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Which (classic) Quake mod from mid 1990's to 2000 do you miss playing the most? [submitted by JGH]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Thunderwalker CTF! 100% copyrighted pop culture references, 200% fun!
7
4.4%
Future Vs. Fantasy! Or should that be Purge? *cough*
4
2.5%
The original Team Fortress, up until the cheating and game exploits anyway...
39
24.8%
Those weird/cool maps and mods by Avatar and Wendigo (Blahbalicious anyone?)
7
4.4%
Rocket Arena! Threewave CTF! oh wait...
51
32.4%
Machinima! Speed running!
7
4.4%
Whichever mod JGH's sleep deprived brain is forgetting but should be here
42
26.7%

Pappy-R: wnat the old team Dm days back! Clanring was the wave and Death Row rode it all the way in.
a madman: Team Fortress devoured more of my time than any game previous or since. Q3F almost did it, but somehow it just wasn't the same. Phear the pipebomb!
Jube: Spoooon!

Fill in the blank: When a player dies because you shot them, you ______ them. [submitted by Mr. Lake]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
fragged
80
50.3%
killed
8
5%
0wN3d
28
17.6%
pw33n3d
17
10.6%
obliterated
6
3.7%
destroyed
2
1.2%
unmade
18
11.3%

Pappy-R: Blew...his/her...ass...uP!
a madman: Depends on if they explode or not.
Jube: As if. Although I do like "unmade". If I ever kill someone I'll be sure to use it!

Which upcoming game are you most looking forward to? [submitted by Phoenix]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Doom III: Chainsaw imp-slashing action, what could be better?
71
44.6%
Halflife II: Crowbars and headcrabs never looked better.
32
20.1%
Serious Sam - The Third Encounter: Well SS2 did say "To be Continued"
7
4.4%
You didn't list it, you silly bird! Something else!
6
3.7%
Quake IV: Gimme more Strogg to splatter!
31
19.4%
Duke Nukem Forever: We've been waiting forever it seems, but we still love Duke!
7
4.4%
Tron2.0: Time to take revenge for all those damned computer crashes...
5
3.1%

Pappy-R: While it looks like a season of some real gems, it's Doom 3 and Quake 4. In order of appearance, not preference. No, wait...err
a madman: Yikes, divided loyalties. If Doom 3 has a chainsaw, it's going to take some mad Strogg action to balance that. And HL2 has a dune buggy with a laser.
Jube: Quake IV all the way. I wish they'd start releasing some goodies so I can start my Q4 Shrine. I've got a closet cleaned out, chants prepared and candles at the ready!

How could Jube beat pappy? [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
cripple him the night before by dislocating his "fire" finger
15
9.4%
Make a nude Jube skin to distract him Hire a shambler mercenary
38
24%
Voodoo doll, poke poke
20
12.6%
*gasp* cheat, (deperation may take hold)
10
6.3%
all of the above with a load of luck
75
47.4%

Pappy-R: Look, it's not gonna happen. I played on her server and she even got a jump start! The only other thing I could do to help her is play "hide the fire button" on myself, and even then, she has to kill me more than herself. (Oh I'ma gonna die for dat one!)
a madman: With a wrench in a dark alleyway some night. Watch your back, Papster.
Jube: Gah. How many times do I have to say it? I lost on purpose. I feel bad for Pappy because of the whole halitosis thing he's got going on. So I tossed him a pity win, let's let it go now. ;)

If you were going to start a magazine based on Quake, what would it be? [submitted by Mr. Lake]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
"The Source" - Everything you wanted to know about the "engines" of carnage.
16
10.3%
"TriQsters" - The magazine of trick-jumping superstars.
9
5.8%
"Frag" - The fine arts of negotiating your kills, one rail slug at a time.
47
30.3%
"Mod SQuad" - The latest and greatest modifactions for your favorite flavor of Quake.
24
15.4%
"BFG: Bad Fragging Girls" - New pin-ups and centerfolds of your favorite Quake hotties.
20
12.9%
"Boobies" - ...but you already know what that's about, don't you?
39
25.1%

Pappy-R: Planet Quake has a nice ring to it. But mags are hampered by press times and publication distribution, so maybe a site. A site like....Planet Quake! Beep, Beep!
a madman: Trick jumps and porn are cool and all, but give me mods.
Jube: tart a magazine? Gah, I'm far too lazy for such endeavours, but I'll take a subscription to TriQsters please!

You see someone walking down da street blasting ppls with a Railgun, whaddaya do? [submitted by echisketch]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scream "hey I play Quake 2!"
25
15.9%
Piss your pants and run under the covers at home
2
1.2%
Pull up your penthouse magazine and ignore the dude
8
5%
(C) - repeat x1000
3
1.9%
Crap your pants and run under the covers at home
2
1.2%
Pull out a RL and blast dat mudda*bleep*er!
114
72.6%
(B) - repeat x10000
3
1.9%

Pappy-R: I'd be bumming. The US politicians would have a field day with blaming a Railgun nut on computer games. Quake and Arnie would get chewed! But first, onto teaching echisketch to spellorize!
a madman: Would you believe this is the twice-edited version of the question? Tricky, balancing keeping the original "flavor" (read: awfulness) of the original entry with readability.
Jube: his question is just begging to become a nasty fetish flick. Penthouse... pee... poop... What's up with that? Hmm? Hmmm? ;)


Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.


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