Quakescopes for Mar. 04 - Mar. 10, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Creative ventures which include a residential type of design
(example: a map or single player mission), could eventually lead to a profitable venture. If you
are working on a creative project try to iron out the fine details that will make your presentation
perfect. Settle any friction over money with your mate or family members, or conflicts could prevail.
Acknowledge the needs of those around you, try not to be too self centred this week. Your knowledge
of gaming will enhance your reputation. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Your best
weapon will be the Railgun or Sniper Rifle, your aim is ON!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Your changing philosophies may lead you into new
circles and open doors that will give you a unique outlook on life. Limitations with
females could lead to unfortunate circumstances. You can't always have your own way, remember
that this week if you're asked to sit out of the big game so that someone else can play.
Be careful making committments right now, don't get yourself in too deep by joining a creative
game community group or clan if you don't have the time and energy to devote at the moment.
You will do well in social settings, and new and interesting individuals may spark a romantic
curiosity. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. Your best games will be be played on
very dark, basic maps. Not too much flash, perhaps a city setting with lots of unlit buildings
in which to creep around.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Try to be considerate in your gaming obligations, treat
those around you with respect and you will be given respect in return. Put your time and energy
into creative projects, such as mapping, modding, web publishing, etc.. Your greatest gains
will come through your creative ideas, you will surprise even yourself to find where your
efforts may lead you. Don't rely on others to do your work. You may be emotional and quick to
judge others, if you are in a clan then watch your tongue this week or you may find yourself
alienating the group. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Your best games will be
played on small duel style maps or arenas, 1v1 or 2v2 games will see you dominating the spotlight!
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Find an outlet for any mounting frustration. Consider starting
work on a new creative project, or perhaps joining a 1 vs. 1 game tournament. You will reach a lot
of people by speaking out in your favourite gaming forums or in IRC this week, your ideas will
be well received. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your best games will be played
on large maps or arenas where teams tend to confront each other in the middle for furied battles.
Don't worry about being the last man standing, you're in the zone this week and will cause a lot
of damage on your way down. Your best weapons will be the Rocket Launcher and Grenades.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Your reputation may be at stake if you partake in
gossip, so stick to the basics when chatting it up on your favourite gaming forums and in those
often volatile ICQ chats! Involvement with prestigious organizations will be to your advantage.
Unexpected romantic connections can be made if you go out with friends or take a
pleasure trip. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best games will be played on
bright outdoor maps. Clan life may be volatile this week, expect disputes over match results
or conflict in finding servers. You'll later feel your team received the short end of the stick.
Team mods are where it's at for you right now!
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Keep your ears open, especially to those who care
about you. You will be tempted to shop till you drop. Do yourself a favor and leave
your plastic at home. It's not a good time to make those hardware upgrade you've been
considering. You will have a productive week if you organize yourself
well in your creative endeavors. Your best game day this week will be Sunday.
You will play your best games this week in an FFA atmosphere, although you may prefer
team games, it's just not your week to shine as part of a team effort. If you're in a clan,
prepare for a sweet winning streak to come your way, but make sure you only take a spot in
the lineup if you completely feel up to the task!
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): You can meet new and exciting friends who will
provide mental stimulation if you get involved in game community chat forums. You might
not accomplish all that you want to at home this week. One thing to keep in mind: Money
may slip through your fingers, leaving you short, so best wait to buy that new game or make
the computer upgrade you've been wanting. You may be overreacting to a situation at hand, take
a breather before making any official statements. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday.
Don't go into clan matches cold this week, you will find it to be your team's downfall. Be sure
to leave yourself plenty of warm up time. Your best weapon this week will be the Shotgun.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Things may not be as harmonious as you would like
with clan or gaming pals this week. Be tactful if you see flaws in someone
else's performance, publically slandering them will make you the bad guy. You mustn't
take on other people's responsibilities or you may find yourself irritable and exhausted.
Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. You're the belle of the ball this week!
Your game is at a healthy peak. If you're part of a clan then make sure you take a spot
in the lineup to help see your team through to a clear victory! Your best weapon will be
anything you can snipe with or cause splash damage with.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Visitors may drop by unexpectedly, resulting
in tension. Try to be tolerant of the moods of those around you.
Don't spend more than is necessary on travel or friends. Your emotions are
fluctuating, so be careful not to say things you'll regret. You are likely to blow
situations out of proportion. If you're a part of a clan then let someone else take care of
setting up the matches or disputing any discrepancies. If you get involved and lose your
temper you will quickly see your team in the doghouse. Your best game day this week will
be Saturday. Your best games will be played on small to mid-size maps that have lots of
hallways and confined places to frag in.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): You may think gifts will win their heart, but it
could add stress from lack of funds. Spend some quality time with the one you love.
Your talents will shine in the gaming scene, whether it be through creative endeavors or
just your performance on the battlefield. You need to take a long, hard look at yourself and
your personal situation. The existing problems must be dealt with one way or another.
Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Your best games will be played on multi-level
maps where you can set up shop and snipe from afar. Space maps will be your ultimate
downfall, don't expect to find yourself at the top of the score board there. Your best
weapons will be any sort of Machine Gun or automatic/semi-automatic realistic weapon.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): Be cautious and use your head wisely in situations
that deal with the use of computers or you could find yourself with a surprise format at hand.
Be careful not to upset employers or those you work with in game community creative endeavors.
Mingle with those who can help you get ahead. You should check out prestigious clans or groups
that have a mentality you believe in. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Your best
games will be played in a realistic atmosphere, maps based on real locations or mods/games
based loosely around real wars or situations. Listening to music while you frag will really
put you in the zone and see at the top of the score charts! Team games are your thing this
week, be sure to compliment the team rather than branching off alone renegade style.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Don't let your personal dilemmas interfere
with your goals. Drastic changes regarding your personal attitude are evident. Be
wary of those who have overly strong convictions. Look for some experienced guidance if
it will help unite your clan or gaming group. You will be in the doghouse if you are being
stubborn, compromise will be necessary. If you're responsible for setting up clan matches,
then approach the games with a cheerful and professional attitude. If you are stand-offish
then your team's reputation will suffer. Your team will be the victor this week, so keep the
level of sportsmanship high to compliment the win. Your best game day this week will be Monday.
Your best maps will boast lots of liquids such as water, lava or slime.
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