Pappy-R: A high steady ping is something I can deal with. Packet loss on the other hand is punishable by death.
a madman: 250 unless I'm in a snipe-y kind of mood.
Jube: I did play on a Russian server once... it was for a 2v2 Action Quake 2
match. Not very playable, but ping doesn't bother me much.
Hellchick: It's got to be under 3 digits or I get stabby.
Pappy-R: Well I'm not "Pappy" 'cause I just made it through puberty!
a madman: Old enough to know better, but younger than any of those old fogeys.
Jube: Eeep... what a horrible, horrible question. 30-39. Now let's see if Pappy squirms out. ;)
Hellchick: 31. I'm an old lady. And if you say anything I'll whack you with my cane.
Pappy-R: You all go to where stuff wants to hurt/rip/tear/eat you and I'll finally try the SIMS, k?
a madman: I'm thinking an RPG is the way to go here. Get rich and powerful by fighting endless hordes of bunnies, forest imps, and other malicious beasts. I'd take up skydiving without a parachute and Russian roulette if I had 9999 hps.
Jube: I already DO live in a game world. ;) It wouldn't be any of those listed though, too scary and always running for your life. Eeep. I'd probably choose EverQuest, lots of safe areas where you can just hang out.
Hellchick: Quake. I just want to know what it feels like to REALLY rocket jump.
Pappy-R: Umm...I'm naked now.
a madman: Most of the people I know who play Quake are NOT people I would want to see naked. That goes for bosses, too - put some damn pants on, Pappy!
Jube: I bet Mr. Lake plays Strip Quake every weekend. I wouldn't play, but if anyone ever sets up a Strip Quake webcam then be sure to send me the link. :)
Hellchick: It's all about the Underoos, baby. Wonder Woman for me.
Pappy-R: Die die die die die!
a madman: I'm not really sure you rate spam - nor, if you could, how any of these categories is a rating. Wouldn't "irritating" be a better category than any of these?
Jube: Eww, you put spam in Mac and Cheese? You're a very sick man, Lake.
Hellchick: thanks to spam, I now have a size EEE chest, a 12" penis, 100 subscriptions to porn, and I'm now rich beyond my wildest dreams thanks to my 10% cut from the exiled President of Nigeria. Thanks, spam! (makes the thumbs up sign)
Pappy-R: I'd have to go with something from Doom since they'd be more wheelchair friendly.
a madman: The Edge would be a bit breezy and doesn't have enough bedrooms, but still it might look good with a little koi pond in the atrium. I've got to vote for Claustrophobopolis - having an indoor lava pool would make my day.
Jube: Hrm lemme think. I'd definitely go with a World of PADman map. Any of them really, they all look amazing.
Hellchick: q2dm1! The map is very feng shui, don't you agree?