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If you had to suffer death by Quake, how would you want to go? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
*glug glug* Swimming with the fishies.
9
4.7%
Back flip into the hot bubbly.
14
7.4%
A trip into the fog of death.
26
13.7%
Cratering off the high board.
17
8.9%
A McGib meal for Shambler
24
12.6%
Incinerated by a minty BFG blast.
86
45.5%
Just toss me on the spikes.
13
6.8%

Pappy-R: Heart attack during sex...with a shambler running the camera.
a madman: Think I'll go for a swan dive into the fog. Die like you lived, right?
Jube: I'd definitely go with the BFG blast... crisp, clean and quick. I'm a big wuss, I couldn't handle the pain and suffering of the other choices.
Hellchick: I think a BFG blast would be the quickess and most painless. And it's easy clean up, too!

When you play you act... [submitted by ]{ami]{aze]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Like a statue, expressionless and motionless except for the hands
42
22.1%
like an evil child, huge sadistic grin and blank stare
35
18.4%
like I'm in the game! Move to look round corners and fall off the chair when fragged
32
16.8%
A, with B, and a lot of noob thrashing
23
12.1%
it all depends on how long, and how caffienated/inebriated
58
30.5%

Pappy-R: Normally mild mannered and stone faced I think. But I have blank spots in my memory of some matches, so...
Jube: I sit so deep in concentration and stiff when I play that rigor mortis and post mortem lividity set in!
Hellchick: I tend to move around a lot. And I swear. A LOT.
a madman: It's true. HC is like a sailor. I think I have her beat on sheer volume and ridiculousness, though. I sound like I have Tourettes if I get really irritated. ("assbiting monkey!")

While Having Sex [submitted by Count Zero]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Have you ever suddenly worked out a part of game you have been trying to do for weeks
36
20.2%
Pretend Your Duke Nukem and hand your partner money Saying "Shake it Baby"
32
17.9%
worked out another TDM tactic for ya next clan match
6
3.3%
Pretended ya Partners body parts where Gaming Devices !
25
14%
Fantasise about Game Models
18
10.1%
Dress Your Partner up in neon blue and call them a Quadded Hoar!
25
14%
Got bored and gone and played quake!!
36
20.2%

Pappy-R: When I Quake, I Quake. 'Nuff said.
a madman: Yikes, these answers are scary. Think I'll stick with the "body parts = gaming devices," though. Nothing like force feedback...
Jube: Sex? Wassat?
Hellchick: I like to keep my gaming and my nookie separate, thanks.

Which ACME product would you most like to see in Quake 4 ... [submitted by J.T.RippeR]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Anvils
25
13.8%
Do it yourself tornado kit
18
10%
Rocket powered rollerskates
18
10%
Portable hole
69
38.3%
Jet propelled pogo stick
15
8.3%
Ultimatum Dispatcher
12
6.6%
Giant rubber band
23
12.7%

Pappy-R: This one needed an "Or all of the above option" badly! I'd go for the "Jet propelled pogo stick" every time though. Strafe jumping canyons on Stoggos baby!
a madman: How about the ACME delivery trucks? Drop an order for a BFG in the mailbox and 5 seconds later it's lying at my feet. Now that's customer service!
Jube: Definitely need some anvil action. A loony tunes mod would rock. Incorporate all of those things into the game. That'd be quite the laugh.
Hellchick: the portable hole! But then I'd likely trip and fall into it myself.

How do you contribute to the Quake community? [submitted by Mr. Lake]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I make maps...and you play them...it's nature's way.
25
14.1%
Mods are what I do...I've made so many it can't be considdered Quake anymore.
10
5.6%
Modeling is fun! I wear great clothes and throw up a lot! Oh, you mean PLAYER -MODELS...yeah, I make those.
3
1.6%
Photoshop fiend...I paint the world you play in.
10
5.6%
Music's my thing...can't frag without a decent beat.
9
5%
I'm not talented per say, I just review stuff and have opinions.
21
11.8%
I answer these damn poll questions. Now show me b00bies!
99
55.9%

Pappy-R: The other day I noticed my right shoe was improperly laced. So I fixed it. Right there and then. What was the question again?
a madman: I am a talentless hack who posts stuff on PQ and wrote mods back in the dawn of prehistory.
Jube: I talk dirty in IRC. Does that count? Hey, someone's gotta do it.
Hellchick: I've made maps, and right now I'm working on a mod called Detonator Q3A! Oh, and I used to run a little site about Quake...what was it called again?...Hmmm...

How many keys/bunds do you normally use when you quake? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Four, does the fire button count? Five!
20
11.2%
More than five, less than a dozen. I've got what it takes.
77
43.5%
12 to 17 I've got binds, you've got binds...
35
19.7%
More than 17 and less than 25, a little chat never hurts.
18
10.1%
More than 25! Weapons, moving, chat, team strats and an instant pizza order key!
27
15.2%

Pappy-R: Yes I wrote the question. Yes I called them "bunds". Yes I'm wearing very uncomfortable underwear right now as punishment. Oh, and I use about 14, 15, 16, 17... /bind h "say Cut that out!"
a madman: I stopped when I filled up my Nostromo for stuff like Enemy Territory, so that's 14-ish. The Q3 config is as barebones as you can get.
Jube: 6!
Hellchick: At least 12 to 17. I'm all over that thang.


Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
Hellchick gave up a promising career in the exciting field of astrophysics to make a job out of playing Quake.


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