Week of July 22th, 1999
Poll Results Outputted
Now that the
ports for Quake 2 are out for the PlayStation and N64, how many of you bought
|I am a Quaking machine, I bought both of them.|
|I only own a PlayStation, or I just wanted the PS-X version, so I bought the Sony compatible version.|
|I only own an N64, or I just wanted the massive four player deathmatches, so I bought the Nintendo version.|
|Neither, I know that ports blow my goat.|
|I h4><0r3d a port of it on my l33t Apple ][.|
|My mommy wouldn't let me get it because it had a mature rating.|
|Quake 2? I'm still trying to save up enough to buy Doom 64.|
Fargo: Until there's a mouse and keyboard peripheral for consoles...
and a net connect... what's the point?
shaithis: I haven't bought a console since the original NES. They bore
me. Yay...platform, fighting, and a couple of cutesy-anime RPG games...what
Moltar: 4 out of 5 goats agree, console FPS ports suck.
Lowtax: And the other goat can often be found in Moltar's Toolshed of
What is the best railgun effect?
|The originl particle effect - voosh! (Quake2)|
|The 'scratchy' one - hmmm... (Q3test 1.05)|
|The solid one - BLEAAURRAGH!! (Q3test 1.06)|
|I love 'em all!|
|I hate 'em all!|
|I can't hit jack with the railgun, so why does it matter?|
Fargo: Quake 2's little sparkly thingiees, they're berrylicious.
shaithis: Quake2's railgun owns up on the Q3Test one, effect-wise.
Moltar: Give me the original Quake 2 effect anyday. It sure as hell beats
those damn otter pop colored gassy streaks.
Lowtax: There's a railgun in the Quake series? I thought it was just
a blaster upgrade.
Whats the worst way to lose a frag in quake?
|Blowing yourself up with the rocket launcher.|
|Tripping over your own grenade.|
|I never kill myself!|
|Any time Lowtax kills me.|
Fargo: Why is falling off the edge of Q3test2 not listed...?
shaithis: YOU FORGOT CRATERING! That's the best damn way to suicide.
Moltar: When Lowtax tricks me into looking away from my screen by pointing
behind me and yelling "hey look it's Cliff
Are you sick of PQ's usage of "pween" yet?
|Yes, Fargo should shut up already!|
|No, Lowtax must be insane for hating such a cool word like "pween"!|
Fargo: Damn, (STUPID
WORD, EDITED OUT BY LOWTAX) got (STUPID
WORD, EDITED OUT BY LOWTAX)!
shaithis: I let Fargo known about pwned. It was my fault. *weep* but
I didn't know he was going to actually go and USE it! I swear to god!
Moltar: Quit picking on Fargo because of his speech impediment. There
are much better things to pick on him for.
Lowtax: "Pweened" is lame. You can say it all you want folks,
it only makes you look like an idiot.
What weapon could have been better than the gauntlet?
|Old skool chainsaw, Doom style... |
|May the force be with you... I want a Lightsaber!|
|Sometin' fun... a pipe or frying pan.|
|There can only be one... a sword. |
|Getting crazy and messy... Wolverine style wrist blades!|
|The crappy sword from "Keith Courage in the Alpha Zone".|
Fargo: Chainsaws akimbo. And a Terrance and Phillip doll.
shaithis: I hate the chainsaw. It's fun, but the noise is way too annoying to make it worth using. I'd like to see a Q3:A lightsaber equivalent. That thing was fun as hell in Jedi Knight.
Moltar: A rubber chicken would be better than that stupid thing. Give
me a damn blaster for crying out loud. Melee weapons SUCK!!
Lowtax: Hey look Moltar! Cliff
What would you prefer a player drops after they are fragged?
|Only the last weapon they held (Q2 & Q3A).
|A backpack containing all their ammo. (Q1)
|Natalie Portman's phone number.
Fargo: Mnnn ... ohhhh .... Natalie ... Nice ammo...
shaithis: "Hi Natalie? I'm a quake fan. Want to go out sometime?" -
Moltar: I know Lowtax's answer... "their pants."
Lowtax: Natalie Portman? From "The Facts of Life"?