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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You should get into some of those creative hobbies that you
always said you wanted to do. You'll meet new friends if you try new activities. You need a change
of pace. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Play your some up-beat CDs or MP3s in the
background while you play, the music will keep your adrenaline level high and increase your gaming
fun factor! There may be some ruffled feathers in your clan right now, with the group dividing into
two teams. Remember that there are lots of different personalities involved here, try to bridge the
gap to bring the two sides together again.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Minor accidents could occur if you don't take precautions. Do
not get involved with individuals who are already committed to others. You will easily capture the
interest of those you talk to, spend some extra time chatting with gaming pals, whether it be on your
favourite gaming forums, in IRC/ICQ or in-game. Your best game day this week will be Sunday.
Frag around staircases and ladders for increased kills. Your best maps will be ones with lots of
outdoor terrain and vehicles on the maps. You may be suspected of cheating this week, take it as
a compliment and don't blow your cool!
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Don't put all your cash in one place. This is not the time to
lend or borrow money or possessions. Losses are likely if you aren't careful where you leave your
valuables. You may have difficulties with in-laws or family members. You are best not to confide
in anyone right now, not even trusted clanmates. Sort situations out as best you can. Your best game
day this week will be Friday. Use humor to diffuse clan disputes, both arguing within the group
and testy disputes with opposing clans. Your witty rapport will help put everyone at ease so that
reasonible discussions may take place. Someone you know may accuse another of cheating this week,
try to keep the situation from getting out of hand, your friend's reputation is at stake.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Get busy doing all those things at home that you have been
putting off for so long. Someone you live with will get angry if you are neglecting your duties.
You may find out that someone has not been completely honest with you. Be willing to listen, but
don't be fooled. Your best game day this week will be Monday. There's a strong female connection
for you this week, a female clanmate, girlfriend or wife will cause strife. The female clanmate
may be upset when others do not agree with her opinion, try to diffuse the situation with humor
or reason. Things will be back to normal soon. Your clan is either on a winning streak or about
to enter into one. Your best weapon this week will be the Railgun, or Lightning Gun in Q1.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You need to interact with others if you want to expand your
knowledge. Reciprocate by offering helpful hints. Deception and erratic behavior on your domestic scene
will lead to outbursts of anger and major family disputes. Try not to takes sides. Your best game
day this week will be Wednesday. If you're in a clan then spend a lot of time practicing for the
next big game, it will be a very hard fought battle. Encourage your clanmates to warm up well prior
to the game and you will see the cards unfold in your favour. You will suspect someone of cheating
this week, and they may be. Instead of getting upset, take pride in the fact that you can take
them down regardless of their possible dodgy actions!
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): You like to stay busy and now is your chance to do just that. You
will be uncertain of your feelings. You may lose your popularity suddenly; someone you know
could be trying to undermine you. If you've been considering leaving your current clan for a new one,
do not tell others of your plans until you've made your final decision. Your best game day this week
will be Thursday. While in-game, keep spirits high and compliment individual efforts you see from
your opponents, you'll make their day and feel good about things yourself! Your best maps will be
those with lots of outdoor terrain, specifically plenty of grey rock.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Secret affairs will come back to haunt you. Try to be fair
in your dealings with acquaintances. You must not lead someone on or show interest in them for
the wrong reasons. Emotional deception is evident. Try to be honest when dealing with your mate.
Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Someone has been trying to get accepted to your clan,
in this case look at enthusiasm over skill. With a little work this person will improve and
become one of your most valued members. Don't worry about feeling superstitious, keep your
lucky charm near for an increased frag count! Your best weapon this week will be the Grenade
Launcher, pop those pills leaving a trail of gibs in your wake!
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Do not let people blow situations out of proportion. You are best
to avoid confrontations. You could have a tendency to spend too much entertainment.
You may have a problem with someone you live with if you don't include them in your gathering.
Your best game day this week will be Friday. If your favourite mod's community is getting a little
stale then consider taking the upperhand to raise enthusiasm within the group. Perhaps organize
a short theme tournament to raise spirits and increase interest, such as a US vs Canada game, or
Guys vs Gals. Your clan is either on a losing streak or about to enter into one, try to keep
the focus on having fun and don't lose faith. Things will perk up soon.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): You can make a difference if you take a position of leadership.
Misunderstandings at work, school or in your clan could easily lead to your demise. Avoid scandals
of any sort. Try to be precise in your communications. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday.
For some added fragging fun and a chance to improve your rail skills, try some low gravity
Instagib! Play it regularly over the week and you'll come out of the experience with greatly
improved aim. Don't be too hastey with the compliments, someone on your favourite server may be
cheating, at the same time, do not begin to suspect everyone who plays a good game! Your best
maps this week will be ones with lots of bright colours, reds, blues and yellows. The cheery
colours will put you right into the fragging zone!
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Do not borrow or lend money or belongings to friends or relatives
if you wish to avoid any disagreements. You may have a tendency to put on weight. This will be a
good week for research and for sitting down with some good, informative reading material. Unexpected
visitors are likely. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Pay particular attention to
complimenting individual efforts within your clan, not just for their skill on the battlefield, but
for the work they do to keep things running well. Let them know that their hard work is not going
unnoticed. Go ahead and challenge that team that you've been avoiding, you'll find that your skills
are more closely matched than you had thought. Your best weapon this week will be the Rocket
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You will find your personal partner taxing this week. Nagging
has never been something that you could tolerate, and it's once again driving you into a lonely
state of affairs. Escapist tendencies may lead to overindulgence. Avoid friends or acquaintances
who drink too much. The battle continues. Your best game day this week will be Sunday.
Use humor to add to clan dynamics and give the team a much needed pick-me-up. Work on the team's
website, update member profiles with witty bios and keep the news updated after every match with
comical recaps of gameplay. Try playing to music to really get your fragging groove on! Don't be
overly eager to please others this week, let them get to know and like the real you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Do not be surprised if your partner doesn't understand
your needs. Try to take care of the needs of those you love. Don't blow situations out of
proportion. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Put your leadership abilities to use.
If you're already in a clan then take a more active role in getting things together. If you're not
yet in a clan then consider joining one to add some competitive team spirit to your gaming life.
Choose the clan carefully though, visit websites and be sure that your personality will be a good
match for the group! Your sniping skills will be high this week, if you don't play a mod with
sniping weapons then be sure to make good use of the Railgun.
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