Week of October 4th, 1999
Poll Results Outputted
I am most looking forward to:
|Quake3 (stick with what we know works)|
|Unreal Tournament (I need new gameplay damn it)|
|Daikatana (I want to wait for ever to get my next game)|
|Duke4ever (I am a horny teenager, leave me alone)|
|Lowtax's pants 3D (I am a sad sad man)|
|The day I can dance in the street naked and not get locked up|
radium: A huge bowl of chili with my name on it.
Mix: Naked dancing is cool.
knower: I am looking forward to any of these games except for one. Fragmaster owned me the other day in Unreal Tournament, so I can't play that game lest I be humiliated by my defeat.
shaithis: Unreal Tournament makes me giggle like a schoolgirl!
Lowtax: shaithis makes me giggle like a schoolgirl!
pharcyde: You can get locked up for dancing naked in the street? Uh oh.....
How important is Team gameplay to your decision on buying a first person shooter for internet fragging?
|Important. I like helping buddies get a
|No too much, since most folks will shortly
make up great teamplay mods
|Teamplay? I can frag someone all by myself.
|Teamplay? Err... is that some kind of night
time, highway rest stop fun?
radium: It's only important if I can be on Fragmaster's team!
Mix: If only people would remember not to kill their own teammates...
knower: Teamplay? Is that what Lowtax and Mix do in dank, musty corner
of the storage room?
Lowtax: No, that's the tango.
Fargo: I fall into the teamplay camp. Or maybe I just camp.
shaithis: Team gameplay is everything. It is the earthly manifestation of god. It is the alpha, and the omega.
pharcyde: Lowtax and I teamplay ALL the time!
Do you think there should be a Quake 4?
|Hell yes! Quake forever baby!|
|Hell no! Enough is enough, they made three already and they ain't getting any better.|
|Quake? I thought this was planetspicegirls.com.|
|It's cold and there are wolves after me, please help.|
radium: They should skip to Quake 7
Mix: How about they just get real and start numbering them incrementally? Quake 3 _should_ be Quake 2.5.
knower: Thrice is a magic number for most anything, including presidential speech topics. What I'm saying is, I'm delusional.
Fargo: I think Quake 3 will be a good place to wrap up the series.
shaithis: I'd like to see id try something new, actually. Not even Doom2k, but something totally different.
pharcyde: Teamfortress2 is Quake4 right?
Lowtax: I eat astronauts.
When you see the "Homer Simpson" player model, what do you do?
|I wait until he is scratching his ass, then rail him.|
|I follow him around because I like the "Woo Hoo!" he says when he jumps.|
|I frag all Homers, anyone that stupid to use a model like that deserves to die.|
|I go up to him, hands in the air, and ask him for a beer.|
|Was this question pulled out of Lowtax's pants?|
|I kill him and then laugh my ass off when he says "Mmmmmm, incapacitating"|
|Who cares? Everything that moves I shoot at, sometimes I waste rounds shooting them rotating floating guns.|
radium: It's fun to have fun!
Lowtax: Look Polish!
Mix: I was in a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
knower: I don't have any player models except the crakwhore female model. That's only for when I'm playing Cobby though...Lowtax is a big fan as well.
shaithis: "Hey Homer, careful with that donut... you're gonna choke!" "Don't tell me how to eat Donu**GURK***GLAGH**"
pharcyde: I get that girgling, stomach acid feeling in my tummy.
How do you think Mynx looks?
|She's sexier than the sexiest of supermodels.|
|Her curves are hotter than Quake 3's.|
|She's probably just some average woman with too much free time who watches "I Love Lucy" reruns during the day.|
|We're talking hairnet, several chins, a lisp when she speaks, and overall a whole lot of woman!|
|Just like Lowtax.|
|What's a Mynx?|
Mix: Mynx is just Lowtax on a bad hair day.
knower: Fat chicks in party hats comes to mind.
Fargo: Paul Steed modeled the Quake 2 chick after her. Or maybe it was the tank. I forget.
shaithis: Mynx is a lovely woman who, for some reason, gets numerous requests for pictures of her feet.
pharcyde: Mynx + Chewybacka = Lowtax
Do you think there are enough Poll Questions?
|Yes, just the right amount.
|No.... must...... have..... more.... questions.....
|(Insert silly choice involving my pants here)
knower: Why doesn't anyone talk about what's in Lowtax's socks? Huh? C'mon stinky.
shaithis: "Dad, what was the point of that story?" "I like stories..."
pharcyde: Whats a Pole Question?
Lowtax: It's a question about Rogaine. Not Frank "Five-Iron"
Do your ever actually download the mods of the week?
|Yeah! I have a 3 gig quake2 folder!|
|Nope. They're usually gay.|
|I would, but there aren't any servers.|
|Mod of the what, now?|
|What the hell's a mod?|
|I've never used the Internet.|
radium: I download mods off the information super highway
Lowtax: May everybody that voted for the "Mods are gay" choice
burn in hell for eternity, or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Mix: Homosexual mods?
knower: I always download the mods of the week, since otherwise Lowtax
will force me to play "This map is god fun!" all day.
Fargo: Nag your ISP to run a game server, threaten to switch to Compuserve
if they don't!
shaithis: Once or Twice. Usually if I have interest in it, I've got it
before it becomes MOTW.
pharcyde: I got so many moddds I had to started playing Quake2 off Zip
disks! Anyone know why it runs kinda choppy?
Don't answer this poll question
Mix: Aha! Got ya! er....
knower: I'd like to take this moment to point out that our good friend Cliff Yablonski is indeed the man.
shaithis: "Marge... where's that metal... thingy... you use to... dig... food?" "A spoon?" "Yuh! Yuh! Yuh!"
pharcyde: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! .........HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lowtax: Astronauts are good... to eat.