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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | June 24, 1999
   

Week of June 24th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

Which Pokemon do you think is the most powerful?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Pikachu: Cute Power!
600
19.5%
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur, vinewhip now!
129
4.1%
Squirtle: Asian bike gangs ahoy.
122
3.9%
Charmander: Stoic and righteous.
256
8.3%
Psiduck: Hehe...
287
9.3%
Pokemon...?
1681
54.6%

Tetsuo: Charmander reminds me of Breadtooth (breathing fire and stuff), so he gets my vote.
Mix: Don't dis the Psiduck. He's wiley.
Fargo: It's all Bulbasaur.
Pikachu: Piiiii!
shaithis: How can 1673 of you not know what pokemon is? It's the japanese marketing sensation built to sell incredidble amounts of toys to young children (and Lowtax). It's also really, really fun to watch when you're slightly drunk!
Cobby: If I want cute - I have Calvin & Hobbes to pet and cuddle and stroke.
Calvin & Hobbes: Alright!
Centurion: Well since Pikachu seems to have infested the office I would have to say "Pikachu I choose you".
Bastard: I'm getting a little ticked off at all this pokemon bullshit. This is the house of QUAKE. A game FOR MEN, not children. Jesus.
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: I'm pretty sure it's the one in Lowtax's pants.
Knower: I have to go with Pikachu, otherwise Fargo and Lowtax will beat me :)
Walla: It's all about The Metronome. "Clefairy...Clefairy...Clefairy...."

How often do you get "stimulated" when you see a person die in Quake?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
1 in 5
84
2.7%
1 in 10
74
2.4%
1 in 15
39
1.2%
1 in 20
142
4.6%
All the time
261
8.4%
I'm impatent
123
4%
Only if it's the Crackwhore model.
137
4.4%
Only if it's the Crackwhore model and I can see her boobies! (giggle)
616
20%
Brian Miller's dad must've never had the "birds and the bees" conversation with him.
1598
51.9%

Tetsuo: I have an assistant is charge of stimulating me between frags.
Mix: Umm... SO when did PQ become necropheliacs anonymous?
Fargo: Brian Miller: Shame shame! Someone get this man a subscription to Playboy and some Jergens.
shaithis: Pr0n Doom was cool. Did anyone make a pr0n quake?
Cobby: I am usually the stimulator not the stimulatee (I wear my CrakHor skin proudly)
Centurion: Hehehe! He said boobies!
Bastard: This is number 5 on my list of the "most worthless poll questions ever".
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: Once again, I must refer you to Lowtax's pants.
Knower: I get stimulated, but not in "that" way. Ask Bob about "stimulation."

How funny is Planetquake?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Funny? That does not compute.
238
7.6%
Funny? Is that a new mod?
283
9.1%
Quaking is not a laughing matter.
250
8%
An occasional titter.
845
27.3%
Enough to make me read it without thinking about Quake for a while.
715
23.1%
Side splittingly hilarious!
232
7.5%
Side splittingly hilarious! Jeff K. r00lz!
529
17.1%

Tetsuo: Dude, what's with these questions?
Lowtax: Tetsuo, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Mix: If PQ is the place where you go to get your humor quota for the day, then God help you.
Fargo: There was no option to say, "PlanetQuake isn't funny." Mind you, if you selected that, we programmed the poll to erase your hard drive.
shaithis: Funnier than when I was directing it. :)
Cobby: You better be laughing now!! ;-)
Centurion: Funnier than PokemonInMyPants.com
Bastard: This is number four.
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: PQ is almost as funny as what's in Lowtax's pants.
Knower: Jeff K. Nuff Said.
Walla: He said "titter".

