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How do you travel to/from your work? [submitted by Zanuff]
|by strafe jumping|
Pappy-R: I work where I live...or live where I work. Either way, HELP!
a madman: I'm boring. I drive.
Jube: Work sounds too much like work, try not to touch the stuff.
Mr. Lake: Teleporter...if only cars on the freeway could tele-frag.
You're playing Threewave Capturestike and your team is on Defense. Your strategy is: [submitted by pF.Rumor]
|Race to the middle of the map and die in a blaze-O-glory.|
|Camp the flag muttering, "Can't touch dis..."|
|Blast your way past the enemy team; race into their undefended base and stare at the white flag thinking, "Oh . . . DEFENSE."|
|Hmm, "Strategy: (noun) an elaborate and systematic plan of action . . . who knew?|
|Fire wildly! Run out of rockets! Fear the SPAM!!!|
|Kill the entire enemy team with cold, methodical precision.|
Pappy-R: Oh there is no way they're getting to even touch the flag! nasty little flag touchers!
a madman: Same strategy I always use, "shoot anything that's the other color." I usually waste most of my rockets sniping at banners and lights on the way to the enemy flag...
Jube: Spam, but not of the rocket variety. I leave a trail of canned meat in my wake like little landmines of stinky love!
Mr. Lake: May some heavenly power strike me down if I am wrong when I say there are absolutely NO strategic multiplayer games anywhere...ever. Need proof?
(BLUETEAM1: Someone get the flag! BLUETEAM2: F**K YOU I HAVE A GIANT PENIS!)
Which editor do you use? [submitted by railed_by_himself]
|Quark no matter how freakin' hard it is to use.|
|I suck at mapping.|
Pappy-R: Last one I used was QERadiant. Yup, been a while.
a madman: I still swear by QuArK... never read a manual or looked at an online tutorial and I can map with it. I can't even place a freaking BRUSH in Radiant.
Jube: We'll take the "I suck at mapping" option and multiply that by ten.
Mr. Lake: Not to one-up "railed_by_himself", but before Radiant I used Virtus DMM. It
scaled to units of 10 instead of 8 and was horible with texture alignment,
but the brush properties editor was heaven.
What is Gray Matter doing with Lake now that they have him? [submitted by Xion]
|Feed him treats, then sream, "MAPS!MAPS!" until he makes one.|
|Throw him in the Ape Pit. If he wins, he gets paid. If he loses, well...|
|Something involving rocket jumps and boobies.|
|They're using him as a weapon so they can finally win in a game of Q3 against id.|
|Who says Lake didn't hire them?|
Pappy-R: Trinity...come back Trinity!
a madman: For once I agree with Pappy.
Jube: I'm betting Lake is in charge of organizing the weekly hot dog eating contests.
Mr. Lake: That's a good question...since by now everyone knows that Trinity has been
canceled...what am I doing?
What do you do after you frag someone? [submitted by Phoenix]
|Taunt a few times while running in circles|
|Smack talk! I s0 pw33n3d j00 d00d!|
|All of the above|
|I just find someone else to frag.|
Pappy-R: 'Tis better to give than to recieve, so frag that sumbitch again!
a madman: "Now serving number 87!"
Jube: I hear that getting a frag is almost like having sex, so I guess I'd have to go have a cigarette.
Mr. Lake: Bathe in sweet gib shower of victory!
Where does the Chthon name comes from ? [submitted by BuZ]
|The 1967 novel "Chthon" by Piers Antony, about a guy in a jail-planet.|
|Some derivate / alternate name, for Cthulhu.|
|From " J't'own ! ", french for " I 0wN J00! "|
|Some deformation of the word chiken.|
|Isn't The House of Chthon a big spit-roaster after all ?|
|From sanskrit "stana", which means... BOOBIES !|
Pappy-R: "Chthon" is simply the result of a type-o, the original name "Herb" has now been lost in the echoes of time.
a madman: Greek khthon, "earth." See also chthonic. C'mon, people, where's your vocabulary?
Jube: I'm going with French for $200, Alex!
Mr. Lake: Chthon me this...
Pappy-R is the PlanetQuake Site Director and ensures that all the coolness on PQ that happens, happens.
Who are these people, anyway?
a madman is the official PQ Content Manager, and when he's not doing that he's insulting people in the Mailbag. It's a good job.
Jube runs the morning shift around here, and posts more news before 9 am than most people do all day.
Mr. Lake is the creative director over at Lake's Digital Arts. We keep him in a cage and poke him with sticks until he makes maps. Then we poke him again.