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Your worst nightmare is: [submitted by Phoenix]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Imperial storm troopers - armed with railguns and equipped with aimbots
26
11.1%
Getting slowly pecked to death by a swarm of hummingbirds with Quake logos on them
20
8.5%
A velociraptor with a plasma rifle that knows full well how to use it
12
5.1%
Waking up with a gold ring under your pillow with this note: "please take me to Mordor, but watch out for fiends and shamblers"
26
11.1%
A Strogg supertank painted with rainbow colors that's here to spread happiness and cheer to the whole world
55
23.6%
Arriving in the Arenas Eternal and finding out your name is "UnnamedPlayer"
94
40.3%

Bitter_Ivy: You know combined, I think I've had that dream. The answer I'd like to add...Trapped in an IRC channel with a bunch of l33t teenagers. ACK!
IceStorm: A QuakeCon without beer
Jube: The thought of Pappy-R first thing in the morning, hanging out at his computer doing PQ news in his droopy undies.
Pappy-R:Jube thinks far too much about my underwear, which just happens to be my worst nightmare!

If you could have any Quake Series powerup in real life, it would be... [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Quad Damage, 4x the ownage Dude.
35
15%
The Pentagram, hey, Satan sent me something...
30
12.9%
Fly, screw you rush hour!
46
19.8%
Invisibility, think of the possiblilities...
106
45.6%
Battle/Bio suit, Lava, Slime, and drowning no more!
1
0.4%
Who needs powerups, I cheat.... errrr, own u anyway
14
6%

Bitter_Ivy: OH, now invisibility is what I really need. I know exactly what I'd do, but you'd have to censor it here. >=)
IceStorm: Teleporter, no explanation needed.
Jube: Invisibility! I'd be like the ultimate perverted spy. No one's shower would be safe from my prying eyes.
Pappy-R: The god mode cheat so I can...Smite, smite, smite, smite smite!

Why does Ranger always wear a cap? [submitted by Eraser]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Every day is a bad hairday for Ranger.
28
12%
It makes him look mean. Grawl.
20
8.6%
To protect him from chopping off his own head with his axe.
20
8.6%
It's tradition man! Don't mess with tradition!
64
27.5%
Boobies. Whatever the question, boobies is always a correct answer
100
43.1%

Bitter_Ivy: Why do I have the distinct feeling that I've missed something...Once again.
IceStorm: Joobies!
Jube: I'm betting the cap is to hide his out of control afro or mohawk. Without the cap he'd be a sittin' duck out there on the battlefield.
Pappy-R: Hey, if a zombie was your barber you'd be wearing a skid-lid too!

What is your favorite Quake-motto? [submitted by wuz a handle??]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
"Kill everything that moves!" - (except RL and Railgun of course!!)
105
45.2%
"Eat this"
33
14.2%
"Quake is way cool ...... isn't that some TV-series ?"
4
1.7%
"To respawn or not to respawn?"
24
10.3%
"Whadda ya mean with 'R u cheating or what' ?"
17
7.3%
"D'ooh"
19
8.1%
"Next time you'll see....."
11
4.7%
"If you love something, set it free"
19
8.1%

Bitter_Ivy: "Eat this" is good, but it's not just for Quake.
IceStorm: If it moves, kill it. If it moved, shoot it again.
Jube: I don't have a motto, but I'll borrow "if you love something set it free", I'm diggin' that one.
Pappy-R: Our old Q1 clan motto which became the can name...Eat It!

What gibs mean to you? [submitted by voodoochopstiks]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Mmm, yummy, I'm starved!
27
11.6%
I hit myself again.
19
8.2%
Gibs????
4
1.7%
YEEHAW! Succesful frag!
106
45.8%
EEEW! I'm a pussy and I have com_blood set to 0!
10
4.3%
aahhh, my morning bath!
65
28.1%

Bitter_Ivy: Part of a balanced breakfast!
IceStorm: There's nothing like the smell of fresh gibs in the morning.
Jube: Gibs... giblets... turkey dinner. Mmm.
Pappy-R: You all forgot to answer in the form of a question! What are things that hit the walls with a wet smack Alex?

I come to PQ, 'cause? [submitted by mage111]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The information is gold baby! I got l33t gfx skills and get on POTD ez.
34
14.7%
Internet Explorer came installed with PQ as its homepage.
30
13%
Your momma said it was part of a complete diet!
16
6.9%
I thought this site had cheats... where are the cheats?
13
5.6%
Some bum on the street said to go here.
31
13.4%
Because it is the beginning, it is the end, it is omnipresent.
106
46%

Bitter_Ivy: There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
IceStorm: I am the heartless horseman.
Jube: I come to PQ because Pappy makes me. JUST KIDDING! ;) /me bends over for her daily Jube's been naughty paddling.
Pappy-R: Jube, that's a paddlin'! I have to live up to "omnipresent" now? Aww crap!

They gotta have the ______ in Doom III, or I'm gonna die! [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Exploding barrels of goo!
25
10.9%
Lowering platforms just filled with human hungry critters!
9
3.9%
Optional MIDI soundtrack. Old skool audio!
11
4.8%
Super Shotgun. A must have for imp popping good times.
36
15.7%
Chainsaw. When the ammo's gone, there's hacking to do!
54
23.5%
A Cyberdemon. Big, nasty, rocket tossing Cyber demons!
36
15.7%
Somebody's head on a stick.
58
25.3%

Bitter_Ivy: Call me a n00b, but I feel out of the loop on this one. (/me looks for a copy of Doom)
IceStorm: Super Quad Shotgun with an optional grenade launcher...all for a small price.
Jube: Automated pizza delivery. Like say you've been in the game for 3+ hours, it will automatically place an order to your local pizza joint! I think I should copyright this idea, if id sees it they'll be all over it. Hear that id, I want credit for this one! CREDIT (and large sums of money)!
Pappy-R: All of the above with a side order of "Ooops I believe I have soiled myself. Stupid Imp!"

Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day. She's also your mystic madam of the weekly
IceStorm takes care of two things for us - news, and PQ's "excess beer" problem.
Bitter_Ivy is one of our IRC pals that helps keep things...interesting. Whatever you do, don't mention chickens!


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