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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | September 27, 1999
   

Week of September 27th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

Do you use the "zoom" function in q3test?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes, I'm a rail king!
1206
37.3%
No, I can't hit crap with the railgun. Why bother?
816
25.2%
There's a zoom function?
954
29.5%
There's a railgun?
254
7.8%

radium: Is that the one that makes you go fast?
Lowtax: Faster than Fragmaster's momma.
Buckshot: Yep! Long distance loving! That zoom helps me put the Rail!
Mix: I've heard the zoom works pretty good witht eh machine gun. I haven't tried it myself though. Poopers.
Fragmaster: Yes, I enjoy getting a good look at the food in the teeth of my corpse. Oh wait, there is no food in Q3 and I play as Visor, who has toast glued to his face and no mouth. So my answer is plaster.
Sluggo: I love people who camp on the platforms in q3test2. (a) Take railgun (B) Zoom in (C) Laugh at ex-camper.
Fargo: I forget what it's bound to.

What kind of OS do you use?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Windows 95
606
18.5%
Windows 98
2232
68.1%
Windows 2000
154
4.7%
Linux
222
6.7%
Unix
23
0.7%
Macintosh
38
1.1%

radium: I use Wincintoshix
Buckshot: Wow. I though we had more Linux users than that. :(
Mix: No option for BeOS? It runs Quake II, ya know! Poopers.
Fragmaster: I use the Microsoft Open Sesame. Also, Speak & Spell.
Sluggo: I have never had to reformat my hard drive. And I use Win98.
Lowtax: I have never dressed up in women's clothing and robbed a Sears. These two things are what sets us apart, Sluggo.
Fargo: I hear Windows 2000 roxors, which would be nice, because I'll be lucky to finish this poll without my PC crashi [Fargo's PC crashes]

On January 1st, 2000 the most likely thing to happen is:

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The end of the world as we know it.
176
5.3%
The end of our bank accounts as we know them.
194
5.9%
All our copies of Q3:A test will upgrade to the full retail version.
436
13.3%
Everyone will find out what's in Lowtax's pants.
515
15.7%
Your copy of Wolfenstien 3D will lock up and refuse to re-boot.
418
12.8%
ID will introduce Doom 2000.
296
9%
I will wake up with an awful hangover in the back of somebody's pickup truck, covered in a strange, milky, translucent fluid.
1228
37.6%

radium: I will become a lounge singer.
Buckshot: I will wake up wondering where my shoe went.. Just like last year..
Mix: If the fury that is in Lowtax's pants is unleashed, then the world _will_ end. Poopers.
Lowtax: I ate the astronaut. Oops.
Fragmaster: If "I" refers to "Bob Dole," then I agree with the results of this poll.
Sluggo: My prayers that ICQ will no longer work will be answered?
Fargo: [Too busy rebooting PC after last question]

Has Unreal Tournament changed the way you look at 1st person shooters?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yeah, UT is one hell of a game!
514
15.7%
Nah, UT is cool, but not that revolutionary.
847
25.9%
WTF? A poll question on PlanetQUAKE discussing UNREAL? Kill him!
1314
40.2%
Unreal Tournament? What's that, some kind of Japanese sports car?
592
18.1%

radium: No, I still use my eyes.
Buckshot: Aww Yeah!!!
Mix: Unreal Touranment changed the way I looked at Fargo. He's a bot you know. Poopers.
Fragmaster: I still look at them through my big thick glasses, and I still dress like a loser. So no, but UT is cool.
Sluggo: No, but ngStats might. I'm in the UT top 50, and 5th all-time in Domination. w00p!
Lowtax: And you're number 1 in my heart, Sluggo.
Fargo: [Still Going through Norton Disk-Doctor after two questions ago]

How "realistic" would you like a 3D shooter to be?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
I want to feel pain when I get shot on the screen.
603
18.3%
I want programmers to realize there are no floating guns anywhere in the world.
776
23.6%
If I wanted a realistic 3D shooter, I'd go out paintballing or rob a bank.
958
29.2%
I want to use the gun I used to play "Duck Hunt" on the Nintendo to shoot.
358
10.9%
They are fine the way they are.
583
17.7%

radium: Baaaah
Buckshot: There should be a detail slider for realism. So when it's set to low, the monsters are no longer monster, but rather they are small people dressed in monster suits. Now THAT is realism!
Mix: I like Quake. I like Rogue Spear. That's it. Poopers.
Fragmaster: All I have to say is that bathrooms in most 3D shooters aren't used to their fullest potential.
Lowtax: And using bathrooms to their fullest pptential is something you really excel in, Frags.
Sluggo: As long as it doesn't actually hurt me, I'm OK with it.
Fargo: [Waiting for Windows to load the registry]

What happened to Jeff K.?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I don't know, but bring him back! He's k00l!
499
15.3%
Don't care. Good riddance to that idiot!
481
14.8%
He mysteriously vanished off the face of the earth like most PQ employees.
438
13.5%
He's in the intensive care ward due to excessive cybering.
192
5.9%
He's busy h4x0ring Q3test.
442
13.6%
He disappeared into Lowtax's pants.
1189
36.6%

radium: Probably nothing.
Buckshot: He's hanging out with Cranky Steve.
Mix: Jeff K. was released back into the wild. Poopers.
Fragmaster: He tried to hAx0r the Keeber Elves, and they got pissed off and encased him in three-hundred layers of chocolate, causing him to die slowly thinking about the warmth of home (Lowtax's pants).
Sluggo: Why do so many of these questions involve LowTax's pants?
Lowtax: Got me.
Fargo: [Loading up Internet Explorer]

Is pure FFA deathmatch dead?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yes, teamplay and/or mods are the future of Quake.
995
30.3%
No, I can't get enough deathmatching on Q2DM1, "The Edge".
1350
41.1%
What's FFA?
344
10.4%
What's Quake?
45
1.3%
Who am I?
545
16.6%

radium: Hello, hold my oatmeal.
Buckshot: Bleh! Give me Coop / Teamplay or give me.... FFA!
Mix: No, but I think I'll be dead if I say 'Poopers' one more time.
Fragmaster: I am Tiger Woods, buy my shitty-ass EA Sports game!
Lowtax: Did I mention I ate the astronaut?
Sluggo: Me and you. Q3test2. Right now.
Fargo: Okay, I'm back! [Pause] Did I miss anything?


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