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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | October 4, 1999
   

Week of October 4th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

I am most looking forward to:

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Quake3 (stick with what we know works)
1605
48.4%
Unreal Tournament (I need new gameplay damn it)
601
18.1%
Daikatana (I want to wait for ever to get my next game)
66
1.9%
Duke4ever (I am a horny teenager, leave me alone)
258
7.7%
Lowtax's pants 3D (I am a sad sad man)
139
4.1%
The day I can dance in the street naked and not get locked up
643
19.4%

radium: A huge bowl of chili with my name on it.
Mix: Naked dancing is cool.
knower: I am looking forward to any of these games except for one. Fragmaster owned me the other day in Unreal Tournament, so I can't play that game lest I be humiliated by my defeat.
shaithis: Unreal Tournament makes me giggle like a schoolgirl!
Lowtax: shaithis makes me giggle like a schoolgirl!
pharcyde: You can get locked up for dancing naked in the street? Uh oh.....

How important is Team gameplay to your decision on buying a first person shooter for internet fragging?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Important. I like helping buddies get a frag.
1345
40.5%
No too much, since most folks will shortly make up great teamplay mods
1256
37.8%
Teamplay? I can frag someone all by myself.
495
14.9%
Teamplay? Err... is that some kind of night time, highway rest stop fun?
217
6.5%

radium: It's only important if I can be on Fragmaster's team!
Mix: If only people would remember not to kill their own teammates...
knower: Teamplay? Is that what Lowtax and Mix do in dank, musty corner of the storage room?
Lowtax: No, that's the tango.
Fargo: I fall into the teamplay camp. Or maybe I just camp.
shaithis: Team gameplay is everything. It is the earthly manifestation of god. It is the alpha, and the omega.
pharcyde: Lowtax and I teamplay ALL the time!

Do you think there should be a Quake 4?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Hell yes! Quake forever baby!
1438
43.3%
Hell no! Enough is enough, they made three already and they ain't getting any better.
1052
31.7%
Quake? I thought this was planetspicegirls.com.
137
4.1%
It's cold and there are wolves after me, please help.
687
20.7%

radium: They should skip to Quake 7
Mix: How about they just get real and start numbering them incrementally? Quake 3 _should_ be Quake 2.5.
knower: Thrice is a magic number for most anything, including presidential speech topics. What I'm saying is, I'm delusional.
Fargo: I think Quake 3 will be a good place to wrap up the series.
shaithis: I'd like to see id try something new, actually. Not even Doom2k, but something totally different.
pharcyde: Teamfortress2 is Quake4 right?
Lowtax: I eat astronauts.

When you see the "Homer Simpson" player model, what do you do?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I wait until he is scratching his ass, then rail him.
298
9%
I follow him around because I like the "Woo Hoo!" he says when he jumps.
429
12.9%
I frag all Homers, anyone that stupid to use a model like that deserves to die.
402
12.1%
I go up to him, hands in the air, and ask him for a beer.
177
5.3%
Was this question pulled out of Lowtax's pants?
361
10.9%
I kill him and then laugh my ass off when he says "Mmmmmm, incapacitating"
434
13.1%
Who cares? Everything that moves I shoot at, sometimes I waste rounds shooting them rotating floating guns.
1209
36.5%

radium: It's fun to have fun!
Lowtax: Look Polish!
Mix: I was in a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
knower: I don't have any player models except the crakwhore female model. That's only for when I'm playing Cobby though...Lowtax is a big fan as well.
shaithis: "Hey Homer, careful with that donut... you're gonna choke!" "Don't tell me how to eat Donu**GURK***GLAGH**"
pharcyde: I get that girgling, stomach acid feeling in my tummy.

How do you think Mynx looks?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
She's sexier than the sexiest of supermodels.
521
15.7%
Her curves are hotter than Quake 3's.
889
26.9%
She's probably just some average woman with too much free time who watches "I Love Lucy" reruns during the day.
767
23.2%
We're talking hairnet, several chins, a lisp when she speaks, and overall a whole lot of woman!
353
10.6%
Just like Lowtax.
450
13.6%
What's a Mynx?
320
9.6%

radium: Yes.
Mix: Mynx is just Lowtax on a bad hair day.
knower: Fat chicks in party hats comes to mind.
Fargo: Paul Steed modeled the Quake 2 chick after her. Or maybe it was the tank. I forget.
shaithis: Mynx is a lovely woman who, for some reason, gets numerous requests for pictures of her feet.
pharcyde: Mynx + Chewybacka = Lowtax
Lowtax: "Chewybacka"?

Do you think there are enough Poll Questions?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yes, just the right amount.
602
18.2%
No.... must...... have..... more.... questions.....
1646
49.8%
(Insert silly choice involving my pants here)
1056
31.9%

radium: Har!
knower: Why doesn't anyone talk about what's in Lowtax's socks? Huh? C'mon stinky.
shaithis: "Dad, what was the point of that story?" "I like stories..."
pharcyde: Whats a Pole Question?
Lowtax: It's a question about Rogaine. Not Frank "Five-Iron" Rogaine though.

Do your ever actually download the mods of the week?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah! I have a 3 gig quake2 folder!
804
24.3%
Nope. They're usually gay.
1288
38.9%
I would, but there aren't any servers.
660
19.9%
Mod of the what, now?
127
3.8%
What the hell's a mod?
33
0.9%
I've never used the Internet.
394
11.9%

radium: I download mods off the information super highway
Lowtax: May everybody that voted for the "Mods are gay" choice burn in hell for eternity, or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Mix: Homosexual mods?
knower: I always download the mods of the week, since otherwise Lowtax will force me to play "This map is god fun!" all day.
Fargo: Nag your ISP to run a game server, threaten to switch to Compuserve if they don't!
shaithis: Once or Twice. Usually if I have interest in it, I've got it before it becomes MOTW.
pharcyde: I got so many moddds I had to started playing Quake2 off Zip disks! Anyone know why it runs kinda choppy?

Don't answer this poll question

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Okay.
1585
53.2%
No!
1389
46.7%

radium: Seven
Mix: Aha! Got ya! er....
knower: I'd like to take this moment to point out that our good friend Cliff Yablonski is indeed the man.
shaithis: "Marge... where's that metal... thingy... you use to... dig... food?" "A spoon?" "Yuh! Yuh! Yuh!"
pharcyde: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! .........HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lowtax: Astronauts are good... to eat.


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