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PQ Poll
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— by PQ Staff


Quake 4 should have... [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
A gun that kills everyone on the map, includng you.
9
3.7%
A rail that shoots through walls and has an x-ray scope.
37
15.4%
An exploding monkey
32
13.3%
A cutscene of Jube and Pappy fighting with gauntlets
12
5%
Boobies, boobies, boobies
56
23.3%
All of the above
94
39.1%

Pappy-R: Well, a Jube VS Pappy fighting scene would be a short interuption in the game, but I think I'd have to go for the exploding monkey. You look like you need a monkey!
a madman: All I can say is... EXPLODING MONKEY! *BOOM*
Jube: Well normally I'd say the Jube and Pappy cut scene is a must... but I'd pretty much be happy with the exploding monkey.
IceStorm: Beer
Mr. Lake: An exploding dopefish. The marines have those now don't they? *[LDA]Mr. Lake almost dodged [MWA]Marine Wildlife Association's rocket.*

What would you do to get to QuakeCon? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Crawl over a pile of gibs
26
10.9%
Date Q3's Lucy *shudder* twice!
26
10.9%
Pluck your eyebrows and sell them on EBay
14
5.9%
Help Jube practice to finally beat Pappy in Quake
48
20.2%
Offer to carry comps from people's cars for free
41
17.2%
I'm registered and packing as we speak, cya there!
15
6.3%
Frag my way in! I'm tournament bound!
67
28.2%

Pappy-R: I'd crawl over a pile of gibs to sell Jube on EBay.
a madman: Pappy took mine! I guess I'm going to have to sell his eyebrows on eBay, then.
Jube: Hmm, I've already sunk about as low one can go... I'm catching a ride with Cyric from The Phobos Lab. What can I tell ya... desperate times call for desperate measures.
IceStorm: Drink more beer and eat the plentiful brownies from the brownie tree
Mr. Lake: Let's see, I could use the portal, or gamble with my personal teleporter...*vampf!*...ooh, it's cold over here.

Think we'll hear anything about Quake 4 at QuakeCon? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Nope, nothing until after D3 hits the scene
48
20.2%
Quake 4? 4? huh?
11
4.6%
If I told you, I'd have to kill you
23
9.7%
Yes, yeah, oui...we'd better *click*
22
9.2%
Maybe a little. Hints and hoaxes
39
16.4%
Quake 4 theatre? Please God!
21
8.8%
For the love of God...Boobies!
73
30.8%

Pappy-R: I'm thinking we may hear a bit, but this one is gonna be heavy on the DOOM3 juice. Now drink your DOOM3 juice every morning to start your day off right. It's CyberDemon certified!
a madman: Well, maybe you people won't hear anything about it. But I gots the mad connections, yo. And a small, easily-concealable tape-recorder. So you might hear a little something after all, heheheh...
Jube: I sure hope we'll hear something! I'm going to try to pry secrets out of developers by getting them tanked.
IceStorm: Beer, boobies, AND brownies. Its like the three B's!
Hellchick:
Mr. Lake: I just want to hear about anything Quake at QuakeCon. Correction...I just want to GO TO QUAKECON!

Why can't Jube beat Pappy at Quake? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Pappy's got voodoo hoodoo going and it isn't his video
21
8.9%
Ping, it's all ping, no wait... her server, nevermind.
18
7.6%
She won every time, but the names were changed to protect the innocent?
33
14.1%
Jube's still not quite got the whole move/fire thing going down
48
20.5%
Old skool wins, deal with it
74
31.6%
Pappy's got some of the boys on the grassy knoll. Crossfire is key.
40
17%

Pappy-R: Her kung-fu is weak. Very, very weak. Snatch this mouseball from my hand...if you can...Hey, no fair!
Jube: I don't know where you all get the idea that I CAN'T beat Pappy. It's just that I don't want to. :p I can't stand the sight of a grown man crying.
IceStorm: Does the word "sucketh" come to mind?
a madman: Not to get off the subject here or anything, but I'm glad that whatever Jube spiked Ice's brownies with has worn off now... but I'd say that Jube's problem is that she doesn't move the mouse right or click at the proper times. Or spike Pappy's beer.
Mr. Lake: Wow...Jube can't beat Pappy? *[LDA]Mr. Lake almost dodged OCI|Pappy-R's rocket.*

What kind of mod gets you going? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Nothing too drastic, just change some weapon damage and offer some server options
15
6.6%
New gameplay, new modes, new maps, but still Quake
71
31.2%
Just swap some graphics, throw in new sounds and I'm happy.
4
1.7%
Bust the weapon mold and go nuts. All new guns of destruction!
33
14.5%
All new. TC me baby, make it all different from gibs to spawn!
75
33%
Mods? What is this "mods" thing of which you speak?
29
12.7%

Pappy-R: I'm truly a sad individual. I can get all excited about pretty much any mod that changes things for me. Campy, kool or complete reworks, they all get me hot.
a madman: I'm big on things that explode. And monkeys.  EXPLODING MONKEY!
Jube: The kind of mod that is specifically for Quake 2. :o CTF, LMCTF, RA2, Jailbreak, Holy Wars, Lithium, Freeze Tag, Thunderwalker, Weapons Factory... I lub 'em all!
IceStorm: Insta-beer
Mr. Lake: Mods are a lot like life. Right now I've got a wife mod, a credit card debt mod, and a Chevy Geo mod.

Hardly any Poll questions came in last week because [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
My dog ate my questions...no, really!
35
15.1%
Jube set fire to the questions to warm her cold, cold heart
43
18.6%
Pappy used them to plug the hole in his roof
44
19%
A shambler at my questions, I can smell them on his breath.
50
21.6%
madman was hanging onto them and his comp lit up again, in honour of another QuakeCon!
19
8.2%
Questions? We don't need your steenking questions! (OK, that sucked, send questions!)
40
17.3%

Pappy-R: I'm not telling! *burp*
a madman: I blame the American educational system. And, um, monkeys.
Jube: Last week was sucktastic! Please people, don't force us to think for ourselves. :D
IceStorm: What's a question?
Mr. Lake: Seriously, um, I didn't submit any because of the satelites...they're watching me.


Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
IceStorm takes care of two things for us - news, and PQ's "excess beer" problem.
Mr. Lake is the creative director over at Lake's Digital Arts. We keep him in a cage and poke him with sticks until he makes maps. Then we poke him again.


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