Bonus Feature: Personalized Desktop Readings by Jube! A chance to showcase your
desktop image AND get a personalized reading of your 'digital palm'. Simply send a screenshot of your
desktop to Jube, and every week new desktops will be
profiled on Page -2- of the Quakescopes! What more could you ask for? (Except maybe a million dollars
and some triple fudge brownies!) Note: Desktop readings are for entertainment purposes only, and
may border on cruel and unusual punishment.
Don't forget to find out the basics of your sign in the Quake Astrology Guide!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Don't let your clan put demands on you this week. You must
follow your own desires, even if this means leaving the team or joining a new group. Do what needs
to be done and get on with the things you enjoy doing. You can't live your life for others, this
applies to all areas of your life, not just clanning. Be sure not to burn any bridges. You may not
be the easiest person to deal with. Self-deception could lead you in the wrong direction. Your
best game day this week will be Monday. You'll probably do more chatting than playing this week,
and it's probably better off that way since your game is at an all time low. Don't fret, your
two left feet will straighten themselves out in no time!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Changes in your domestic or clan scene are evident. Take
care of chores that have been hanging over your head. Unexpected visitors will be a welcome
surprise. Don't let your emotional partner upset you this week. You need to do your own
thing and work on making yourself the best you can be. Fitness programs could go a long way toward
raising your self esteem. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. If you're not part of a
clan then perhaps now is the time to take the plunge, your tryouts will go very well! You'll
absolutely sizzle with the lightning gun this week, use it and use it often. Your best maps
this week will be those based on a team fortress style of gameplay, play defense and you'll
find yourself flawlessly defending your team's base.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You can mesmerize anyone you meet with your cultured
attitude and outlook. Take time to do some writing, whether it's correspondence, web updates,
or keeping a journal. Put your thoughts on paper. Avoid disputes that could lead to physical
abuse or loss of friends. Group activities suit you well this week. Deception regarding
joint finances may set you off. Your best game day this week will be Thursday.
Don't be too quick to take over the leadership position in a group, and if you're in a clan
then it may be time to step down as leader. You've been questioning your abilities lately
and you'll be happier to follow the pack rather than lead them into battle yourself. If you've
been thinking about changing your game handle then now is the time to go for it.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Be considerate and avoid being overly opinionated, or
arguments will ensue. Be prepared to lose friends or alienate other people if you insist
on being stubborn. You need more space, living arrangements may need to change. You will
have splendid suggestions for gaming events or creative projects. Your best game day this
week will be Sunday. Many of your friends have begun to stray from organized gameplay and
you're coming up a little short handed when match time arrives. You have the ability to
regroup the troupes and revive their interest in gaming, but be aware that you will lose
a few good soldiers along the way.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You may be in the mood to let your hard earned cash slip
through your fingers unless you make arrangements to tuck it away. If you're not certain
you can afford the hardware upgrades or software purchases then it's best to wait it out for
the moment. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. Get social this week, spend time
chatting with gaming pals in IRC, on ICQ, or in your favourite gaming message forums. You'll
probably end up chatting more than playing, but when you do hit the servers you'll be in top
form and will likely receive a few well deserved compliments. Practice makes perfect, spend
some time playing against some hardcore bots, be sure to use a large arsenal, you need to
spread your wings a bit and stop being such a rocket jockey.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21): Situations could easily get blown out of proportion if
you have made unreasonable promises. Focus on your domestic scene. Get together with
friends or relatives. Don't hesitate to voice your ideas and opinions in creative groups
or your clan. You will be well looked upon due to your compassionate and giving nature.
Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your gameplay will be aggressive this week,
play offensive positions so you don't have to sit idle too much. Practice your rocket jumps,
they'll help get you out of some sticky situations and will earn you the praise of your
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Your mate is going to want and need some attention.
Try to satisfy both of your needs. A party for two might be just the remedy.
Changes in your home environment are likely. Try to be patient and understanding. Don't
let your health suffer because of worry. Talk to someone you trust. Your best game day
this week will be Friday. Anyone in the path of your rockets this week will not fair well,
damn you're on the ball! Now is a great time to start learning a new skill, you'll learn a
lot in a short time. Think about which aspects of gaming you really have an appreciation
for, maps, models, skins, programming, sound and music, make your move.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Travel will be fun and entertaining. Much knowledge can
be obtained through the experiences you have. You are best to get out of the house this week.
Difficulties relating to younger people will be stressful, either in your clan, on public
servers or on the homefront. You need to do something that will make you feel better about
yourself. Your best game day this week will be Saturday. Keep a keen eye on the playing field
this week, you'll learn a few useful tricks from those around you. Your stability will put others
at ease, if you're in a clan that has been having trouble lately, you will be the rock that
keeps the group together.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): Don't let your boss make you feel guilty enough to take
work home with you. Your family needs to spend some time with you, too. You may need to
make a choice. Travel will turn out to be far more exciting than you imagined. You can
make changes that will enhance your appearance. Good friends will give you honest answers.
Your best game day this week will be Monday. If you're in a clan, your clanmates will be
wondering about your loyalty to the group. You need to be careful what you tell peers. Your
secrets may come back to haunt you.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23): Opportunities will come through behind the scenes
activities. Social events held in your home will be successful and entertaining for
all. Relatives will be extremely perplexing this week. Don't even bother trying to get
their approval on the things you want to do. You will probably have to defend your
mate. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You'll play your best games this week on
well-lit, spacious outdoor maps. Use the terrain wisely, don't sit in wide open spaces.
It's all about weapon combos for you, if you typically stick to one weapon then now is the time
to spread your wings a bit.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You need to look into ways to change your self-image.
You've been in a rut and you need to do something that will help you break the pattern
you've fallen into. Don't lend or borrow money or belongings. Friendships will be ruined
if you let too many people get involved in any disputes. Your attitude could be up and
down like a yo-yo. Your best game day this week will be Sunday. If you're in a clan then
you may find yourself voted off the island if you don't keep your bad attitude to yourself.
If you've ever considered modding your computer case then start collecting the needed materials,
you'll have the most stylin' case on the block!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Do not push your opinions or try to reform your
clanmates or loved ones this week. Residential moves should be considered carefully. Listen
to the complaints of others. Take the initiative and go after your goals. Small business
ventures can earn you extra cash. You have to believe in yourself and your talents.
Social events will be rewarding. Your best game day this week will be Thursday.
You're not at the top of your game right now, you may want to sit on the bench for
the big game and let one of the "B team" players have a shot at showing what they've got to offer.
You should take a closer look at your gaming configurations this week, check out some tweak guides
(both for the game and your internet connection) for a boost in frame rate and speed.
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