Quakescopes for August 12 - August 18, 2002
A week's worth of gaming guidance!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19):
Don't take advantage of your expense account. You will not impress others by being foolishly generous.
Restrictions may be difficult for you to live with, but try to do things by the book. You might be
disciplined enough to get some work done around the house; however, you may find your self daydreaming
about your significant other or an adventurous trip you've been contemplating. Your best game day
this week will be Tuesday. you're unhappy in a clan then this is the time to leave and either go solo or join one you've been eyeing for some time. Make sure that you have all your game configurations in order incase you need to reinstall your game suddenly.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18):
You'll find it easy to charm members of the opposite sex this week. Use your quick wit to win points with
friends. Take care when dealing with older relatives. You need to keep everyone on your domestic scene
too busy to complain. Children may pose a problem if they don't like suggestions. You may find yourself
mixed up in a triangle of sorts. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You need mental stimulation, if you're in a clan then start working on some new team strategies. Practice special jumps this week, they'll go a long way to improving your game play, your skill level has been on your mind a bit lately.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20):
Your high energy should be spent pleasing your mate. Have a heart-to-heart talk with family and find
out what the problems are. You can't make things better if you don't know what to fix. Don't let your
emotions interfere with completing your chores. You may have difficulties with family members if you
get involved in petty arguments. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Stay active to cool down, you're going to be a little hot headed this week. If you don't control your temper you will likely find yourself banned from your favourite server or kicked out of a competitive ladder or tournament you've been participating in.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19):
You may have a hidden adversary who would love to harm you. Abstain from getting involved with married
individuals. Your diplomatic approach and rather outgoing nature will enhance your reputation and
bring you the support you need. You can make headway if you share your intentions with someone you
care about. Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You'll become easily annoyed by younger smack talking players this week, try to keep your cool. Plan your games carefully, don't tire yourself out with too many late nights. Practice sniping this week, with a little time and patience it will come naturally. You're a rocket jockey by nature, pick up that rocket launcher and watch your frag count shoot up!
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20):
Work quietly at your own goals and forget about situations that you can do little about. Get on with
your life. It might be time to make a fresh start. You have a lot to offer. Situations you can't
change should be forgotten for the present. You need to concentrate on the areas where you can
make a difference. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Your weapon of choice this week is the Plasma Gun, use it to your advantage. You will seek out friends and groups that align with your social needs. If you are significantly involved in a clan, try not to react too rebelliously to any group pressure. Put down the rocket launcher this week, time for that much needed railgun practice.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21):
Opportunities for new and exciting relationships will be yours if you get out and join groups. You
will also encounter individuals who can help you further your goals. You have made an accurate assessment
of the situation and have come up with ideas that will save money. Get involved in groups that can
offer intellectual stimulation. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. Your mind will be quick and agile this week, coupled with a good sense of humour. Public speaking is favoured, you'll find yourself getting all the big chuckles on your favourite servers and message board forums.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22):
Focus on what's important rather than spreading yourself too thin and accomplishing little. Think of
starting a new business or emotional partnership. Problems with peers is apparent. Unpleasant situations
concerning family members will be unnerving. Don't neglect these problems; deal with them once and for
all, then move on to more pleasurable tasks. Your best game day this week will be Friday. Time to expand your horizons, be it by trying out a new mod, testing out new positions or starting to focus on weapons you don't normally use much. Problems with a clan leader or server administrator will lead to anxiety and worry. Don't get angry with your gaming buds. You are best to concentrate on playing and avoid getting involved in idle chatter.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22):
Unexpected events may be upsetting. Avoid any confrontations with colleagues. Only bite off what you
can chew. Don't believe everything you hear, make sure that they aren't already committed to someone
else. You should consider getting your whole family involved in a project at home. Your best game
day this week will be Sunday. It's time to write that game FAQ or start that resource website you've been considering! You'll be going through a lot of highs and lows this week, one day you'll be kicking serious butt; the next you'll be looking like a chump.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22):
Travel, although enticing, will cost more than you expect (heading to QuakeCon?). You will meet new and
exciting people if you attend social activities or sporting events. You may find that friends will
offer some good advice regarding your personal life which could, in fact, lead to the reappearance
of a past romantic tie. Your best game day this week will be Wednesday. Get involved in competition, whether it be friendly competition with pals, playing in clan matches, joining a gaming ladder or simply hitting some one on one duel servers. You will experience great satisfaction from your encounters with others.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 23):
You should put in some extra hours developing that creative idea you have. Your ability to charm
others will put you in the limelight at social functions. Try to avoid being extravagant this week.
You won't impress anyone by being overly generous. Restrictions may be difficult for you to live with.
Your best game day this week will be Tuesday. You will be sensitive about your skill level, but you've got nothing to worry about. This would be a good time to focus on tweaking your configurations, team communications and issues pertaining to your frame rate.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21):
It may not be the best time to socialize with clients or colleagues this week. Do your job and then spend
some time with family; you'll be glad you did. You will enjoy interacting with those who come from
different backgrounds. Your unique approach to life will interest others. You can help sort out
problems that friends are facing. Your best game day this week will be Monday. Your ability to get others to do things will be to your advantage and will be admired by those you are dealing with. If you are the team captain of a clan, you will be praised this week for your great leadership qualities. Get into a mod that will satisfy your need for fast paced action, it's time for a change from the norm.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21):
Renovations or purchases made for your home will payoff. Help those incapable of taking care of their
personal affairs. Rewards for past good deeds will be yours. New methods and innovative technology will
make your job far easier than you anticipated. Don't be too quick to judge your position or surroundings
at work. Look into family outings or projects. Your best game day this week will be Thursday. If you're not part of a clan then perhaps now is the time to take the plunge, your tryouts will go very well! You'll absolutely sizzle with the lightning gun this week, use it and use it often. Your best maps this week will be those based on a team fortress style of gameplay, play defense and you'll find yourself flawlessly defending your team's base.
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