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In the up and coming grudge match of Pappy-R vs. kuroyasha, who will own who? [submitted by kuroyasha]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The children are the real winners.
76
43.1%
Kuro will smoke Pappy-R like canadian bacon!
20
11.3%
Kuro will win by default, since Pappy-R will cancel at the last minute due to 'work'.
16
9%
Pappy's gonna clean this boy's clock just for showin' up.
20
11.3%
Pappy will win by default since kuro's nver around when Pappy's on the server. Coincidence?
44
25%

Pappy-R: Just so he knows what he's dealing with, the first three kills will be by shotgun.
a madman: Who? Wha? There's a grudge?
Jube: I win! I guessed that Pappy would bail. I now crown you kuroyasha, king of the pygmy plushies!
Mr. Lake: A sudden and inexplicable congenital heart defect has befallen one of the contestants, leaving _______ as our champion. Sorry, I just can't take sides on this one.

While Returning From Night Out at Pub / Club With m8's [submitted by Count Zero]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
You and all ya m8's strafed jumped all the way Home ?
23
13.5%
Grabbed the Nearest Fire Hose and Turned it on ya m8s screaming eat LG Biatch's
5
2.9%
Get in a Fight , Knock them out , turn to ya m8s and shout "HUMILIATION!!!!"
25
14.7%
Knock on someones door wait for them to answer then Run off screaming the "Shamblers after me the Shamblers after me !!"
15
8.8%
Wait for ya m8 to stand on a drain Cover , Knock Him to the floor and run off shouting "Spawn Frag"
15
8.8%
Spy a Bunch of lasses and all shout out "Show Us ya Boobies!!!"
32
18.8%
Discussed How this Current part of Town would make a great Map!!
55
32.3%

Pappy-R: My youth is scarred by careless rocket jumping after hitting the bars.
a madman: I swear to God I never want to see the word "m8" in a poll again.
Jube: Arrr matey, have you ever seen a grown man naked before?
Mr. Lake: My "m8" and I are a little too old for night out at the pub / club....however, there's still plenty of HUMILIATION to go around.

Do you download and play custom q3 maps? [submitted by kuroyasha]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Only if I need it to play on a server.
53
31.3%
Only if reviewer (X) gives it a good rap
33
19.5%
I play every map that comes off the press, just like I do with new items at McDonalds
6
3.5%
I greedily search mapper websites and select them myself.
29
17.1%
Fool, I create my OWN q3 maps, I dont need any others.
15
8.8%
Only those that are released with a mod.
27
15.9%
Only if reviewer (X) gives it a bad rap
6
3.5%

Pappy-R: Of course...I even download in my sleep!
a madman: It's true, the man is an animal. If animals downloaded and played Quake maps, that is.
Jube: I download maps when Pappy pulls out the bull whip on me. I play loads of RtCW, ET, Quake and Quake 2 customs, but for some reason I'm slow on the draw when it comes to Q3. /me bends over and anxiously awaits spanking.
Mr. Lake: I download my own maps because no one else will. :( (1 2 3 4 5)

If you eat a bowl of cereal or an english muffin at 3 in the afternoon, and it's the first meal of your day ... what meal is that? [submitted by painQuin]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I just woke up, so it's breakfast
81
48.2%
Lunch, because it's lunchtime
18
10.7%
Dinner, for some inexplicable reason involving water buffalo
14
8.3%
I don't eat.
11
6.5%
Alright, who posted this question?
44
26.1%

Pappy-R: Bowl of cereal? Muffin? That's the wrong flippin' meal no matter what time it is!
a madman: Why would I be up at 3 in the afternoon?
Jube: Argh, this question requires too much thought! If a rocket is travelling at 100MPH, painQuin is standing in water with the lightening gun, Colonel Mustard has the screwdriver in the billiards room, then how many sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Mr. Lake: The word "breakfast" when broken down literally means "breaking the fast" or "to end the fasting between meals". But I don't eat anything except water buffalo (which Jessica Simpson and I think is actually made of water).

As far as marriage goes... [submitted by JKT]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I'm saving myself for when they figure out a way to extract DNA from computerized data, and finally clone Crash. (it couldn't hurt if she was turned on by the smell of Cheetos and B.O.)
11
6.5%
I'm a female gamer, gimme some Carmack-shun!!
3
1.7%
If my woman doesn't like Quake, I'll just have to continue both of the relationships in secret.
31
18.4%
I like a girl with personality. Yup, a nice D-Cup personality.
39
23.2%
Actually, I'm of a different persuasion... *winks at Shambler*
11
6.5%
Ummm... hello nerds? You guys really need to learn to draw the line between Quake and reality. *avoids multiple rail slugs*
31
18.4%
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
42
25%

Pappy-R: I married a female fragger. Heaven's a lot like this I bet.
a madman: Thinking of most of you people married gives me chills.
Jube: As far as marriage goes... chance would be a fine @&!%*# thing.
Mr. Lake: /Me looks at wife, brandishing all mighty trout of matrimony...

It's down the the last ten seconds in a Team Dm match and you just grabbed Quad. [submitted by PQ]

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Time for a plasma rampage! Teammates should hide like bunnies.
59
34.9%
LG baby, tickle them with the tip
21
12.4%
This is where I get team killed right?
25
14.7%
Rockets everywhere, I head for open ground
26
15.3%
I've just killed myself again
38
22.4%

Pappy-R: Clean up in aisle 6!
a madman: What, no "quad rail rampage" option? Actually, I'll stick with lighting for the kills/sec potential.
Jube: Oops I did it again. :(
Mr. Lake: Continue camping.


Who are these people, anyway?

Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
Mr. Lake is the creative director over at Lake's Digital Arts. We keep him in a cage and poke him with sticks until he makes maps. Then we poke him again.


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