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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | October 11, 1999
   

Week of October 11th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

Is Quake addicting?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yes, and I am going to sue id for not telling me that beforehand.
556
16.1%
Yes, and I am going to hurt the person who answered to the question above this one.
1260
36.6%
I am having withdrawels right now.
643
18.7%
It's a good game, that's it.
758
22%
Why is everyone talking about Quake around here?
219
6.3%

Sluggo: must...play...more...q3test2...
Fragmaster: Quake is not addicting, but watered down Cherry Coke is. Don't start drinking that stuff, or you will become a small apricot.
shaithis: Today I will take out my agression upon the poll.
Lowtax: Better you take your aggression out on the poll than those stray cats you bring into your apartment and... well... we never see again.
Fargo: I can quit anytime I want. *twitch*
pharcyde: I like ham.
Mix: You should see my track marks.
radium: Yeah, it's like really good cheese.

There is no hook in Unreal Tournament and Quake3 CTF... how do you feel about that?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
I don't care, you didn't REALLY need it anyway.
1048
30.5%
What? No hook! Well screw those games...
195
5.6%
What? No hook?!? This is worse than those retarded lithium servers that have hook disabled and no runes. I ask you this: what is the point of Lithium if there is no runes and no hook?!?
736
21.4%
It's okay, I have the Quake2 CTF hook hidden in my pants just in case I need it.
615
17.9%
Good. It improves gameplay.
833
24.3%

Sluggo: Can't I at least have a slow grapple?
Fragmaster: Somebody's going to make a joke about hookers, but it's not gonna be me. I'm too mature for that. Hey, who farted? Tee-hee!
shaithis: I don't give the slightest god damn.
Fargo: I kinda like UT's little teleport schmooze.
pharcyde: ZZZZAAAAPPP!!! BBBBZZZZ!!!!
Mix: If it gets rid of the wall-climbing idiots, fine. "Look! I'm a monkey! I swing from tree to tree! Eee! Eee! Eee!" Umm.. Ahem.
Lowtax: People seem to depend on the hook WAY too much. They forget their humble roots. And also, I eat astronauts.
radium: The only hook I need is the one where my hand used to be.

Why haven't you submitted a poll question yet?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
I did, this one.
408
11.9%
I did, a different one.
482
14.1%
I don't have any ideas.
848
24.8%
Polls are for losers.
329
9.6%
I'm the guy who doesn't submit poll questions, yet bitches to Lowtax when it's a day late.
1345
39.4%

Fragmaster: I wrote way too many PQ Poll questions back when I ran PQ, which is why I now only wear things made out of styrofoam.
shaithis: I ran the damn poll for two months, ingrate!
Fargo: I think this poll was at least ten minutes late. C'mon Lowtax, step up!
pharcyde: You will never take me alive!!!
Mix: I think it's more fun to bitch at Lowtax, and apparently I'm not alone.
Lowtax: Get in line, Mix.
radium: Here's one: What's the deal with Fragmaster? I mean, what the hell?

Would you like to see a return of the biggest badass ever, the Shambler, in a future id release?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yeah, the Shambler roxors!
1763
51.4%
The Shambler was big and dumb, bring on the new enemies.
1135
33.1%
Shambler? What's a Shambler?
528
15.4%

Sluggo: I'd actually like to see him in other games, like Rogue Spear and Lemmings.
Fragmaster: I would like to see the return of those jumping mushroom robots from Commander Keen. As well as that cool old dude who liked to make analogies about his penis.
shaithis: The shambler was a weak-ass teddy bear loser. Get over it.
Fargo: I dressed up as a Shambler last Halloween. Pw33nage.
pharcyde: The shambler makes good oatmeal.
Mix: I hear the Shambler is a good poker player.
radium: Only if he is voiced by Randy Savage.
Lowtax: Randy Savage? Kind of like "RRRROOOWWWR! Step into a Quad Damage! You little shits!"

What do you think about when you hear "PlanetQuake"?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
The epicenter of everything Quake, where I can find the latest news and stuff concerning the glory that is Quake.
1116
32.5%
Some dumb game site for nerds, geeks and people with nothing better to do.
268
7.8%
A living testament that insane people can maintain a working organization.
627
18.3%
A living testament that a working organization can make ANYone insane.
206
6%
The best place to read about people with sexual problems and sick fetishes.
962
28%
I am deaf. I can't hear a thing.
245
7.1%

Sluggo: I can't think with all this noise.
Fragmaster: Years of pain, countless mailbags, and short yellow buses.
shaithis: I think "Christ I'm going to have to answer another set of dumb poll questions?"
Fargo: We are not insane! *twich* *twitch* I made a Shambler costume with my own bare hands.
Lowtax: I think of crying myself to sleep every night.
pharcyde: I wonder what is in LowTax's pants. Then I ask him since he shows me, so it's all good.
Mix: Damn Dirty Apes.
radium: I think of Quake and really good cheese, and also a tree.

Which new game utilizing the Q3 Engine would you want to see first?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
"American McGee's Alice" - Hallucinogen-induced creepiness.
853
25.3%
"Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K. 2" - Mmmmm, 3d Julie Strain...
821
24.4%
"Star Trek: Voyager" - Assimilate this!
676
20.1%
The "Where's Fragmaster?" game that takes place entirely within a gay reststop.
1009
30%

Sluggo: I'd settle for Quake III.
Fragmaster: Everybody's a winner when Frags gets dissed. Also, Radium likes hairy guys in chainmail armor that say "HOOOO BOY CORAL ON MY BEARD-Y!"
shaithis: "Beat the hell out of Fragmaster and Lowtax and that guy who wears the shirt"
Fargo: Ch3wzor, the game of munching teeth.
pharcyde: American Metal Voyager F.A.K.K. 2
Mix: Any game with ample boobage is high on my list.
Lowtax: All kidding aside, that Star Trek game looked pretty cool. I dig those Raven guys.
radium: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Do you like 'bots in your Quake games?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
No, they ruin gameplay.
1337
38.9%
Yes, the more the merrier!
1269
37%
I AM A BOT! Wetware Bastard!
821
23.9%

Sluggo: no.
Fragmaster: Why play Quake against robots when you can have sex with them instead?
Lowtax: Frags, those weren't robots, they were pencil sharpeners.
shaithis: I like bots in my unreal tournament gameplay. Other than that, I don't like bots.
Fargo: I like when bots beef out the server so you never have to wait on there alone until someone else logs in.
pharcyde: I like sprinkles on my cupcakes!
radium: Only if they are blue.


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