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My pipe is... [submitted by PQ]
|So phat, you know you wanna touch it! (T1 or better)|
|It's not the size of the pipe, it's how you use it... and boy do I use it! (DSL)|
|More like a straw with holes in it. (56k or less)|
|I have pipe envy, but things could be worse. (Cable)|
|How rude! You could at least wine and dine me before asking about my pipe.|
Pappy-R: The Bunker's on 4mb/640 kb....And no it doesn't really help my game.
a madman: Cable modem = teh sexay!
Jube: Is anyone else feeling oddly aroused by this question? My cable is
sucking lately, so I'd have to say I have a bit of pipe envy.
Hellchick: I've got DSL with a pretty respectable speed. Fear my rail! Actually, don't fear my rail as I'm not very good with it, low ping or no.
Mr. Lake: Me and my D.rastically S.low L.ine get along just great...drastically.
Your new neighbor tells you he has a pet Fiend. Uhuh, right. Then, he shows it to you! You would... [submitted by Phoenix]
|Lay off the (insert favorite chemical)here for a few weeks.|
|Think it was awesome and make little cutesy noises at it and pet it|
|Run. Run some more.|
|Go home and partake of even more of option A.|
|Realize that he must be a Quake minion in disguise, and axe-murder them both!|
|Ask him where he got it, and get one for yourself.|
Pappy-R: Right after I got some new shorts I'd be gettin' hooked up with my
own little mass of mayhem. They take less yard than a Shambler.
a madman: Hell, I'd own a fiend if it weren't for my landlord's stupid no-pets policy. Guess I'll have to stick with the zombies.
Jube: My neighbor is more than welcome to unleash his fiend any time he
Hellchick: I'd axe-murder them! And that's regardless.
Mr. Lake: Ideally I would introduce him/it to my pet shambler and watch them play
together...but then I wake up to find that my neighbor has an iguana and I
have a beta fish...it's almost the same thing.
To make up for August 29th... [submitted by Mr. Lake]
Pappy-R: Err...just exactly how old are the "classic boobies"?
a madman: August 29? Nothing to apologize for. Nothing!
Jube: Do you deliver, Lake? I'll take some Classic Boobie with a side order
of Quake Stuff. Wear that skimpy little blue number, you know the one I
Hellchick: Er, I'll take Quake stuff, please. I don't need boobies.
Mr. Lake: I'll have you know this question was well warranted...even my wife likes boobies.
Have you ever given out your Q3 CD Key? [submitted by PQ]
|Yes, I got scammed when I was a naive little n00b.|
|Yes, I gave it away when I quit Q3 for a while.|
|I don't play Q3 engine games.|
|No way, never! Don't bother asking, I'm taking it to the grave!|
|Yes, I loaned it out to a relative or trusted friend.|
|Hell yeah, I give it out all the time. Give me your email, I'll send it right over!|
Pappy-R: Oh sure, and here's a copy if ya need one for your pirated copy:
a madman: My CD key is "3."
Jube: NO ONE ANSWER! It's a trick! Hellchick is going to turn us all in!
/me looks out the window to see if the id police are casing the joint.
Hellchick: Like I'm that dumb.
Mr. Lake: LDAI-TGSE-LTMT-ADMQ-3M ...and no, it won't work for you.
If a Quake movie came out, who'd play QuakeGuy (Ranger in Q3)? [submitted by PQ]
Pappy-R: I surprised myself with my choice of Russell Crowe.
a madman: Danny Trejo! Wait, I was thinking of who should play in the new "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory." I think Vin's a shoe-in.
Jube: Definitely Kurt Russell! He's getting up there in age, but he's still
a hotty and I think he'd do the role of QuakeGuy proud.
Hellchick: Oooh, good list! Kurt Russell? Eh, maybe. But I'm partial to either Bruce Willis or Vin Diesel. I bet Diesel could do the grunt better than anyone else, so that seals it.
Mr. Lake: It doesn't matter, so long as Christopher Walken is in it to make me laugh.
Naked Quake skins are... [submitted by PQ]
|Sexy (yes, I'm hard up).|
|In Quake they're funny; in Quake 3 they're too realistic.|
|Yay for Boobies!|
Pappy-R: They can be funny, but they get old real quick. Not unlike...
a madman: I (heart) my naked Klesk skins.
Jube: Naked skins in Quake are definitely funny. Naked skins in Q2 are kind
of amusing. Naked skins in Q3 didn't really turn my crank.
Hellchick: I vote "funny"!
Mr. Lake: One word..."essential". I mean, how do you build an intimate relationship with your beloved Quake persona if you can never see him/her/it naked...right Klesk?
Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
Who are these people, anyway?
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
IceStorm takes care of two things for us - news, and PQ's "excess beer" problem.
Hellchick gave up a promising career in astrophysics to make a job out of Quake. She also holds the GameSpy record for "most inflatable sheep named Pearl."
Mr. Lake is a regular poll contributer, and a mapper that we keep in a cage and poke with sticks. It makes him map faster, honest.