes.. and I now find myself doing it in Q1 as well (where all it does is give away your position)
FL0W3R: Last week we had a foot race at the office. It was Budah Cat Stevens vs. Kornelia. All I am saying is, He would have beat her if she wouldn't have strafe jumped across the finish line. HE'S A CAT! GIVE HIM A BREAK FOR CHRIST SAKES!
dakota: I am blessed with knowledge of all things.
BreadTooth: yeah. you can usually see me use this strategic move at a Beatdown when I hear the Jager shots being poured!
Dakkon: Is that like a bungie jump?
Bastard: People keep talking about doom around here like it's "amazing". Bitch, Please! QUAKE IS THE GAME. DOOM WAS FUN. DO NOT COME OVER TO THE OFFICE AND SUGGEST THAT WE ALL BUST OUT DOOM, ZDOOM OR GLDOOM OR WHATEVER. Just had to get that off my chest.
crispy: uh...you okay there, Bastard?
Could it be a poll week without my getting five "have you ever quaked naked" question submittals?
|Yes. Someday, there will be a naked-quake-free "poll" mailbox.|
|No. It is a natural fact, like the tides, or 13 year olds' obessessions with Lara Croft.|
|Dude...I thought I was being creative when I sent in that question.|
|Naked! NAKED!!!! Nude! Declothed! To be without pants! AWW YEAH!|
kaaos: Quake naked? I'm in the my office naked right now!
Darx: In boxers as the shower heats up in the morning.
Cobby: large breasted women should not quake topless - they get in the way ;-)
crt: It must be one of those "everyone's doing it but no one will admit it" type things.. not that I do it... often..
FL0W3R: I was told that we HAD to play naked! You mean we have a choice?
dakota: With the aid of my X-Ray specs, everyone looks naked to me.
BreadTooth: put your damn clothes back on yo.... sheesh
Dakkon: I love the smell of Bastard when he's freshly showered.
Bastard: Once a month we have "naked day" at the pq offices. On naked day everyone comes in naked and it's a great "equalizer". You should try it sometime. Of course, visitors are welcome as well.
crispy: hmmm...remind me to call in sick for naked day. Btw - I didn't get a single "naked quake" question submittal this week. werd.
Am I the only one who thinks Q3 is overhyped and not gonna be that cool?
|Hell yeah! You're an idiot.|
|Yeah, but you're welcome to your opinion.|
|I have this friend who knows a guy who knows a guy...|
|Nah, there are others of us out there.|
|No way man! Q3 is gonna suck!|
kaaos: Quake 3 may be cool, but I'm not gonna be naked for it.
Fargo: These questions are REALLY confusing me, Crsipy.
Darx: It is overhyped and i think mod development is going to make or break it.
Cobby: am I the only one tired of hearing "Is it out yet" "will it work on my system" "why did they release mac first" ?????
crt: It's puuuuuuurty.. almost too purty.. hope they don't sacrifice gameplay for fancy smoke trails
FL0W3R: Why you want to dis me ho?
dakota: Q3A will be a fine game. Fargo will find true love in the next year. The secrets of the ages will be revealed.
Dakkon: * giggle *
Bastard: Heh. q3 already owns me. Jump Pads!!!!!!
crispy: I didn't write this question, Fargo. A user submitted it. I expect Q3:A to be the best at what it does: plain vanilla deathmatch.
Have you Ever Beaten Doom on Nightmare difficulty?
|Yes! I am a Doom god!|
|No! Its impossible dumbass!|
|Doom, but not Doom2.|
|Doom2, but not Doom.|
|I dont have enough time to try.|
|I almost did it...|
|I was like...six years old when Doom came out. I couldn't even handle "easy".|
|I've never played Doom/Doom2|
kaaos: What's single player again?
Fargo: I didn't beat the game but sure had a lotta damn fun trying.
Darx: What the hell is Doom?
Cobby: lets just say I prefer easy
crt: Just the first episode..
