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    PQ | Features| PQ Poll | November 10, 1999
   

Week of November 10th, 1999

Poll Results Outputted

Do you think Quake3 is less precise and requires less skill to master than Quake2?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Hell yes, Quake 3 can't hold a candle to Quake 2.
723
23.7%
No, are you kidding me? I get my ass fragged a hell of a lot more in Q3A than in Q2!
648
21.3%
With my l33t sk1llz, I'll smack you down in Quake, Quake 2, or Quake 3!
1288
42.3%
I don't play it. In fact, Lee Trevino's Professional Golf is more my style.
380
12.5%

radium: Either way, I have no skill.
Fargo: You have to be a little more precise with the rocket launcher. At least, that's what it feels like -- in Quake 2 I'd spray rockets the way I'd water my lawn.
Mix: Less skill required? Sign me up!
Fragmaster: Quake II sucks, it's too much like Tang.
Pappy-R: I hope so cause less skill is what I bring to any game.
Hellchick: Only if I use a 9 wood.
pharcyde: Sure

If you could make your own custom model for Q3:A, what would it be?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
A model of Bill Gates so you can feed a rocket to that bastard that created this crappy operating system that randomly produces errors at high speeds. Thats it, I'm switching to Linux!
477
15.6%
A nude model of Hellchick, assuming she'll pose for you.
1147
37.5%
A nude model of Fargo, assuming you'd want him to pose for you.
72
2.3%
Hell, why not a nude model of Bill Gates while we're at it?
133
4.3%
A model of Jar Jar Binks so I can hear him scream when I kill him.
601
19.6%
None of the above - I like the models already planned.
622
20.3%

radium: Devil Doll! YEEAAAAAHHHH!
Fargo: I guess I'm too sexy for Quake 3.
Mix: Nude Fargo!? Dealing with it at work is enough, why would I want to see it in Quake?!
Fragmaster: A napkin named Terry.
Pappy-R: as long as there is no nude Fragmaster, I think we're OK.
Hellchick: Wow. Well, you people asked for it, so here it is.
pharcyde: A cigarette.

Which version of Q3:A are you going to buy?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Regular version (cardboard box)
670
21.9%
The tin limited-edition box
408
13.3%
Tin box? What tin box??
363
11.9%
Buy?! I'm a l33t WaReZ hax0r d00d!
422
13.8%
I'm not going to buy it. I'm going to walk into the local computer store wearing a ski-mask and toting a rocket launcher, and yell at the top of my lungs "Gimmie all your QUAKE!". And I'll watch the clerk run around madly grabbing both Elite and Regular versions and stuff them into a big bag for me, and as I leave I'll kindly say "Thank you, have a nice day" and gib them with a barrage of rocket fire. Then I'll strafe out of the store and rocket jump to my car. Umm...or something.
1187
38.9%

radium: I dunno.
Fargo: People with the elitez0r tin box will be so elite that they'll only play against each other on specially labelled "elitez0r" servers, where they will speak their own language consisting of numbers and brackets and slash characters. ... Count me among them.
Fragmaster: I'll buy the leather seat edition.
Pappy-R: I'm gonna buy the tin box, the regular version, the low cal, non fat or whatever other versions they come up with. BTW, Hellchick I need an advance on my salary now.
Hellchick: I'm going to buy the special, Ronco(tm) version from QVC that comes with a Salad Shooter(tm) and KitchenMaster(tm) for only 3 easy payments of $19.95.
pharcyde: The Unreal Tournament version.

Which mod would you most like to see for Q3:A?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Something Single Player.
658
21.7%
One of the 1.8 billion CTFs that will come out.
480
15.8%
The inevitable "Shotgun Shoots Faster" mod that comes out 19 minutes after release.
357
11.7%
Counterstrike Q3.
429
14.1%
Action Q3.
702
23.1%
Air Q3.
151
4.9%
Chewz0r Q3.
249
8.2%

radium: Chewz0r!
Fargo: Ch3wz0r: The "jump in the giant mouth" mod!
Mix: No option for Rocket Arena 3? The travesty!
Fragmaster: Shotgun Shoots Faster mod is looking pretty fly... it ain't no "One Shot Killah" tho. Chewz0r!
Pappy-R: I guess I'm the only one who cares about the "Random Acts of Paisly" Mod
Hellchick: I'm still waiting for the lunch lady mod.
pharcyde: Choke the chicken

What do you think of the Sarge Model in Q3:A?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Sarge, he's a bad mutha... hush yo' mouth! Just talkin' bout Sarge.
440
14.5%
I think he's a symbolic manifestation derived from a lamerz inferiority complex.
516
17%
If you are what you eat, this guy ate bad ass by the bushel.
409
13.5%
How cool is that? This guy can smoke a stogey while fraggin' your ass.
850
28%
Only cheaters use this guy cause he isn't blindfolded.
310
10.2%
Sarge model? How do you choose that?! I wanna be l33t!
215
7.1%
Sarge model... I can't even figure out how to zoom.
288
9.5%

radium: He's pretty nifty... but why the hell do the Q3A players make that clanging sound when they walk!?
Fargo: The Sarge smokes you faster than he smokes that cigar.
Mix: He's going to get cancer, you know.
Fragmaster: Smoking is bad for your health. If a stray rocket doesn't kill him, Mr. Stogie will do him in.
Pappy-R: I'm gonna take that stogey and grind it out in his...
Hellchick: Are you kidding me? I want to have Sarge's baby! Um, that is, if he could do that. You know, if he wasn't a computer model. Cause, you know, I'm not into that sort of thing. Uhh, I have to go sit over here now...
pharcyde: He's saucey

Planetquake polls keep on missing obvious answers to questions, meaning I have to give a response which doesn't _truly_ reflect my feelings on the subject.

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Yes.
573
18.7%
No.
58
1.8%
Hey, wait! This isn't a question!
944
30.8%
See, this answer right here doesn't truly reflect my feelings. Hold me.
1027
33.6%
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
453
14.8%
 
1
0%

radium: Either way, life goes on.
Fargo: Don't make me smack you.
Mix: My feeling are best put in to song: "I am the Radiskull! I will kill you one by one!"
Fragmaster: There needs to me more poll responses for idiots, such as "Yes, I enjoy a potted tuna."
Pappy-R: umm...exactly(?)
Hellchick: I'd enjoy a potted tuna, but I break out in hives.
pharcyde: ROFL!

If train A leaves the station at 2:13 pm and moves east at 40 kph, and train B leaves the station at 2:21 pm and moves west at 30 kph, and the stations are 15 km apart, what color is the engineer's hair in train A?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
I don't know.
40
1.3%
I don't care.
365
11.8%
Nothing, he's bald.
538
17.5%
e/m = 2V/[(B^2)(r^2)] .
674
21.9%
This is what you get when you let Hellchick do the poll, folks.
1453
47.3%

radium: Seven
Fargo: Could one of our readers discipline Hellchick please? Thanks.
Mix: 528.543678 ...approximately.
Fragmaster: He is bald, but he has on a blond wig so he can fool Engineer B and perhaps kiss him on the ear.
Pappy-R: Is that EST or CST?
Hellchick: Next week...QUANTUM MECHANICS! (instert standard evil laughter here)
pharcyde: 7


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