Week of September 13th, 1999
Poll Results Outputted
Are you tired
of all the questions in the poll being Q3:A related?
|YES! Its only a test and most people act like its a "classic" already!|
|Kinda, just make sure its a bit balanced.|
|Heck no! This is planetQUAKE.com, not planetquakeTWO.com!|
|I want all the questions to be related to "What happened to the poll last week?"|
Darx: It's all about the Quake2.
radium: Oh no! Where's my pants!?
Fragmaster: I wish that if you answered a poll question wrong, you'd
instantly die a horribly painful death.
Lowtax: Oh, the hurtfullness.
Fargo: Quake is fun.
Mix: It's all good, baby.
pharcyde: I camped Jboots for 19 hours!
What is the best devastator in Devastation?
|Rocket launcher devastator.|
|I don't play Devastation Quake 2 and I am a horrible monster and pray for my death.|
Fragmaster: The Macho Burrito.
Fargo: Chainguns are fun.
Mix: Rocket. Like the one in my pocket.
Lowtax: Enough with the hurtfullness, Mix.
pharcyde: The automatic Meatb......eerr, nevermind.
What is you favorite rune in Lithium II?
|Strength - People die 2x faster.|
|Regen - I can never die!|
|Resist - I can take a beating and still come out on top.|
|Haste - I am shooting so fast i cant miss.|
|Vampire - I see other people as walking health boxes.|
|I love the "none" rune.|
radium: Lithium has runes?
Fragmaster: I like nothing and like it.
Fargo: Vampire runes are fun.
Lowtax: Runes can lead to hurtfullness.
Mix: I've got a rune for ya...
Why is Lowtax too lazy to make polls every week?
|He has no memory of what day it is.|
|He's just too damn lazy.|
|He doesn't bother to make them because no one thanks him for it.|
|He does that thing in the bathroom w/ the "Victoria's Secret" catalog too much.|
|Too many people send him dumb questions like this.|
|Not enough people send him poll questions.|
|Did I mention not enough people send in poll questions?|
radium: Yeah, he's always ordering things out of Victoria's Secret, hahah!
Fragmaster: He's too busy baking up a storm in Everquest. Oooh, fish cakes!
Fargo: Victoria's Secret is LOTS of fun.
Mix: He was busy staring at my rune.
pharcyde: Bad wookie! mmmm, wookie.
Lowtax: I don't appreciate this hurtfullness.
What Q2 model do you use most?
|The standard Male.|
|The standard Female.|
|The standard Cyborg.|
|My own custom model.|
|Anything by Evil Bastard.|
|A screwed up box-like alien thingy I made as my first failed attempt at modeling. He is green, two feet tall, and has a chaingun that sticks out from his "naughty place".|
Darx: It's all about the cyborg!
radium: I use the Fragmaster model.
Fragmaster: I tend to use the ball from QPong model.
Fargo: I play as the crate model from CrateDM. Dressing up as a box is fun.
Mix: I've got a chaingun *bam!* *cough* *blurgh* ....
Lowtax: I use the Radium model. It dispenses hurtfullness and awful,
Do you have a goal for yourself when fragging?
|I want to hit a certain number of frags before I stop.|
|I want to make it to a certain map before I quit.|
|I play for the frag count, but mostly for fun.|
|No, I don't need to set a goal.|
|Nope, I just play for fun.|
|I frag until my hands get sweaty and I can hardly... oh wait, that's not Quake 2.|
Darx: As long as my team is winning in RA2 it's all good.
radium: My nuts?
Fragmaster: My goal when fragging is to gain ten pounds, because then I wouldn't be such a skinny-ass geek and I'd have more fat on my hands to help grip my mouse. Or something.
Fargo: I frag for fun.
Mix: [Mix is eerily silent...]
pharcyde: I like when my wookie goes BOOM!
Lowtax: Where's the goddamn poll, Lowtax? Er...