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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | October 18, 1999
   

Week of October 18th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

How often do you visit PQ?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Daily.
2006
54.3%
Every 2 or 3 days.
1063
28.8%
Weekly.
407
11%
Monthly.
106
2.8%
What's a PQ?
108
2.9%

radium: Yes
Lowtax: Oh golly, I don't visit anybody these days, I'm always at work.
Mix: PQ is my happy place. I visit a lot.
Fragmaster: Radium needs to visit the doctor more often, because he is going to die.
Sluggo: every day, baby. Gots to have my PQ.
pharcyde: Make my headache go away!!!
Fargo: If it's your homepage, your monitor is filled with sweet goodness every time you log in.

Do you know anybody that's given up Quake for Everquest?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah, one person.
333
9%
Yeah, a few people.
607
16.5%
Hell yes, EQ stole all my closest friends!
102
2.7%
God yes, EQ stole all my friends, family, and my pets!
212
5.7%
Nope. Everybody I know is EQ clean.
2424
65.9%

radium: Yeah, PharCyde.
Lowtax: PharCyde pretty much.
Mix: Next they'll bring out EverQuest - the Intravenous Edition. Straight from the CPU to your bloodstream!
Fragmaster: Everquest has dirty beetle sex.
Sluggo: Traitors!
pharcyde: EQ owns me.
Fargo: STOP THE MADNESS!

Have you ever been to a LAN Party?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah, I host one every weekend. I call it the "Smackdown Arena".
307
8.3%
Yeah! They rock, because no one has an advantage from lower pings.
1568
42.5%
Nope, never been invited to one *SOB*
901
24.4%
No, never really wanted to go.
342
9.2%
I'm not good enough.
100
2.7%
Can't run any of the games they play on my computer anyway.
86
2.3%
What? I am ashamed for mankind that LAN Parties even take place, it is by far the nerdiest thing you can do. And the fact that they call them "Parties!" is pathetic!
378
10.2%

radium: Uh huh
Mix: I must need BEAT. I'm feeling DOWN.
Fragmaster: No. And Lowtax reads Exposure comics.
Sluggo: Beatdown 19, San Francisco, 200 people. I'm still recovering.
pharcyde: I've been to a bike pump before.
Fargo: Our LAN parties have been known to involve midgets and large quantities of alcohol. You think I'm making that up!

When will the PlanetQuake Friday Frag come back?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Dec 31 so we can all go into the appocalypse Fraggin'!
620
17%
This Friday because the PQ staff is SOOO responsive to our needs.
480
13.1%
Never! The FRIDAYFRAG IS DEAD!
450
12.3%
Fragmaster is a camping llama whore.
945
25.9%
As soon as the poll becomes a regular weekly feature Lowtax never forgets or puts off (ie, not any time in the forseeable future).
1146
31.4%

radium: Monday
Mix: How about the mid-afternoon on Wednesday Frag? I think I can pencil that in.
Fragmaster: I don't camp, people must have gotten me confused with Fargo. At least I play Quake, unlike anybody else answering these poll questions...
Lowtax: Yeah right, Frags.
Sluggo: The end is nigh.
pharcyde: Radium has bees in his pants and the ants keep him in a trance. w3rd
Fargo: It's scheduled to concide with the release of "Prey" from 3DRealms.

Who would you let date your daughter?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
John Carmack.
961
27.2%
John Romero.
164
4.6%
Paul Steed.
367
10.4%
Blue (from blues news).
300
8.5%
sCary (from sCarys shugashack).
169
4.7%
Lowtax.
342
9.7%
Fargo.
131
3.7%
Fragmaster. Oh wait, you said "daughter", nevermind.
1089
30.9%

radium: Senor Breaktag
Mix: Lowtax likes humans? I always assumed he was a gerbil type of guy.
Lowtax: I like astronauts. But only for lunch. HAR!
Fragmaster: Nice to see Fargo (AKA Brock) is the loser, but the Fragmaster dis is ripped off my "Don't worry fathers: You don't have to lock up your daughters if Lowtax is in town, if you know what I mean" random quote on Planet Half-Life. Guess you lamers can't come up with original insults. You cardboard eating mushmouths.
Sluggo: Why do we talk about Fragmaster so much?
pharcyde: 366 people would accualy let.....wow.
Fargo: "Daughters of America, report to your doorstep for pickup."

What will PlanetQuake do when game developers stop using the Q3A engine?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Keep supporting the die-hard Quake community.
1067
29%
Die a slow, painful death.
703
19.1%
Become "The Epicenter of Everything Trivial and Perverted."
1082
29.4%
Become a shrine to Lowtax's pants.
823
22.3%

radium: Har!
Mix: Aren't we already "The Epicenter of Everything Trivial and Perverted"?
Fragmaster: PlanetQuake's HTML code will become abusive and start beating its kids and GIFs.
Sluggo: PQ will never die. Never! Muhahahahahaha!
pharcyde: Everyone will play Unreal Tournament!!! It's da biz bomb.
Fargo: "The Epicenter of Everything Space Invaders"
Lowtax: It will become a shrine to Ron Popeil. Or something.

Idiot Poll Question: If Quake wasn't called "Quake," what would it be called?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
The Testosterone Gutbomb Screaming Aluminum Nazi Hell Party.
572
15.6%
Television Is Just Too Damn Slow For Me.
453
12.3%
Fuck Off And Die.
1039
28.3%
No-Life.
341
9.3%
Pween Pals.
240
6.5%
The Dark Underbelly of the American Psyche.
350
9.5%
SMOKE YOU.
281
7.6%
Twiddle My Love Windmill.
382
10.4%

radium: Seven
Mix: Mmmm.. Pween.
Fragmaster: It would be called Brown Hootennanny!
Lowtax: I can't believe "The Testosterone Gutbomb Screaming Aluminum Nazi Hell Party" lost!!! What's wrong wit' choo people?
pharcyde: Shut up.
Fargo: I don't know the answer, but I put in my vote that this is THE BEST POLL QUESTION EVER.

Idiot Poll Question: My name is pizza.

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
One.
595
16.7%
Two.
1181
33.2%
Five.
1779
50%

radium: Yes.
Mix: Ha! The answer is Seven! Fools!
Fragmaster: HELLO THERE IS A GUMMY ADOLF HITLER FOR YOU!
Sluggo: The correct answer is "pi". get it? Pizza pi? Hahah...oh, never mind.
pharcyde: WTF.com?? This is great!!!
Lowtax: Literacy is overrated. Har!
Fargo: What was the middle one?


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