FL0W3R: This is Turkey Man, he is 1/2 turkey and 1/2 Evil Knievel. He is the ruler of all monsters. Do not make him angry, you won't like him when he's angry.
dakota: Yes. Doom bows before me. I can predict the moves of the cyberdemon. I knew you were going to ask that question.
Dakkon: I've beaten Doom in my nightmares. owned.
Bastard: DOOM AGAIN? DO NOT COME OVER AND ASK ME TO PLAY DOOM. The last time we played doom it took 30 minutes just to get everyone launched and connected.
crispy: I can predict the moves of the cyberdemon too...all the thing does is grunt, walk and shoot. :)
RETRO POLL (05/02/97) - What do you value highest in a mission pack?
|Single Player Levels|
Original Results (05/03/97):
Single Player Levels - 64
New Monsters - 29
New Power ups/Weapons - 44
Deathmatch Levels - 52
kaaos: Mission back-Pack-danadage!
Fargo: Doesn't look like people get packs for single-player.
Darx: DM levels
Cobby: price!!!!! (you did say value, right??)
crt: Cool SP levels.. The hipnotic pack was the best one every
FL0W3R: Mission Packs are to Games as 12 packs are to Beers. packs
dakota: The artwork on the box. I am already aware of the new levels and monsters before the pack hits the shelf.
BreadTooth: Cool DM levels and spanky new weapons own me
Dakkon: * wiggle *
Bastard: FILEPLANET.COM has tons of usermade addons for all your downloading pleasure!
crispy: Hmmm...interesting change in results. I still want single-player levels more than anything else, although I have to agree
with Mr. Shambler, Quake made for better SP gaming than Q2 does.
if you could make one change to the Railgun from Q2 to Q3, what would it be?
|The Rate of Fire!|
|The Ammo Count!|
|Make it go BOOM!|
|Make it a Projectile!|
|That Neat Triple Rail Thingie!|
|I've railed change before! You take the penny and lay it on the track, then the train comes by and smashes it!|
kaaos: It would rail the fucker right off the server. Can you I that? 0wn3d!
Fargo: All those people who want to change the rate of fire will be the first jackholes to complain when they get OWNED by someone who knows how to use it.
Darx: I heard it's going to have a radius damage in Q3...lame...I'm not bitter or anything today =)
Cobby: that I and I alone have one
crt: More damage.. at least 110.. having to hit a guy 1X with the railgun is hard enough.. 2X is nearly impossible
FL0W3R: PUT THE RAIL and kneel down to PaPa Fenni!!
dakota: The railgun reminds me of astral projection. I rail, therefore I am.
Dakkon: I want it to show the opponent's face when you rail them in the ass. PUT THE RAIL!
Bastard: Put The Rail!
crispy: Damage. I want a true one-hit weapon...even though I know mostly CRT will just use it to own me.
Based on the screenshots that have been released, do you think Quake 3 Arena could use some more color?
|No! Brown and grey are my favorite colors!|
|No, I like the dark, moody feel.|
|No! This is Quake, not a Macy's thanksgiving day parade!|
|Yes! It's about time id remembered that we can see more colors than a dog.|
|Yes, A little color would be nice, but don't overdo it.|
|Yes! Give me bright, beautiful, vibrant color!|
|There are other colors besides brown?|
|Actually...most of the shots I've seen have been pretty colorful...|
kaaos: I have a monochrome monitor, they need more green.
Fargo: I'm in it for the style. Lots of games are like, RED! GREEN! BLUE! ORANGE! PURPLE! And that's just in the first room.
Darx: Already has enough color...leave bright colors to Unreal.
Cobby: enough colors to be good eye candy, but not too many to be laggy
crt: Most colorful game ever!
FL0W3R: it looks pretty
dakota: I wear sunglasses and play in the dark...I am only aware of the colors on a deeper level.
Dakkon: More colors? Awww yeah! Make it look like a disco rave!
crispy: I'm so tired of id games being dismissed as "brown and grey". Okay...Quake was, but Quake 2 wasn't. Quake 3 DEFINITELY isn't.