What really happened to crispy?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
He was abducted by aliens.
67
2.1%
He was abducted by illegal aliens.
233
7.5%
He was an illegal alien.
329
10.6%
His evil twin tied him up and is now working for Moltar on "Quakeinmypants.com"
320
10.3%
He's pregnant.
841
27.2%
He's working on a SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT WHICH WILL BE REVEALED SOON!
544
17.6%
crispy? The M&M?
747
24.2%

Tetsuo: He tangled with the Charmander, and hasn't been seen since.
Mix: Crispy is always in our hearts.
Fargo: Melts in your mouth, not in your -- eeeeew.
Pikachu: Pika pika.
shaithis: crispy is dead. I...err...someone else...murdered him. We can stop talking about him now. It's how he would've wanted it.
Cobby: Who's the father?????
Centurion: There is no Cripsy
Bastard: This is number 1. Congratulations Lowtax, you've hit an all time low!
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: He's in Lowtax's pants.
Knower: Crispy lost his mojo :(

What day does the new poll come out every week?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Thursday.
160
5.1%
Thursday.
89
2.8%
Thursday.
216
7%
Thursday.
299
9.7%
Thursday.
199
6.4%
Thursday, but I think I'll write in every Wednesday and ask "WHERE THE HELL IS THE NEW POLL?!?" just to tick off Lowtax.
2117
68.7%

Tetsuo: I thought it was on Grundsday.
Mix: You people need a new hobby.
Fargo: A suspiciously low number of people suggested that the poll comes out on the second Thursday. Hmm.
shaithis: I wonder if there's any relevant information to be found from how many people chose each of the first five answers...
Cobby: We are at Lowtax's mercy here.
Centurion: There is a poll at PQ? where?
Bastard: I stand corrected. This is the new number 1 all time lamest question.
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: Thursday, unless it gets caught in Lowtax's pants.
Knower: Anything that pisses off Lowtax is good.
Walla: Poll? What are you talking about?

What's your favorite column at PQ?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Dear Mynx - I love reading about sexual deviants!
1063
34.4%
Tech Tips - Those guys have some good info there.
94
3%
Jeff K. - I wish I were an l33t haX0r.
300
9.7%
Server Admin Spotlight - It's about time somebody gave them their own column!
53
1.7%
The PQ Poll - I get off clicking in white circles and voting.
979
31.6%
The PQ Mailbag - The readers sure are wacky!
304
9.8%
There's columns on PQ?
296
9.5%

Tetsuo: How 'bout a new column called 'Tetsuo Bitches About Stuff That Sucks'. :)
Mix: Jerry Springer, Sally, Dear Mynx... Nothing like satisfying that great American need for public humiliation. Right CenCheerio?
Fargo: Dear Mynx is like a night in warm silk.
shaithis: The poll was always my favorite before working here, it was my favorite while running PQ, and it remains my favorite now. It's cool shit, yo!
Cobby: PQ Poll baaaabbbeeeeee!
Centurion: No real favorite.
Bastard: Thank god the Server Admin Spotlight was my idea!
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this... oh wait, you didn't rag on the poll here.
Moltar: This week on Dear Mynx, obsessions over what is in Lowtax's pants!
Knower: Jeff K... w3rd.
Walla: I just refresh all day reading the little saying in the corner.

If I don't like the PQ poll questions, I should...

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Write in and submit my own (please folks, write in with some good poll questions!)
599
19.4%
Blame it on Lowtax, he obviously is somehow preventing readers from submitting good questions.
2486
80.5%

Tetsuo: My questions NEVER get used, and they're always funny, I swear!!
Mix: We blame Lowtax for everything here, from world hunger to bad hair days.
Fargo: I blame Pikachu.
Pikachu: Chu! (translation: "Up yours, Fargo!")
shaithis: God dammit Lowtax, didn't I TELL you that the giant mind-control device would have adverse effects?!?
Cobby: Chant with me now... Blame Lowtax..... Blame Lowtax.... Blame Lowtax...
Centurion: How can one not like the simulating questions?
Bastard: Let's all take a minute and send a clever and insightful message to lowtax@planetquake.com.
Lowtax: Bastard, I warned everybody beforehand that this week's poll wasn't a very good one!
Moltar: You should stick it in Lowtax's pants.
Knower: ...Punch Lowtax in the arm and take away his Pikachu doll.


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