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My pipe is... [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
So phat, you know you wanna touch it! (T1 or better)
22
12.5%
It's not the size of the pipe, it's how you use it... and boy do I use it! (DSL)
53
30.1%
More like a straw with holes in it. (56k or less)
31
17.6%
I have pipe envy, but things could be worse. (Cable)
45
25.5%
How rude! You could at least wine and dine me before asking about my pipe.
25
14.2%

Pappy-R: The Bunker's on 4mb/640 kb....And no it doesn't really help my game. DOH!
a madman: Cable modem = teh sexay!
Jube: Is anyone else feeling oddly aroused by this question? My cable is sucking lately, so I'd have to say I have a bit of pipe envy.
Hellchick: I've got DSL with a pretty respectable speed. Fear my rail! Actually, don't fear my rail as I'm not very good with it, low ping or no.
Mr. Lake: Me and my D.rastically S.low L.ine get along just great...drastically.

Your new neighbor tells you he has a pet Fiend. Uhuh, right. Then, he shows it to you! You would... [submitted by Phoenix]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Lay off the (insert favorite chemical)here for a few weeks.
7
4%
Think it was awesome and make little cutesy noises at it and pet it
17
9.7%
Run. Run some more.
15
8.5%
Go home and partake of even more of option A.
16
9.1%
Realize that he must be a Quake minion in disguise, and axe-murder them both!
43
24.5%
Ask him where he got it, and get one for yourself.
77
44%

Pappy-R: Right after I got some new shorts I'd be gettin' hooked up with my own little mass of mayhem. They take less yard than a Shambler.
a madman: Hell, I'd own a fiend if it weren't for my landlord's stupid no-pets policy. Guess I'll have to stick with the zombies.
Jube: My neighbor is more than welcome to unleash his fiend any time he likes!
Hellchick: I'd axe-murder them! And that's regardless.
Mr. Lake: Ideally I would introduce him/it to my pet shambler and watch them play together...but then I wake up to find that my neighbor has an iguana and I have a beta fish...it's almost the same thing.

To make up for August 29th... [submitted by Mr. Lake]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Boobies
14
8%
Boobies Boobies
25
14.3%
Ultra Boobies
33
18.9%
Quake stuff
43
24.7%
Boobies II
9
5.1%
Boobies X
21
12%
Boobies Classic
29
16.6%

Pappy-R: Err...just exactly how old are the "classic boobies"?
a madman: August 29? Nothing to apologize for. Nothing!
Jube: Do you deliver, Lake? I'll take some Classic Boobie with a side order of Quake Stuff. Wear that skimpy little blue number, you know the one I mean...
Hellchick: Er, I'll take Quake stuff, please. I don't need boobies.
Mr. Lake: I'll have you know this question was well warranted...even my wife likes boobies.

Have you ever given out your Q3 CD Key? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes, I got scammed when I was a naive little n00b.
1
0.5%
Yes, I gave it away when I quit Q3 for a while.
4
2.3%
I don't play Q3 engine games.
13
7.5%
No way, never! Don't bother asking, I'm taking it to the grave!
113
65.3%
Yes, I loaned it out to a relative or trusted friend.
31
17.9%
Hell yeah, I give it out all the time. Give me your email, I'll send it right over!
11
6.3%

Pappy-R: Oh sure, and here's a copy if ya need one for your pirated copy: 4r3y0ufr34k1n9k1dd1n9
a madman: My CD key is "3."
Jube: NO ONE ANSWER! It's a trick! Hellchick is going to turn us all in! /me looks out the window to see if the id police are casing the joint.
Hellchick: Like I'm that dumb.
Mr. Lake: LDAI-TGSE-LTMT-ADMQ-3M ...and no, it won't work for you.

If a Quake movie came out, who'd play QuakeGuy (Ranger in Q3)? [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Kurt Russell
24
13.9%
Bruce Willis
26
15.1%
Wesley Snipes
3
1.7%
Russell Crowe
22
12.7%
Other
24
13.9%
Sylvester Stallone
6
3.4%
Mel Gibson
5
2.9%
Arnold Schwarzenegger
26
15.1%
Dolph Lundgren
14
8.1%
Vin Diesel
22
12.7%

Pappy-R: I surprised myself with my choice of Russell Crowe.
a madman: Danny Trejo! Wait, I was thinking of who should play in the new "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory." I think Vin's a shoe-in.
Jube: Definitely Kurt Russell! He's getting up there in age, but he's still a hotty and I think he'd do the role of QuakeGuy proud.
Hellchick: Oooh, good list! Kurt Russell? Eh, maybe. But I'm partial to either Bruce Willis or Vin Diesel. I bet Diesel could do the grunt better than anyone else, so that seals it.
Mr. Lake: It doesn't matter, so long as Christopher Walken is in it to make me laugh.

Naked Quake skins are... [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Funny
33
19.4%
Disgusting
4
2.3%
Immature
27
15.8%
Sexy (yes, I'm hard up).
6
3.5%
In Quake they're funny; in Quake 3 they're too realistic.
23
13.5%
Yay for Boobies!
77
45.2%

Pappy-R: They can be funny, but they get old real quick. Not unlike...
a madman: I (heart) my naked Klesk skins.
Jube: Naked skins in Quake are definitely funny. Naked skins in Q2 are kind of amusing. Naked skins in Q3 didn't really turn my crank.
Hellchick: I vote "funny"!
Mr. Lake: One word..."essential". I mean, how do you build an intimate relationship with your beloved Quake persona if you can never see him/her/it naked...right Klesk?


Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
IceStorm takes care of two things for us - news, and PQ's "excess beer" problem.
Hellchick gave up a promising career in astrophysics to make a job out of Quake. She also holds the GameSpy record for "most inflatable sheep named Pearl."
Mr. Lake is a regular poll contributer, and a mapper that we keep in a cage and poke with sticks. It makes him map faster, honest.


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